Marky Mark Wants Posh & Becks To Go Away
It's impossible for me to post about Marky Mark without using a picture from his old days. I know Marky wants to pretend those days never happened, but we still must never forget. I bet that dog in the picture sleeps with those panties he stole from the shoot. Even the dog can't forget Marky's glory days.
So.... Marky Mark lives near Posh and Becks in Los Angeles. He wants them to get the fuck out of his neighborhood because of the paparazzi attention that follows them. When asked if he has ever met Becks, he said, "No, but that fucker lives down the road from me, man! He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house. I was in the UK for the last week and they don't want him back there. They said, 'Keep him over there!'"
Hmmm...Los Angeles doesn't want Posh & Becks and the UK doesn't want them either. I wonder how Santey Claus feels about them? I hear the weather at the North Pole is glorious this time of year. Seriously, Marky lives in fucking Los Angeles. He needs to take off his clothes, put on his Calvins, shut the fuck up and chill.
Here's Marky at "The Happening" premiere in NYC last night with Zooey Deschanel and Mischa Barton. Note to producers: If nobody wants to come to your film premiere, invite Mischa. The saggy bitch goes to anything!
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i aggree with whatever comes out of those perfect lips (mark)...
It's true. Marky Mark told James Haven he is sick of the paps taking photos and not one of them are of him! He has a big ego and doesn't like sharing the spotlight. He once tripped James Haven at a big Hollywood premiere.
Just as a reporter was asking James Haven what he was wearing, out came Marky Mark's foot and James Haven went flying! It was embarrassing and James Haven wouldn't talk to Marky Mark for months.
It wasn't until Marky sent James Haven his favorite caramel popcorn and a dvd of "The Departed", that we started to talk again.
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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i think someone is jealous that no one is taking his pictures. I laugh every time I see him cuz I just remember when he was like i am not a funky bunch i am an actor. He should have just changed it and not said anything and no one would be calling him Marky Mark. LOL
La Mark is just pissed that La Becky hasn't called him back after fucking him.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 11, 2008 - 12:21pm.
I half like him and half think he's a midget asshole. I love Eminem for pissing Mark off on TRL by asking if they were all standing around in a funky bunch.
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Oh boy I soooo remember that show. Mark was biting his tongue, and he didn't say a word to Eminem. It was hilarious!
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She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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Posh always makes me think of the "South Park" episode with Paris Hilton, and Wendy keeps asking, "But what does she DO?"
I am liking Mark more and more. That comment made me laugh out loud. Yes, celebrity and chaos go hand and hand, but only for those who invite the mayhem into their lives like Posh does. I heard that Ed McMahon hasn't been able to unload his house for 3 years because Britney lives down the road and no one wants to deal with the paparazzis.
I never wanted to be a german shepard so bad in my life.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
-Sophia Loren
ya know marky mark got a third nipple?!..just a little factoid for ya..had a boyfriend with 3 nips.just looks like a fucked with pimple..
If you hate Paparazzi, Don't Live in LA!!! London has a lot of tabloids, but they tend to be more obsessed with the royal family than actors and actresses
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MY DOG STEALS MY UNDERWEAR FROM THE BATHROOM FLOOR. HE IS SUCH A LITTLE PIGGY! (he's a pomerian x).
Mmmmm...marky mark in Fear...had me want'n a psychotic, controling boyfriend through all my formative years.
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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.
Awlll... poor Marky Mark *giggles* Sorry to hear about the sun setting on your career :-(
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
Yikes, I read this at celebrityprayerlist.com too.
OMG! I went to a prom in '93 and had a fuschia dress exactly like that! (Zooey) I had heels dyed to match and those bitches had sequined applique's on the front!
zooey's awesome & she has a stellar voice. loved her in bridge to terebithia!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 12:34pm.
hee hee hee hee!!!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Aww I love Zooey! She always looks so chic
I am sure Marky Mark will say it was taken out of context or he was joking. I dont care for the Becks. But, they could eat Marky for lunch. I do sense a bit of jealousy in Markys statement.
question?? Does Marky Mark have another name? I have trouble typing that one without laughing
MJF,
I have opened this thread a half dozen times, but i still thought "What dog" when i read your comment! I never made it past Mark's ass!!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
1.) I LOVE Zooey Deschanel. She's such a kooky, hot bitch.
2.) I would totally fuck Mark Wahlberg.
3.) Posh and Becks are so obnoxious and overrated. I wish they'd disappear already.
