Tuesday, June 10th 2008

Vintage Danny Wood & Halle Berry

Who the fuck knew a pre-nose-job Halle Berry dated Danny Wood of New Kids on the Block. Homegirl couldn't even get her some Jordan Knight?! Danny was like the basement new kid. The one we never talked about. It was probably Danny's braided rat tail that lured her in. And remember those ruffled shirts Halle is wearing? Oh hell no. I can't....

Here's more vintage NKOTB hotness. Seriously, they should wear this shit on their new tour. Go all out!

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Thanks Sabrina

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by lea8199 on June 10, 2008 - 5:10pm.

Is it true that Donny Whalberg got his stomach pumped and they found a shitload of semen??
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Yes. That's also happened to Rod Stewart, Mick Jagger, Elton John and a host of other performers. It's a real problem.

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Is it true that Donny Whalberg got his stomach pumped and they found a shitload of semen??

JJ JJ's picture

Boy, did she ever upgrade!

@ViVee-wasn't his name Jon Benet, no I mean Eric Benet or something like that.

amle's picture

Halle strikes me as one of those crazy gals. Nice wrapping but ugly inside.

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i hate how Halle denies that she ever had a nosejob. Its so noticeable if you compare pictures of her. I wish celebs would just come out and say it instead of hiding...it makes them look pathetic

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 4:31pm.

......and now I must go and make some money...sigh....MK, can you just hire me to sit and comment all day?

Have a great afternoon everyone- and play nice with the other kids!!
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Seeya, PSL:) - don't work too hard, they don't pay you enough. They never do.

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Thanks LoLo & Viva La Lohan

@Viva La Lohan: I remember Jordan's solo album too and he did a cover of a Prince and all I kept thinking was no one should cover Prince.

Datura's picture

My mum wore ruffly, pirate blouses like that in the early nineties. I thought those were so chic when I was little. :)

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

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@BB..I can respect Puma, Kourus is best left back in the 80's along with the Thompson Twins and Kajagoogoo..

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Ama's picture

Man, this post + the pics is some hysterical shit. You always come through when I need a laugh, MK. I adore you forever.

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......and now I must go and make some money...sigh....MK, can you just hire me to sit and comment all day?

Have a great afternoon everyone- and play nice with the other kids!!

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Dayum...I didn't think his name was actually "Wood" - I thought that was part of the joke.

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joanne's picture

Halle Berry looked better with her old nose. Damn, I remember nerhu shirts and love beads.

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@PSL/Thorny, I was just googling Kouros! I loved that stuff. Gave some to ex and used to rub it on his old tshirt for sleepwear...

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - 9:52pm.
:) I have been banned.
I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did....

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Thornhill on June 10, 2008 - 5:20pm.

I'm a Puma hwore these days, I was a Fila hwore when i actually wore sneakers which was rare back then.

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Thorny: I LOOOOOVED Kouros, but I bought some for my ex bf, and was still devastated over that, so I couldn't smell like him.....lol

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@BB..I have black ones now, my last pair were oxblood. I won't wear anything but Adidas sneeks, I am total Adidas whoa.
@PSL.. I had me some FH and some Kourus..I'm sad like that, I'm a Klein slut nowadays..

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Vivee: Erik Benet. His hit song, no bullshit was "femininity".

Touch me let me feel your femininity
Girl you are the lady women want to be
(every woman wants to be you)

That used to be the jam. Too bad he was a cheating cheap ass whore.

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AAhahahaha, that last thumbnail, sooo 80's

Im a 80's girl too

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The right stuff

Hahaha

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I wonder why Halle's skin tone has changed so much since she became famous, plus the nose change. Hmmm She's a beautiful woman and didn't need to change herself so much; but I guess her new look sells in Hollywood.

Hi LoLo! Seriously, I was all about some Jordan Knight back in the day-day. And then he had a solo album when I was in the 10th grade and I was like "my baby's come back to meeeeeee." Those were dark, dark days.

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_Submitted by ViVee on June 10, 2008 - 5:12pm.

