Wednesday, June 11th 2008

Guidance Session?!

A Cheeto-kissed Brit Brit and Mel Gibson reunited over cigars last night at the Havana Club in Beverly Hills. People reports the two spent over two-and-a-half hours in the members-only club together for "an ongoing guidance session." Mel guiding Brit Brit? Crazy leading the crazy! That's like Gary Busy acting as a sober mentor to Jeff Conaway. Oh wait.....

Oh please don't tell me Mel tried to pull a "Lewinsky" on Brit Brit with his cigar. Naw, Brit Brit isn't down for that kind of fuckery. Unless the cigar was dipped in pork rind fat and then she'd have to think about it.

And hopefully Mel doesn't call Brit "sugartits." She'll take it literally and bite off one of her chichis.

Here's Brit and Mel last night and also Brit shopping earlier in the day.

Posted by: Michael K


amle's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on June 11, 2008 - 11:14am.

Mel has had MANY drunken "slips" before, they just weren't made public.

So...Mel is going to turn Shitney into a babbling, hate mongering, Cheeto drunk?
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If they were not public, how do you know? Did you find out from The Enquirer? Maybe Star Mag

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Submitted by amle on June 11, 2008 - 12:08pm.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 10:32am.

Brit seems to be doing better. Mel had one drunken slip a few years ago. I am passed it. He also seems to be doing well...so as along as everyone is healthy and happy. I can find no harm in Mel helping Brit. Its working. I can't complain. Brit looks great in that picture.
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I couldnt agree more. Finally someone is trying to help her. Brit has needed this for quite awhile.
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Yes, she has. I prayed for her during that whole crazy period she was mess. It seems to have worked.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 11:06am.

Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 11:55am.

LA,
Sure, Mel is a homophobic, antisemitic, anglophobic, racist drunk…but that's alright. MEH?
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Well Mel has a drinking problem. He said something terrible when he was drunk. However he is trying to work out his issues, I am not gonna shit on Mel for that. Everyone deserves a second chance.
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I agree. I have probably said thing that I shouldnt have. I dont even have a drinking problem.

Stock Broker's picture

Mel has had MANY drunken "slips" before, they just weren't made public.

So...Mel is going to turn Shitney into a babbling, hate mongering, Cheeto drunk?

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Submitted by xxyxz on June 11, 2008 - 11:01am.

Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 7:55am.
hey Ho!

Angel_i welcome back

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HAAAAY! (in my head I said that just like Niecy Nash). It's good to be back, hunny:)

I, too, would like to hear of this fucking between Mel and Brit...THIS would make my year! Even better - he should leave his wife for her! YAY!

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 11, 2008 - 10:32am.

Brit seems to be doing better. Mel had one drunken slip a few years ago. I am passed it. He also seems to be doing well...so as along as everyone is healthy and happy. I can find no harm in Mel helping Brit. Its working. I can't complain. Brit looks great in that picture.
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I couldnt agree more. Finally someone is trying to help her. Brit has needed this for quite awhile.

xxyxz's picture

Clarisse

Kinda... But not really. More space for the kids

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Go Celtics!

Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 8:55am.

What's the anglophobic part? Did he say stuff against the UK when he was in OZ? That's pretty normal in OZ, like the use of "pomme."

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 11:55am.

LA,
Sure, Mel is a homophobic, antisemitic, anglophobic, racist drunk…but that's alright. MEH?
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Well Mel has a drinking problem. He said something terrible when he was drunk. However he is trying to work out his issues, I am not gonna shit on Mel for that. Everyone deserves a second chance.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

Clarisse's picture

Miss Priss,
He was a brilliant actor, before he went bat-shit crazy. THinkin he's jebus or something...

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xxyxz's picture

"she will still rocks"

nice to see not too much has changed around here!
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Go Celtics!

Clarisse's picture

xxyxz!!!

Rumor has it you're MOVIN ON UP!!! Congrats!

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.

xxyxz's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on June 11, 2008 - 7:55am.
hey Ho!

Angel_i welcome back

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Go Celtics!

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Clarisse

Of course that's OK!!! Mel Gibson was in What Women Want! Shitney thinks he can read her thoughts! Oh and he'll forever be Mad Max!

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Excuse my manners

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Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 12:55am.

OMG you just made me remember Libby Lu`s when u said that LMAO

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Miss Priss,
Amen!

LA,
Sure, Mel is a homophobic, antisemitic, anglophobic, racist drunk…but that's alright. MEH?

