Wednesday, June 11th 2008
What Would Angie Say?
Angie Jo's favorite make-out partner and brother, James Haven, went to the Lakers-Celtics game last night with his daddy, Jon Voight. Last year, James and Jonny had a bitch fight in the press. Have these two kissed and made up? If they did, I hope they didn't use tongue.
This is also the first time I've seen James Haven's eyeballs completely in their sockets. I sort of miss his bulging frog eyes.
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I'm not a Brangeloonie, I'm a JamesHavenloonie.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by No Words on June 11, 2008 - 10:08pm.
James Haven, you always make my evening with your "insider" stories...thank you, thank you!
*muah*
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You're welcome Words! SmOOches!
It ain't easy bein' James Haven! Look how tense he looks in that photo, but notice the smootheness of his arms and hands? Mary Kay for men! ;)
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Who is stalking James Haven by being James_Haven? Any idea peoples????
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James Haven,
"." always loves when you stop by and share. Your life sounds fun and exciting. "." is a little jealous so please give "." a teensy tongue kiss (by accident of course). You can pretend you slipped on something and plant a big smackeroo on me. :D
Who is Uncle Dusty? Dustin Hoffman? Don't spank me for not knowing. I'm honestly trying to keep up with your cute stories but I can't be here 24/7 or I'll never afford the gas. ;)
James Haven, you always make my evening with your "insider" stories...thank you, thank you!
*muah*
James Haven stopped by earlier and was pleasantly surprised to see himself and daddy in their own thread!
It is true. We did have a falling out, but Uncle Dusty called James Haven and told him he knew James Haven was living by himself, ever since Angie decided she and Brad are going to be French for awhile.
Uncle Dusty pleaded with James Haven to have dinner with dad. Uncle Dusty said Dad was looking to make peace with his children and was eagerly awaiting the birth of the triplets!
"Stop right there!" James Haven told Uncle Dusty, "Dad can't remember the names, or how many grandchildren he has, how can he have a relationship with James Haven?!
Uncle Dusty swore that dad was on the up and up and wanted to be close to James Haven and Angie, again.
Well, dinner went off without a hitch. Then daddy told James Haven to renact a scene from "The Champ". He cleared off the table threw himself on top and demanded James Haven recite the lines that the little boy had! James Haven was mortified! Why, he was once a busboy in that very restaurant. How could he start crying and screaming in a place where he once served Salmon and pilaf to Robert DiNiro?
James Haven grabbed his cell and ran out the door. Uncle Dusty followed behind and gave James Haven two tickets to the Lakers game. He made James Haven promise to "try again". James Haven agreed but if daddy started in with "Midnight Cowboy", James Haven was out of there!
It was actually, a really good time! We cheered, we laughed and we bonded over our extreme dislike for Brad. Daddy said Brad resembles a little monkey, and we should stick him in a tree! Daddy also gave James Haven tips on how to get Brad to leave. He said it was fool proof and it worked the time he had to get rid of his pesky houseguest, Dom DeLuise.
Sorry for being so long winded, but you bitches are picky about details, and James Haven wants the truth out there!
P.S.: BOO...HISS to those that are calling James Haven names! Sticks and stones bitches!
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Me loves James "Heaven" *dreamy sigh* That is all.
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James Haven is so fucking creepy looking. Both he and sis look like deranged muppets.
James Haven rocks! I might do James Haven if he was my brother too!!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
James Haven has got to fly! Meeting daddy and Uncle Dusty for drinks!
A special thank you to MK, for giving James Haven props! SmOOches
Move over Angie, there's a new Voight in town!
Nice to see all of James Haven's favorite Daytime Dlisters! SmOOches!
Bye Joey! ;)
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
btw .. James Haven is a hottie ... although i always thought so ... even in the blonde days!
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 11, 2008 - 12:44pm.
fucking exactly ..i agree 100% ... bs every freakin day ...
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
From last night
Submitted by James_Haven on June 10, 2008 - 10:46pm.
btw: good news: Angie and Dad are trying to patch things up. James Haven has been trying to get these two together for quite some time. If nothing else, perhaps we will get to watch them both go batshit again, on national T.V.! Good times!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
James is looking ultra fabulous!
James Haven looks gorgeous!!! (whisper, yes I do him 9 ways to Sunday). AND PACKING major woo woo! (The technical term for big peen)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
James_Haven on June 11, 2008 - 6:42pm
Well considering your Daddy is smiling and you aren't, how do YOU think you looks?
And what are those square things in your front pockets?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
James Haven told you bitches last night on the Brooke Hogan thread, or was it the Madonna thread? hmmm maybe the Tori thread? Anyhoo, James Haven TOLD you this last night!
No one ever listens to James Haven.
So, how does James Haven look?
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
I have emergency contacted James Haven on his MySpace site...He will make short work of all you haters......
(Putting on my Blonde Posh Spice wig once more)
" LEAVE JAMES HAVEN ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 11, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Ok, where are all the "Sweeney Todd" Reviews?
I know a few of you watched it last night....
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I liked it! It was all singing, so if you aren't into that kind of thing it would be a long movie.
Johnny did a good job though, as usual.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 12:20pm.
are you registered in the Forum? PM me, please.
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Heathcliff: If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.