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Eric B something or another.
Sex addict or some shit.
She was raising his little girl?

THATS FUCKED!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Am i the only one who thinks these fucks SUCK ASS!! Nothing like over the hill losers who sing like girls and WHY AM I EVEN WRITING ABOUT THESE FUCKING FUCKS!!!! MAD

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Halle was married to some guy (can't think of his name but he's a musician) that cheated on her and wanted alimony after she divorced him.

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PSL

LOL @ the Farenheit story

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Halle pre nose, pre boob job oh the good old times when celebrities had real noses and real boobs
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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I think I was still wearing "Fahrenheit" cologne for men...I loved that smell so much...I started wearing it in college....I was at a aprty and standing with some of my guy friends, and this girl comes over and says, "OMG, WHICH one of you is wearing Fahrenheit?"
I raised my hand and said "Me".....that got a laugh....hehehe

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I highly doubt she went out with him. Sure it wasn't a promo for a movie and they sang.

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Total 80's girl here <<<<--------------

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 10, 2008 - 1:38pm.
She was also married to that idiot David Justice who beat the crap out of her all during their brief marriage
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Yeah, but can you blame him? She's annoying as all hell.

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I only had Doc Martens in black....but I do remember when I bought them, I wore them out of the store and broke a shelf showing them off to my friend who was with me....

They are still in my closet....lol

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 10, 2008 - 5:01pm.
If any of you see Jordan Knight will you tell him that after 16 years of waiting, the wedding is OFF!

Have I told you lately, that youre just awesome??
TFF!!!!

You Ladies of the D crack my arse up!
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Hekki's picture

LoLo! LOL at the Sunflowers perfume! I could never wear it - it smelled like piss on me. But I had tons of Body Shop perfumes back then...

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Yeah. Early 90's were a blur to me. Too young.

Late 90's were the shit. Good music

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Thornhill on June 10, 2008 - 4:58pm.

@BB..I love doc martens, I won't wear any other kind of boots..

- Yea but your a guy and I was such a poseur.
I had them in black and ox blood.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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If any of you see Jordan Knight will you tell him that after 16 years of waiting, the wedding is OFF!

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Devore's picture

loves the 90s.

the 80s not so much.

Miss Priss's picture

Bwhahahahahahah

Oh shit. I can't believe I had a lunch box AND a trapper keeper with these tools on there...hey they were hot when I was 10!

Pissing my pants at the american flag shirt.

And Hally wasn't soo hot then!

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@PSL..Doc Martins

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@BB..I love doc martens, I won't wear any other kind of boots..

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hey Thorny!

what were YOU wearing in the early 90's?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Of COURSE Bradiful!

Doc Martens, babydoll dresses.....tiny bippy tops with Overalls...... ah, the early 90's...

*sets fire to my chest of old clothes. Throws Sunflowers perfume on top. entire room blows up from rancid smell*

Ahhhhhh yes, the 90's!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 4:48pm.
yeah, fuck that shit. I was wearing FLANNEL.
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pirate shirt parody..

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That fabulous flag shirt he is wearing in the thumbnail is a Tommy Hilfiger. I used to be a sales rep for Hilfiger and that was a popular shirt for the company believe it or not. I remember foisting it on lots of stores in the Mid-west where I repped and they loved it!

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Of COURSE Bradiful!

Doc Martens, babydoll dresses.....tiny bippy tops with Overalls...... ah, the early 90's...

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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
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Submitted by Stoney on June 10, 2008 - 4:39pm.

She looks darker. Whatever. I'm in such a horrible mood not even a cheeto post could help me. God I hate men.
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I hear ya, stoney. I'm so PMS-y right now I warned my beloved to leave me the hell alone and don't talk to me, dammit!

She was darker back then. I hope she doesn't go all Jacko on us. Even though she might be as wacko!
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Yeah I knew this looney bitch dated Danny. Supposedly before Wesley deafened her and way before her plastic surgeon boyfriend did the nose job. I think it was also before she was Kevin Costner's bitch but I could be wrong.
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