Tuesday, June 10th 2008

Hot Tub Eliminations?!

Wonky McValtrex isn't the only raggedy tampon looking for a best friend on MTV. Brody Jenner has just been given his own reality show on MTV called "Bromance." Yes, Bromance. And it gets even douchier. The six episode series will follow a bunch of dudes as they compete to win Brody's love.....I mean...his friendship.

This douche extravaganza will be produced by Ryan Gaycrest. You know Gaycrest cried when he was told he couldn't be a contestant.

Challenges will include circle jerk on a pizza and a Shia LaDouche bitch slap match. You know, typical hazing shit.

Each episode will end with a "hot tub elimination ceremony." That reminds of that disgusting video of the girl shitting in a hot tub! I'm sure Brody's ceremony will be very similar. A hot tub full of shit! Anyway, the eliminated dude will have to get out of the hot tub and leave the house dripping wet. I'm sure Gaycrest is hiding cameras in the jacuzzi jets.

Source: People

Thanks Mike

Posted by: Michael K


BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"Source: People"

Well, then, you know this is all about high quality entertainment.

Poor little Brody feeling left out while Stepmommy and step sisters get their own show......

Bromance.
How come Harlequin Novels don't write about this shit?

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parissucksliterally's picture

......and THIS is the shit I mentioned earlier!

who the fuck humiliates themselves like this? Parents of women in their 20's, you've done a WONDERFUL job. (rolling eyes)

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Only six eps???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA douche

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I think he's cute.

I watched him on Keeping up with the Kardishans and he was more realistic than the rest of that side show of a family

I watch his show!!!!

oklahoma's picture

That's weird, that you have to have a show to make 'friends'.. Fucking stupid!! Lame, really! especially someone trying to make friends w/ Brody Jenner..

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