Tuesday, June 10th 2008
Vintage Danny Wood & Halle Berry
Who the fuck knew a pre-nose-job Halle Berry dated Danny Wood of New Kids on the Block. Homegirl couldn't even get her some Jordan Knight?! Danny was like the basement new kid. The one we never talked about. It was probably Danny's braided rat tail that lured her in. And remember those ruffled shirts Halle is wearing? Oh hell no. I can't....
Here's more vintage NKOTB hotness. Seriously, they should wear this shit on their new tour. Go all out!
Thanks Sabrina
Oh SHIT I used to call Danny "Monkeyian" when I was a kid because he was the grape ape. SO FUGGGGGGGG!
And Violetta, um, I am pretty certain Halle hasn't bleached her skin. She's the same complexion she's always been. Calm down! Don't forget, she ain't 100%!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
oops I meant black Woman. Freudian slip
First Halle should be ashamed of herself for bleaching her skin and lying about her nose and boob job. She's always had bad taste in men so this is not a shocker. What is shocking is how quickly i'd forgotten that Halle Berry was once a lack woman.
As for Danny's look, I always though he had frankenstein head. I tell ya, put some bolts on each side of that blockhead and you've got FrankenDanny, no doubt.
Is it me or did Joey get a nosejob????? Look at some of his old pics then his new stuff. It's all skinny now.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
actually, danny was my little sister's favorite because he was the most athletic and muscular and she likes that kind of body. i mean, of course jordan was my fave, but i could see why a girl who's into the athlete type would like danny!
Halle and the Hendersons.
Okay, I'm too old to have been a fan of these guys way back when...but was this chimp-faced dude ever anyone's favorite? I get the feeling he might have just caught the overflow from the other guys. Not that any of the others do it for me but this guy's head is just crying out for a good bag. Yikes.
Submitted by bellaluna on June 11, 2008 - 7:18am.
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*giggle* Danny Wood SO looks like *that* guy. You know, the guy who you *tried* to date once and he loves you but he's so nice, like, *too* nice, and so ugly and you need to go chase down the bad boy...just becuz he doesn't smell like ass[sic]. And he's not a ....
Wait - brief digression for feminazi semi-rant:
There's no way to say butter face for guys! No fairsies!
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
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I knew his family back then; Halle Berry was very sweet, used to go the local gym with his brother's girlfriend. They had a nice relationship, after they broke up I remember she called him for help after her then boyfriend (some famous black guy) beat the shit out of her.
ick ick icky ick and puke. that hideous tommy hilfigger crap I had almost blocked out of my mind. back in the day I could not go near a store selling it without launcing into my tommy hilfigger should have a license to steal rant. as for boy bands and other horrid things. well there is a reason I will not listen to the radio for years at a time. I can understand if someone was really young but otherwise... hm. well I had numerous rants about music. these usually ended with me yelling about bands the person on the receiving end hadn't heard of... yet.
when I worked part time selling men's polo a few years ago I had to fill in over in tommy now and then. that year he put out shirts for men that had ribbons on them.
there was always one girl that picked Danny as their favorite. I swear they did it cause if our fantasies ever came true and we got the chance to meet them, they might actually have a chance to date Danny cause he's the ugly one and easier to snag.
Old nose, new nose...Halle is still delectible!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Submitted by miso-horny on June 10, 2008 - 11:23pm.
LOL,that would explain it, silly me thinking it was sex ...
Miso, in the great words of a hilarious Seinfeld epi:
Jerry: Honestly, Elaine, what percentage of the human population do you think is attractive?
Elaine: Hmm...probably, like, 25%
Jerry: 25%?!?! It's like, 4%!!!
Elaine: So, you're saying that 4/100 people are attractive, and the rest are undatable?!
Jerry: UNDATABLE!
Elaine: Well, then how are all these people getting together?
Jerry : alcohol
lmfao
*tear* I love that line.
Submitted by . on June 11, 2008 - 12:07pm.
LOL,that would explain it, silly me thinking it was sex ...
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by miso-horny on June 10, 2008 - 11:05pm.
Q: How the hell did they get together in the first place?
A: Booze.
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80`s girl here, and I actually saw these guys live because I won some tickets from a radio contest ,sucky nose bleed seats though, lol.
But anyway they did look cute together. How the hell did they get together in the first place?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
hahaha... I met him once when I was five. I still have the picture. My sister's friend owned a gym and he was there working out while they were on tour. I remember he smelled like ass, and that's all.
In the picture I look disgusted.. I'm pretty sure I was pissed because it wasn't Joey.
Can't say these boys were photogenic. Not a cute one in the bunch. Not a one.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
That girl did have bad judgment in men, didn't she? At least Gabe Aubry is a step in the right direction: gorgeous sperm donor who keeps his mouth shut.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
She dated Barney Rubble?
They seem to be happy. She is my favorite I love her.
I saw her profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week.Is she single again now? Just curious.
Oh Halle No!
That shirtless Danny Wood photo just scarred me for life. Thanx.
halle and this dude dated back in the day? how did i miss this memo?
