Wednesday, June 11th 2008
What Would Angie Say?
Angie Jo's favorite make-out partner and brother, James Haven, went to the Lakers-Celtics game last night with his daddy, Jon Voight. Last year, James and Jonny had a bitch fight in the press. Have these two kissed and made up? If they did, I hope they didn't use tongue.
This is also the first time I've seen James Haven's eyeballs completely in their sockets. I sort of miss his bulging frog eyes.
Wenn
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Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Justina on June 11, 2008 - 11:02pm.
LOL :)
Is there even such a thing as a James Haven fan?
Justina, have you not been reading this thread? YES. lol I'm JamesHavenLoonieTunes! Those googly eyes can suck you in like a tractor beam I tell ya.
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I am absolutely sorry but I have not been reading the thread. Busy gal here. I'm waiting for the tractor beam though.
This story seems like deja vu all over again. Doesnt this happen every couple of years? Wake me up when it passes.
Ooops, now it's time for our poor little wittle Jen Aniston to pull one-up. She must be scrambling to get photographed with her mother Nancy, who called her beady eyes and homely in print LOL! Aniston would do anything to upstage the Jolie-Pitts but shoot, that's a tough one. But, Huvane, take note, you WILL get some ink space for that.
Good Luck to you James Haven. You probably have more talent than your other half. I hope he can make peace with dad.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 12, 2008 - 12:04am.
now i feel challenged!... gotta see exactly how much booze it takes to hit the ceiling!.. yeah, my pea soup is on your hands!LOL!
ESE, you just said you feel challenged? It's ON! lol I feel 'challenged' every day. It's a gift really. I guess I should have drank that barley water shit instead of the hops and barley shit. *evil hiccup*
My pea soup is actually really good but probably not good in the turlit or spewing at a young priest and an old priest. lol
Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 11:56pm.
now i feel challenged!... gotta see exactly how much booze it takes to hit the ceiling!.. yeah, my pea soup is on your hands!LOL!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 11, 2008 - 11:53pm.
know the feelin'...the wall?!?!... is that what i've been running into?... really got to stop drinkin'!
ESE, hitting the wall is a lot better than hitting the ceiling. I've heard you need an exorcism when it comes to that. Well, that and spewing pea soup. ;)
Hi James! glad you and your dad are trying to save angie from Brad! I miss the old angie that kissed you when she won her oscar, and I'll bet you liked Billy-bob better than Brad, yes?
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 11:51pm.
know the feelin'...the wall?!?!... is that what i've been running into?... really got to stop drinkin'!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 11, 2008 - 11:47pm.
yeah, i'm pessimistic!LOL!
ESE, so am I. -Can't argue with that. I'm not a 'glass is half full or empty' type of person, I'm a "where the hell is the glass?" type of person and then I proceed to walk into a wall and fall down and go boom. :))
Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 11:44pm.
yeah, i'm pessimistic!LOL!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Sweet dreams, James Haven.
Snoogles and kisses to you. :)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 11, 2008 - 11:35pm.
ESE, you have a very valid point but if you can mend a fence with your father figure even if it means pap snappers getting money shots then you do what you gotta do. I never grew up with my sperm donor father and so I don't really have an even keeled perspective on what it is like to grow up with a 'dad' but I think having a father is important and I wish I'd had a decent one worth reconciling with but mine was pure scum.
I hope James Haven succeeds in mending the relationship with his sis and Pa. Jon has said some hurtful things towards AJ (truthful? Yes. -But hurtful just the same). It's kind of sad to think of Shilo not getting to know her grandpa especially with her grandma gone now. :(
James Haven must get his beauty rest! Daddy snores like a dying Moose, grinds his teeth, and kicks like a mule! It keeps James Haven up all night! Thanks to everyone that has made this thread a success!
James Haven showed daddy the dlisted site, he said he might get himself a name and an avie to match!
**SmOOches to all**
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
all i can say is, watch your back JH! i think he's tryin' to relive his glory days through you... why else would photogs be there if not for you?!