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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word

amylopan's picture

Oh, PLEASE be fucking her, Mel! That would be brillz. What is that condition when you fall in love with your therapist? Transference? Fall deeply in love with him, Brit. You have daddy issues, c'mon!

Hahahaha...

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Submitted by miso-horny on June 11, 2008 - 10:52am.

Is it me or is her weave look slightly better?
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I think it looks better because we can just barely see it. She's gotta look on her today like when little girls are allowed their princess dress to the mall.

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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!

rojo caliente's picture

what the fuck with her anyway? she needs some serious therapy.

plus, when is she going to ditch the horse hair? why isn't her hair growing back?

Raven's picture

shitney looks like she's got the naomi campbell receding hairline issue going on ....

maybe he's her AA sponsor .. you know .. meet at a bar to discuss the 12 steps ...

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miso-horny's picture

Is it me or is her weave look slightly better?

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

MJF's picture

...and if Mel can keep the much-desired several-months-without-a-Brit-crotch-shot streak going, more power to him.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 11, 2008 - 7:47am.
busy busy

I'm about to go back home right now. I'm at my SIL's house

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Go Celtics!

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hahaha, my man called me sugartits for months after that went down....

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I love when my husband calls me Sugartits. Well, that and Angeltits.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

I gotta go with Heart Angelina on this one. People need to move past Mel's drunken tirade and Brits breakdown. If he likes her and his advice is helping, well more power to them.

Submitted by bambam on June 11, 2008 - 8:44am.
Mel's got that barely concealed lust for teenage girls/repressed pedophile look about him that gives bambam the willies.
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oh my goodness, YES! I never thought of that but uh, yeah. Gross.

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Miss Priss's picture

Guidance?! From Mel Gibson. Fucking brilliant, Shitney.
Pappy Spears must be star-struck. Just cuz he made a Jesus movie doesn't make him sane. Crazy asses.

And Shitney looks fuglier every time I see her and her hooker lipstick

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Excuse my manners

Clarisse's picture

Sure. This makes sense.

*looks around for the hidden camera*

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-"Submitted by Few Words on June 11, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Dumb. And Dumber."

Hahahahaha!! Well summarized.

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bambam's picture

Mel's got that barely concealed lust for teenage girls/repressed pedophile look about him that gives bambam the willies.

xxyxz's picture

VIVA!
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Go Celtics!

christine the hoff's picture

Can he "guide" her to the well and drown her?
that's the burning question.

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DebFrmHell's picture

Sorry Mrs K, I was googling Ralph Lauren to see if that was one of theirs...

I am not all girly about shoes (I have a bad footsie anyway) but I seriously love that purse. Went I went on a 10 days cruise, my purses had their own suitcase ((Blushes))

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If anything can come from her house arrest or whatever the fuck Poppa Spears is doing, it is that her clothes have become almost decent, most of the time. I would wear just about everything she's got on in these pics.

*hangs head in shame*

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Few Words's picture

Dumb. And Dumber.

parissucksliterally's picture

maybe Mel can guide her to a STYLIST.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 11, 2008 - 8:33am.
...ummm, hard to admit, but I have a serious pool of drool going on for the handbag. I want it, I need it, who makes it, gotta have one...
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And those Jessica Simpson shoes she is wearing are to die for, no?

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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.

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Uh, when your ‘mentor’ suggests you meet at a bar, maybe it’s time to get a new mentor.

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miso-horny's picture

Why does she look like a bubbie from Boca?

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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

No me gustan los zapatos.

mike's picture

birds of a feather...

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...ummm, hard to admit, but I have a serious pool of drool going on for the handbag. I want it, I need it, who makes it, gotta have one...
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I SAID NO COMMENT!

HEART ANGELINA's picture

Brit seems to be doing better. Mel had one drunken slip a few years ago. I am passed it. He also seems to be doing well...so as along as everyone is healthy and happy. I can find no harm in Mel helping Brit. Its working. I can't complain. Brit looks great in that picture.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

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Seriously....wouldnt a wig look better than that oily nest on her head?

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**trys to find something nice to say**
errmmm. She looks much better when wearing a head band. It covers the nappy front of her weave.
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parissucksliterally's picture

hahahahhaha...what a fucking joke!

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Medicine or no medicine she still looks deranged and sooo far gone, its not even in her actions but her dead gaze and movements. They need to commit her alredy.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"