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sexy motherfucker...
Everyone was rocking the Halle haircut back in the day. even Donny. That was Halle haircut 1, Halle haircut 2 was the close cropped cut that she is known for and that everyone has been waiting for her to go back to for almost 8 years now.
If she kept her original smell holes intact, that would give a drooling male admirer two more cavities to imagine filling. Unless of course, he's afraid to let his pecker snot loose into her sinuses.
Devore and angel_i: Yes! And last but not least, the one where Kevin Costner had an affair with Cal Ripkens wife (which incidentally made him cancel a game so as not to jeopardize his playing streak) in a car on a ridge when a crazy murderer with a hook for a hand was running around. When they got back home, they found the hook hanging from the door handle of her side of the car, which incidentally was the Porsche Spyder that James Dean was killed in, the same one that Napoleon Dynamite died of a drug overdose in, and she happened to be wearing the same dress that killed all of those women because the cheap Funeral Director dug it up and re-sold it even though it was soaked in toxic embalming fluid.... okay, that's just too many strung together, and I've run out of steam....that was fun, though.
I remember that rumor about Donnie! That was crazy how they found him with all that semen and he didn't know *wink wink* how it got there!
Your face!
I like Danny's stars and stripes collard shirt, it's so...was that really the 80s? I feel like it was 1989 or something...
Your face!
I'm on the fence about the nose job...A lot can be done with make up. I mean, one time I was watchin' Oprah (I know girl), and bitch showed how her make up artist does her make up. That make up ho give Oprah a make up nose job every day...Opie even laughed about it! WTF? See, I don't need moments like these to make me like the Ope, cuz then, she'll turn around and push Tom Cruazyooze down my throat. Fuck that!
Meh, I think she was purty then, and she's purty now, but she's fucked up or used to be fo' sho...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Halle looks like when she was on Knot's Landing/Boomerang
I think this was around the time that "Last Boy Scout" movie came out, which was one of the last times her real nose ever saw the light of day.
I like how she didn't become worth looking at until she hacked on her face. If she indeed let her surgeon bf do it, he probably talked her in to it and that's got to lend credence to the rumor that she's fucked in the skull.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
A nosejob does Halle Berry good. She used to look so bland.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Oh my god look at halle berry's in-living-color hair!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on June 10, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Im betting that there was a gay porn spoof called new kids on the cock or something...
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Or New Kids On The Jock
Or Backdoor Boys
N*Suck
Too many Mike's Hard Lemonades and I'm feeling creative........................
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
-Sophia Loren
OMG!
MK, where did you find these?!
"Observation:
Why why why must every Boy Band look like a twink convention? This pics look like still shots from from twinkie gay porn tapes."
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Im betting that there was a gay porn spoof called new kids on the cock or something...
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Observation:
Why why why must every Boy Band look like a twink convention? This pics look like still shots from from twinkie gay porn tapes.
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
-Sophia Loren
dont forget the gerbil rumor.
the gerbil rumor was started by ones of geres rivals.... either stallone or burt reynolds, i forget who.
the gerbil rumor has legs because human beings, that is you and i, want to believe the very worst about people.
The boys in this band were...how shall I say this?...*wrinkling little sock monkey nose*....uh..ugly. Do not see the appeal.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 10, 2008 - 5:42pm.
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Nicely done:)
I would have said "I gotta million of'em." But I couldn't remember any:S
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My bunnies have a pet squirrel. We call her "Santa".
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
"How many dicks would have to be sucked to produce an appreciable amount of man goo in a pumped stomach?"
I'd say the head count (wooo!) at your average bukkake video would accomplish this. I could totally see Elton John with a tummy full of jizz. No problem. Line up the football team he bought, all the roadies...stomach pump here he cums! (woo! I'm on fire today..)
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
as to the ridiculous recurring rumor about *insert name of male star here* and his stomach full of cum:
consider that the average ejaculation is about a teaspoon. How many dicks would have to be sucked to produce an appreciable amount of man goo in a pumped stomach? And how would you keep that many queens quiet and not bragging at every rooftop that they had sucked off *insert name of male star here*??
its not even a rumor grounded in any sort of common sense.
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"Halle strikes me as one of those crazy gals. Nice wrapping but ugly inside."
Me too!
The kind of woman who suddenly flips a switch and turns in to a raving loon. All full of rage and glamor.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Who's the stumpy little fucker with the T-Rex arms?
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I put the F-U in Fun.
That would've bumped sales of a comeback album...a song titled:"I FUCKED HALLE BERRY"
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angel_1: You're right! Also, David Bowie's wife caught him in bed with Mick Jagger, Ciara was once a man, Phil Collins wrote "In the Air Tonight" after witnessing a man drown, Charles Manson auditioned for the Monkees, and Marily Manson played Paul from The Wonder Years.
If anybody is interested, I also have this fabulous Cable-Stayed Suspension System located in a large Borough of NYC...
The creepy little shirtless munchkin person (middle row) with the sloping shoulders and child toucher eyes scares the hell out of me.