4.) Mischa Barton needs to give it up already. Her 15 minutes are OVER.
I'm guessing that dog's name is Lucky?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
First, i wanna see this movie, next good for him.
He said what more should say about fucktarded celebs and being one himself, living in the same conditions as most of them, good for him keeping a low profile.
Famewhoring is harder than privacy.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Mish on June 11, 2008 - 11:51am.
I have a girl crush on Zooey. *sigh*
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Me too:)
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Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
M.E.,
I remember the first time i saw him, as Laurie in Little Women...he was my first boy crush!
I blame him for my whorish ways regarding British men.
Oh lord, i'm talking about him again...I'm going to change my name to Love Christianlina.
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
I have a girl crush on Zooey. *sigh*
I don't care what it is, he's still effing HOT! (The Bale that is)
Marky here, well, he's hot too.
I think I need to rent "Fear" this weekend.
"Nicole 4-EVAH"
M.E.,
I think he does have a bit of a lisp.
I'll study it tonight in depth...
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
M.E. - Veneers maybe?
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Marky is right. I'd be pissed if the paps were all over. Poor Ed McMahon can't sell his house because of them...The solution is to taser every pap until they skitter off in fear of their lives. It could become a new reality sport.."Tazzze the Pap's"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Uvula - THANK YOU! I kept trying to study it, does he have an over bite? WTF is it?
I think that is it.
*runs in, skids to a halt*
Did someone say Christian Bale???
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Oh, also, David better not piss off Mark Wahlberg because Mark will beat the heck out of his metrosexual pansy a$$. He'll beat the make-up off his face and the lipstick, too.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on June 11, 2008 - 9:38am.
I was just wondering the other day what Marky Mark thought of the Becks, glad he cleared that up.
Zactly. Every time he speaks, he's grumpy.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 11, 2008 - 11:38am.
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I think it has something to do with hiding his Welsh accent. He doesn't really do it when he speaks in his regular voice. Kind of like Hugh Laurie has a lisp as House but not in his real English accent?
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
I used to think Becks was the hotness. That's slowly fading away. They don't really do it for me. Especially that bitch Posh
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Excuse my manners
it must be frustrating to spend all that money for privacy and hopefully a safe neighborhood only to have famewhores move in.
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I was just wondering the other day what Marky Mark thought of the Becks, glad he cleared that up.
If only that dog pulled that down just a little bit further.........
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 11, 2008 - 8:36am.
Clarisse- Shouldn't you be off molesting Christian Bale somewhere??? ;)
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Speaking of his hot ass. I watched Batman Begins last night. I think I left a pool of drool on the couch.
Anyways, I never really noticed before that there is something weird going on with his mouth/teeth when he talks.
Finally someone says it. They're both ugly---the wife's uglier. She really is a worthless collection of body parts. He has Anglais teeth and squashed face and their kids are hideous. I don't know why they're here. Ship them back to their sunless country. Please ASAP!
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Clarisse- Shouldn't you be off molesting Christian Bale somewhere??? ;)
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
seriously, why should i care what someone named marky mark thinks about anything?
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sexy motherfucker...
*doffs cap, bows and sllllowly backs away from
the Boreanaz*
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Clarisse,
lol
That's cool. David will always be Angel to me!
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Excuse my manners
I don't blame ol' Marky Marky. I wouldn't want those two in my neighbourhood either.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 11:27am.
Miss Priss,
I love Bones! Or maybe i just love David Boreanaz? Mmmmm David Boreanaz bones....
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Get off my kool-aid, bitch! There are enough hot British men for you to ogle. Leave my David Bananas aloooooooooone! ;)
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Sexecuion - what makes you say Posh hates LA? I thought she was loving all the attention she's getting and having all these big name stars hang out with her. This is the realisation of her life's ambition - to be part of the Hollywood A-list. She's like a 12 year old who's never grown up. Although I believe the "friendships" are superficial to say the least so it may be true that they're lonely in LA. Just because she's posed with Julia Roberts at an event and gone out for lunch with Kate Beckinsale for a photo opportunity doesn't mean to say she can call them up for a natter.
Miss Priss,
I love Bones! Or maybe i just love David Boreanaz? Mmmmm David Boreanaz bones....
ImpertinentVixen,
Oh GOD! I just spit fried rice at my computer! THAT WAS FUNNY!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Mmmmmm, Marky Mark.
"It's such a sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet sensation!"
Love Bones.