Wednesday, June 11th 2008
It Moves....
Donald Trump manages to have bangs without having bangs. How is this possible? Get Ken Paves on the case!
It's pretty frightening to see Don's dark-sided comb over actually moving. This isn't good news for Rosie O'Donnell. She better lock her doors and go to bed with a can of Aqua Net by her side. The comb over is coming for her!
Don's comb over looks like a pre-k craft project. It's some paper mache shit. When a glob of his hair falls out, he makes Melania dip it in glue and slap it on his head. He really should get hair advice from Trump Dog.
Here's Donald and his weepy comb over in Scotland yesterday.
Jesus Christ. With all his money buy a fucking hair do already.
the donald and dr phil are the unsexiest men on the planet...
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sexy motherfucker...
Nasty!
He is definately NOT using the MaryKay for Men moisterizer that James Haven gave him!
See James Haven in his Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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"Don's comb over looks like a pre-k craft project. It's some paper mache shit."
OMG i can't stop laughing. michael k is priceless.
He is so creepy looking. He looks like a creepy old guy on your block that everyone wonder what is really going on with him. LOL
Does The Donald know that a squirrel is fucking the back of his head?
You're all just jealous of his thick, gorgeous flowing locks.
Don has every reason to feel hysterical when the wind kicks up. He's got Carrot Top roots, he's all bald on top and the limp hair he drags over his chrome dome looks like it's ready to blow.
He REPULSES me.
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 10:21am.
Mrs. K.,
But grateful, no?!
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OK. I've thrown up, I feel better AND I am grateful.
I am a cheap and easy hwore and I can be bought, but not by that creep.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Mrs. K.,
But grateful, no?!
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 10:19am.
Thanks, I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
I want everyone to thank their lucky stars for their circumstances, by reminding yourselves that THAT is what Melania sees waving over her when she has to get knocked up with the Trump spawn.
Ass. Hat.
Now you know EGGSACKLY what it looks like.
Ohhhh ewww i cant imagine having to let that nasty lumpy old man climb up on me and try to make sexy times in my special places.
His long ass wrap wround yellow hair falling on your face while hes getting his old dude sweat all over you. You have to lift up his gut for him to stick the pee pee in and just pray it is over before the Chanel store closes.
Taint right!
I mean id SO do a peepaw but he nees to be sexy in the face and no grey hairs on the balls. Wax it please, shit!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
HAHAHAHAAAAHAAAA!!!! Cant...form...words
Mmmmmmm, who cares. Just saw this old guy's blog and photos at milllionaire dating site ---"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
I don't know how Melania looks at him without laughing.
She must keep thinking of her Black Amex.....
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Submitted by angel_i on June 11, 2008 - 8:53am.
It reminds me of the way women look when they try to tuck all their fat in to their pantyhose.
hahahaha. Nice image!
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He'd actually look better without hair.
It reminds me of the way women look when they try to tuck all their fat in to their pantyhose.
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We need to get PETA after this guy. I really think it's an orange tabby.
his comb over is down to his shoulders. LOL
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Wow, thank god he has money becuase why else a woman would want to fuck him.
I think he looks way better this way...
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll112/jenmarino_2008/DonaldTrump_Brit...
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That douchy hairdo and orange oompah loompah face must be what attracted his dumb slut cheap Eastern Eurotrash nude model to him....
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Mmmmm... makes me want to find a state fair and have some golden spun cotton candy. Delicious.
And I thought Beth Ditto's thighs were gross - This redefines the term. Actually I think it's a great irony- this douche bag who has literally stolen millions out of the pockets of his equity and debt holders looks like shit rolled in rice!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
the Little Lord Fauntleroy look is not working for the Don....he'd look much better with it shaved.
That's the grossest thing I've seen on Dlisted. Ever.
I find everything about this man to be repulsive.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
lol on "It's some paper mache shit." hillarious. just made my morning can't stop laughing
Makes me wonder if that's what his pubes look like too... long, straight, orange, thin and combed-over??
Does he part on the right or left side of his meat and potatoes?
He's turning into Teddy Kennedy. Now for his custom suits/shirts they'll have to start measuring by the acre.
Submitted by Waltzing Matilda on June 11, 2008 - 9:05am.
Good Lord!...Poor Melania....
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Puh-LEEZE. Melania ain't poor. Now that's she's birfed The Donald's demon spawn, bitch is set for life.
Oh, for chrissakes Trump, shave that shit off already.
Probably takes him longer to do his hair than most women.
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Good Lord!...Poor Melania....
I laughed my ass off at the pic of that dog :D
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Unbeweaveable!!!
Jesus H. Christ, my pubes have seen better days than this.
Could someone please show him these pics?
Donald: embrace the bald.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
If you were on that head you'd try to escape, too.
Why do these pics remind me of the movie "The Fog" ??
There's something in the fog!!!!
Run! Run Charlie!
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Run, it's the clergy!
...looks like his hair is trying to escape.
People, that is not hair. Do some research. That is obviously a tame meerkat the Donald has and has trained to lie motionless (most of the time) on his head to form hair.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
He is living proof that money does not necessarily equate with taste and common frickin' sense!
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Wonder how long it takes the origami expert to wrap and fold that shit into some semblance of a comb-over?
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Ha! The top isn't moving, just the sides. Weird. I don't know about you but when the wind blows all of the hair on my head moves, especially my bangs.
Thought it was the NBC version of Ted Kopple's HairLine...errr...
"Marge, I think I hate Ted Koppel. No wait, I find him informative and witty."
Trump suffers from Koppel envy.
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You would think that with the amount of money and connections at his disposal he could have that shit fixed. He looks like a derranged patient at a mental ward.