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"Camera, got them images.
Camera got them all.
Nothing's shocking..."
Submitted by James Haven on June 11, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by jussayin on June 11, 2008 - 11:16pm.
anyone that has hate for James Haven can go eat a dick (unless you like doing that, then you can go fall face down in Paris Hilton's twat)
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Now that is one Nasty visual!
ROTFL! I have to agree with James on that one. *laughing self into hysterics*
Submitted by jussayin on June 11, 2008 - 11:16pm.
anyone that has hate for James Haven can go eat a dick (unless you like doing that, then you can go fall face down in Paris Hilton's twat)
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Now that is one Nasty visual!
SmOOches!
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
anyone that has hate for James Haven can go eat a dick (unless you like doing that, then you can go fall face down in Paris Hilton's twat)
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by Justina on June 11, 2008 - 11:02pm.
LOL :)
Is there even such a thing as a James Haven fan?
Justina, have you not been reading this thread? YES. lol I'm JamesHavenLoonieTunes! Those googly eyes can suck you in like a tractor beam I tell ya.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 11, 2008 - 10:59pm.
I'm beginning to suspect that Justina is not the biggest James Haven fan.
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LOL :)
Is there even such a thing as a James Haven fan?
I'm beginning to suspect that Justina is not the biggest James Haven fan.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 11, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Love this post. I can talk about James Haven all night and not have to worry about being "off topic."
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hahahahahhhaha.....so true!
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
Submitted by James Haven on June 11, 2008 - 10:50pm.
SmOOches . !
Brad is a big fan of beans. All different types of beans. So James Haven feels your pain!
Try not losing consciousness after Brad has been in the loo!
James Haven! HAHAHAHAHA! Cut that funny bidness out! You're going to give me wrinkles and I don't want botox dangit! "." needs to lose eight freakin' pounds and "." ain't freakin' happy about it. Then again, if I could laugh them off. Hmm.
JAMES HAVEN is the TOPICCCCCCCCCCC. I CAN STAY ON TOPICCCCCCCCCC and talk to JAMES HAVENNNNNNNNN.
I couldn't reseest.
James H., you don't want a stalker. Hell to the naw! It's nice to have admirers but stalkers are a whole dif sitch.
Now snoogle me and keesh me! Beano for everyone!
Did Enrique Iglesias have a yard sale?
Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 10:46pm.
My other half is eating beans tonight. Gonna be loud and stinky. :(
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SmOOches . !
Brad is a big fan of beans. All different types of beans. So James Haven feels your pain!
Try not losing consciousness after Brad has been in the loo!
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Submitted by James Haven on June 11, 2008 - 10:39pm.
James Haven thinks MK is a fan of James Haven's but can't really profess his love for him....just yet!
James H., I agree! Michael K. loves your hot ass. He's just shy about professing his true crush. For now I'll openly profess MY crush on you though. *kissy kiss* You look mighty fine in them jeans too btw! *fans self and giggles*
My other half is eating beans tonight. Gonna be loud and stinky. :(
On a happy note: Me love James Haven long happy time! :D
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 11, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Hi PSL! SmOOches!
James Haven was wondering what kind of trouble you encountered since you are always so nice to everyone!
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 11, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by James Haven
OK, but I was worried for you since PSL has had such troubles! Glad they are you...LOL.
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huh? what? I saw my name.......hi everybody! Of COURSE you are on the Haven thread!
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
I remember Jon Voight in Midnight Cowboy. I don't think Jon can stay up past midnight anymore.
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Submitted by Justina on June 11, 2008 - 10:39pm.
James Haven looks stupid.
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That is sooo not nice! And how does one "look" stupid?
One can look tired, sick, clammy, tanned, hot, sexy, sad, but stupid? Ridic
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Well ".", there was a couple of threads about James Haven a few months back. The Shiloh plates, and one about James Haven yapping to the press about Angie. James Haven thinks MK is a fan of James Haven's but can't really profess his love for him....just yet!