James Haven, you need to get your ass on here and clear up all of the rumors. :)
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Crap! Another one heading straight to the Department of Michael Jackson noses. These two twats should leave their damn noses alone already.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Maybe Brad put his foot down (about time) and told James to stop following them around.For a while it seemed everywhere they went, there was James...Since he can't mooch off Angie, maybe he is going to try and mooch off Dad? What does he do anyway???
Wow I never noticed but James looks just like Jon. I always thought that none of his children looked like him (except fot the lips) and maybe they got their looks from their mum, but I guess not.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 3:13pm.
awesome! I have one chinchilla also.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
peaches,
I have two also!! I also have a foster right now with 5 babies!
angel_i has bunnehs too!!!
All the world will soon be bunny slaves!!!!!!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
I am not going to buy any magazines with big celebrity baby pictorials where they get soo much money for it! It's retarded! They don't need the money. And I'm not sure I trust celebrities with charity.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by angel_i on June 11, 2008 - 12:15pm.
I love bunnies! I have two myself! they're so adorable!
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 11:54am.
I certainly need to learn what you have with the Pudge.
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It ain't easy. It took a lot of hard work. There were a lot of slip ups...two steps forward one step back kind of thing. And I hardly expect you to make the kind of investment in the cybercommunity at dlisted that I have made in Pudge.
I mean, he pays half the mortgage! :)
Frankly, I disagree with people here ALL THE TIME and I choose to keep my mouth shut EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I AM RIGHT because the end result is more pleasing to me. I would rather have peace and harmony and kumbaya than make sure everyone knows I am right.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Stoney, number15 - WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ding ding ding*
Yes, I LOVE that line.
Also love this one:
"He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!"
Christmas on a Cracker!
..LA is way more loopey then usual. I thought that she didn't get "community time" until 8pm or so. Her medications need to be doubled and those sleeves shortened on her str8 jacket so she cannot use anything but her toes on the keyboard.
I am calling her Asylum right now and have them take away her internet rights for "Unsastifactory Attitude To Other DListed Sluts", and make sure it goes on her PERMANENT RECORD.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Trying to talk logic to a Brangeloon is like trying to talk class to the Hogan family.
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 11, 2008 - 2:42pm.
I don't think I insisted I was this or that...today.
I think a verbal exchange happened today. A heated one. Thats all.
Ok, it just took me a second to figure out what a Pudge was. Thats very true. I wish I could learn to do that but to tell you the truth. Very rarely in life do I ever allow anyone to tell me I am wrong, when I believe I am right. I argue with people all the time. Sure I bite my tongue once in awhile but, uh, not often. I certainly need to learn what you have with the Pudge.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 11, 2008 - 11:44am.
I wish everybody could just suck it up and at the very least, not reference every fucktarded post it makes repeatedly.
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Sigh, you are right, I know you are right. I was just trying to be helpful :(
I'll try your way.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Amen Uvula!!
I'm actually completely burned out on seeing "Submitted by HEART ANGELINA" in the recent comments section. I'm tired of her, I'm tired of everybody engaging her and cutting and pasting and regurgitating her shit.
I wish everybody could just suck it up and at the very least, not reference every fucktarded post it makes repeatedly.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
LA--We've been round and round about this issue many times and you know the score. You can choose to express your opinion, state the facts and be done with it or you can choose to insist that you, and only you, are right and that everyone else is a jellis h8ter.
The latter is like going to the Beef Ranchers of America convention and trying to convert everyone there to veganism. You won't be very successful and you'll have a lot of pissed off people trying to get rid of you.
Pudge and I disagree a lot. Sometines I just have to keep my mouth shut to keep the peace. Personally, I always find it is worth it. I'd rtaher be married and happy than be right all the time.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Stupid copy and paste!
Oi! Depp it is...
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Big deal, families have spats and reconcile all the time.
Submitted by angel_i on June 11, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Well I am glad you haven't forgotten me. LOL.
You're absolutely right about having a choice. Thats very true.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
Submitted by Stoney on June 11, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Haha beat you!
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Neener-neener-neener! Silly! Love it! :)
Haha beat you!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by M.E. on June 11, 2008 - 12:04pm.
You know, this bullshit and the vampid shit it spews, is making me fucking mental.
I'm about ready to dance around in my grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing myself in peanut butter.
What smartie pants can get THAT reference?
How about Se7en?
M.E.: Brad Pitt, Seven!!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 1:13pm.
I still owe you for my summer reading list. Which I have been going through in the evenings. I wasn't sure if even remembered me.
Well I am just glad you find it entertaining...it does the opposite for me.
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How could I forget you!? You weren't hard to pick out of the crowd, that's fersure.
I'm glad you're enjoying the list - they remind me of the summer which is when I do most of my reading, too ... maybe that's leftover from school days...
And about that last part: free will is lovely fact of life; it means we always have a choice.
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
@Angel- You are so right!
I hope those vag monkeys aren't born on my birthday - August 11th.
BRADIFUL BITCH / Mrs.Kravitz,
Don't tell anyone, cuz they'll take my Depp Bunny membership card away, but, i couldn't finish Sweeney either...
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
@BB & MRS. K.
I only made it about 10 min for the singing and I knew there was going to be a lot of it...LOL. I love J Depp but it was like an overdose. I had to step away.
My aunt wrote a letter to the Academy telling them how outraged she was that he didn't get the award for " Sweeney Todd". I asked her if she ever SAW it and she said no....LOL
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