Wednesday, June 11th 2008
Morning Wood
AC Slater's big weiner - SOW
Daniel Craig sliced off the tip of his finger. Kiss it and make it feel better - I'm Not Obsessed
Rip-off! $40 for a pair of HoHan's ho leggings? - Celebitchy
Guy Ritchie isn't getting off that easy - ICYDK
Pig in boots and I'm not talking about Posh! - Best Week Ever
Marky Mark is finally planning to marry the mother of his kids - Lainey Gossip
The Trannycat Dolls want Wino - Holy Moly!
Poochies in costumes - Popbytes
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Love love love the piglet.
'Bout time Mark Wahlberg marries the mother of his children, although when I heard she was pregnant again, I wanted to smack her and say, "Dumb bitch, that commitment-phobe is never gonna marry you!" I won't believe it until he shows the marriage license.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Ok I must admit the piggy in the cute boots was adorable. as were the dressed up poochies.
Now those overpriced leggings...do they include an 8 ball?
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$140 seems like a lot of money to get into Lohan's pants, crackheads and homeless dudes must pay in installments.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 11, 2008 - 8:18am.
For $140, I bet I can get a BJ from Lindsay.
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sorry Sheeps, Lindsay isn't into peen at moment...
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
C Word and Spunky: I'm a bad negotiator.
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Submitted by Sheeps on
For $140 you should be able to get about 11 and 1/2 of them...
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
The high cost of clothing is what drives Lohan to borrow other people's pants.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 11, 2008 - 11:18am.
For $140, I bet I can get a BJ from Lindsay.
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You forgot to put a period between the 1 and the 4.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Sheeps: You can get BJ from Lohan with a simple wink and a nudge
I will graciously volunteer to nurse my darling Daniel back to heath by insuring that blood flow stay away from the injury. That's good for a wound, isn't it? ;).
Now did this injury actually happen, or is it more of the exarrations from turds who want Bronson back? Like how he supposedly got his front teeth knocked out, when it was a crown that got a little loose, or how he can't drive a stick, etc?
OT--go fornicate yourself whatever the fuck your new troll name is. YOUR ASS WAS BANNED. TAKE THE FUCKING HINT.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
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I don't have internet this month because I'm moving. If I have access to dlisted I won't get anything done!
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Go Celtics!
Mario is soooo cheesy.
Hey xxyz! How the hell are ya? Where've ya been?
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
For $140, I bet I can get a BJ from Lindsay.
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*Blushing*
Aww, xx, i've missed YOU!
You're so cute!
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LOL the 9 people that went to see that shit movie should pay the $140, just cuz they're too fucking stupid.
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Excuse my manners
Submitted by Miss Priss on June 11, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Who the FUCK is going to pay $140 for a pair of Hohan leggings?
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All the 9 people who went to the movies to see "I know who killed me".
Still, I think it's too many people.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
I've missed you Miss Priss
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Go Celtics!
HI XXYXZ!!!!
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Excuse my manners
*peeks in*
Hi sluts!
on topic .. Marky Mark NOOOOOO don't do it!
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Go Celtics!
Who the FUCK is going to pay $140 for a pair of Hohan leggings? It's not like the people that work at the SWEATshop get any fringe benefits!
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Excuse my manners
How long will Vadge deny she's getting divorced? Damn.
And $40 is for the CHEAPEST pair of leggings... prices go up to $140! People who buy this kind of shit ought to be shot.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
There has been rumors for quite awhile that Madonna and Guys marriage was going downhill. The adoption of David was finally legalized this last week. Now the rumors of divorce look like they are right. timing??
That pig in boots is sooooo cute!!!!
Way cuter than Posh!
Don't let stupid skankwhore Parisite see this! She'll be buying 10 pigs and will have them wear Loubotins booties while strolling down the street with her fuglier Boy George
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Excuse my manners
The photographer cropped out Jake Gyllenhaal sitting on top of the weiner.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
That leetle peeegeee is cuuuuuuuuute!
I will still eat pork chops, though.
I also predict Madonna and Guy will divorce, once he can wrangle his balls away from her.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
The leggings are only $5, the other $35 is for the crabs.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
"Have you seen my weiner!??????"
-Accepted
OMG! How effin cute is Cinders the pig in those boots? "These boots are made for walkin' "
Oh! I love the pig-n-boots!!!
Daniel Craig, yeah, i'd butter him up give him a good ride.
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Run, it's the clergy!
Poor Daniel Craig. That sounds awful. I hope he feels alright. I take that as a sign maybe Danny Boy shouldn't be playing Bond.
Mario Lopez is HAWT.
Are Madonna and Guy even getting a divorce???
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
I would expect Mario Lopez to be driving nothing else!
This is just too easy.
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oopsy....I kinda read his apron as....Kiss the Cock. **runs off**
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