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
James Haven on a James Haven post cool.
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James Haven looks stupid.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 11, 2008 - 10:31pm.
You are too kind, Mr. President, too kind!
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Jamesy,
You make me blush all shades of the rainbow. Speaking of which--isn't it pride month or some such thing?
Geeve me more keeses, James Havennnnnnn.
"Put up your dukes, TexNdoc! j/k! :)" <--that made me LOL!
So Dusty IS Dustin. *phew* I was kinda sweatin' that one out. I'm no good at this gossip stuff. That's why we need you, James! And a whole thread dedicated to vous! YAY!
*sneaky snake sneaks another kiss in*
James, I've already secured both HEART and LOVE James Haven. On top of that, I've reserved JAMES HAVEN FAN as well.
My reelection platform is simple: More James Haven on Dlisted or MK is heading to Guantanamo.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 11, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Love this post. I can talk about James Haven all night and not have to worry about being "off topic."
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So true!
Put up your dukes, TexNdoc! j/k! :)
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
James Haven happened in here quite by accident today! He had some down time after a seminar and decided to stroll in. You can imagine how happy he was to see he was featured in his own thread!
It won't be long before James Haven has a crazed fan named LoveJamesHaven who drives all the daytime bitches to insanity!
Can you imagine, James Haven, one day having his own thread with 900 comments?! One can dream.....
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Love this post. I can talk about James Haven all night and not have to worry about being "off topic."
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
"." love the avie! It looks good on you!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Submitted by James Haven
OK, but I was worried for you since PSL has had such troubles! Glad they are you...LOL.
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by James Haven on June 11, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Hi there. Yes, you is you.
Ok....It's James Haven!
This photo tends to creep people out!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 11, 2008 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by James_Haven on June 11, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Don't think this is the real JH. The syntax is wrong.
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Hello Sheeps! SmOOches!
James Haven is not sure what a syntax is. He's hoping it's not catchy!
Anyhoo, there is only one James Haven, and that's...well....James Haven!
watch: James Haven will come back as James_Haven
*runs for the door*
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Jamesy, hit refresh. I have an avatar now.
I tried to find something sexy but you got me all swoony from your kisses. *giggles like school girl*
Submitted by Mr. President on June 11, 2008 - 10:13pm.
I'm not a Brangeloonie, I'm a JamesHavenloonie.
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Thanks Mr. President! SmOOches!
James Haven hopes you get re-elected!
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 11, 2008 - 10:11pm.
No worries Deb. James_Haven, is James Haven! When James Haven first arrived on dlisted soil, as an "unverified"...someone, James Haven believes it was "madam s" told James Haven to get verified before someone takes it. So James Haven did. He started out as James_Haven, but didn't like the underscore. So he came back as James Haven.
Last night, James Haven was having a hard time with his avie so he went back to James_Haven.
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Submitted by James_Haven on June 11, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Don't think this is the real JH. The syntax is wrong.
Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 10:08pm.
*slips "." the tongue"
Honestly "." you need an avie. Something sexy!
Uncle Dusty is Dustin Hoffman! Daddy and Dusty were thisclose in back in the day, but had a falling out when Uncle Dusty got the role of "Tootsie". Daddy wanted the part, even went around dressed as a lady getting into the role (so he says ;)
When Uncle Dusty beat him out for the part....Daddy went batshit and wouldn't allow the name Dustin Hoffman to be uttered in the house! Uncle Dusty would send us birthday cards and just have a drawing of a big ole nose, so we would know it was from him. James Haven finally got daddy and Dusty to speak to each other, but it was tough!
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 11, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Who is stalking James Haven by being James_Haven? Any idea peoples????
Holy Crap, Deb!
I NEVER noticed that.
Will the real James Haven please stand up? Please stand up?
Maybe Jamesy uses both.
James Haven person are you also James_Haven?
Nobody should troll James Haven. NOBODY.