Tuesday, June 10th 2008

Vintage Danny Wood & Halle Berry

Who the fuck knew a pre-nose-job Halle Berry dated Danny Wood of New Kids on the Block. Homegirl couldn't even get her some Jordan Knight?! Danny was like the basement new kid. The one we never talked about. It was probably Danny's braided rat tail that lured her in. And remember those ruffled shirts Halle is wearing? Oh hell no. I can't....

Here's more vintage NKOTB hotness. Seriously, they should wear this shit on their new tour. Go all out!

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Thanks Sabrina

Posted by: Michael K


NYC_Lady's picture

Her 'shroom haircut is killing me. And eeewww...he was the worst-looking New Kid.

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parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 4:48pm.

Oh so did I, with my Docs and I had a slew of baby dolls, they matched the flannels of course.

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Now THERE's a licensing opportunity - D. Wood can openers.

He looks like some animal, I just can't figure out which one. Mostly horse, but a little bit of ferret or something too

Submitted by blazingwhitetrash on June 10, 2008 - 4:45pm.

He can still open cans of soup with his goat teeth.

kdracofan's picture

I think Danny can get it (now) There I said it!

LMAO @ "And remember those ruffled shirts Halle is wearing? Oh hell no. I can't..."

melissochka's picture

OMG when I was wee, I so thought guys with hair like that were just the cutest. shudder.

And one time my mom cut my hair similar to halle berry's. It took so much pleading for her to finally allow my hair to grow out.

Even at the time, I didn't understand the female short hair trend. Like Bridget Fonda in Single White Female or Demi in Ghost.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 10, 2008 - 1:45pm.

yeah, fuck that shit. I was wearing FLANNEL.
hehehehe

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

OOOOOOMG the hair!

Her mushroom Qtip hair and his, rat tail braided, razored mess!

I do not miss the 90's, early 90's that is.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

LMAO@basement new kid. Pre-nosejob Halle reminds me sooo much of my best friend from middle school - haircut and all

blazingwhitetrash's picture

From what I can remember NOBODY liked Danny. My sister and I had to share BOP magazine and she tried to keep all the Joey, Jordan, Jonathan, Donny picks and foist all of Monkey Boys posters on me. He was so damn ugly. He didn't grow out of it either. He can still open cans of soup with his goat teeth.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10,
I know Halle's old acting coach quite well- he said she was an insecure WRECK.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 4:39pm.
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lol, that she dated the creepy one.... or as MK stated "the basement new kid". But then again, Halle was a tad bit crazy back in those days.... but, why the ugly one?

LoLo's picture

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Not a Halle fan at all....but dayumn, poor girls has been dating loser after loser!

NKOTB- my mom once asked me if i liked them as much as the other girls in my grade.
I said, "GOD NO!"
She said, "THANK GOD!" and hugged me.

Momma didnt raise no fool now!
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Parker's picture

Huh, news to me. Of course, Halle never has had good taste in men. Wesley Snipes, babeball dude who beat her... the list goes on. Yeah, Gabriel is yummy, but for some reason I think he has a sock full of stones in his purty little head.
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Devore's picture

great pics, LOVE it, dlisted.

very funny.

about halle berry .. um she was always a cute girl and she never looked multi ethnic to me, she always looked like a black chick... to me...

that guy has a thing for black chicks....
but he is oogly.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on June 10, 2008 - 1:37pm.

No...Fucking...Way
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that they dated? Or that she had a nose job?
lol

I know Halle's old acting coach quite well- he said she was an insecure WRECK.

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Stoney's picture

She looks darker. Whatever. I'm in such a horrible mood not even a cheeto post could help me. God I hate men.
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cheesemissile's picture

Her old nose was better. Like 60..oh.. 65% of Hollywood noses.

She was also married to that idiot David Justice who beat the crap out of her all during their brief marriage.

Sluttsville's picture

No...Fucking...Way

blazingwhitetrash's picture

Who the fuck knew the Monkey-Faced new Kid got the finest ass ever crafted??
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parissucksliterally's picture

She was very, very pretty, but not "Halle Berry" pretty.

I love how there are people who deny she had her nose done......

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DiamondDawg's picture

Oklahoma ~ I told my poopy story on the other thread.

BTW, somewhere on the net is a picture of guy at a party sitting in a white lawn chair, his pants half pulled down and he's pooping - lots of people around! I used to see the picture on another forum, but have not been able to find it again.

Karen Flatts's picture

Who cares about the ruffled shirt, how about that mushroom 'do she's rocking? And let's not forget the multiple stud earrings with the hoop at the end, and the six open buttons revealing his hairless boy chest. Mmmmmmm, the early Nineties.

Oh jeez. That's classic. She was very pretty then, too. Him, not so much.

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QueenCharisma's picture

Well she also dated that ugly ass Wesley Snipes so I'm not surprised. Her taste in men has always been sketchy.

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