Tuesday, June 10th 2008
Save It For the Cameras
Ceiling eyes Audrina and LC from "The Hills" got into a backyard fight over some stupid ass photo shoot. TMZ reports that LC came home to find Audrina in the middle of a shoot with some magazine. LC flipped out because she promised exclusive pictures of their backyard to another magazine. Exclusive pictures of a dumb backyard? These fake celebrities are so weird. Both of these dumb whores need to have a cupcake and sit down.
Audrina apparently got approval from LC's manager. She has one of those?
Can you imagine seeing these two boring ass fools trying to fight without a script? LC probably kept yelling "LINE! LINE!" and didn't know what to say when nobody responded.
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These two assholes need to give it up already. Everyone already knows the show is fake.
They look like they've just finished fingering each other....
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I'd make a DUDE! sandwich with these two and mother of mercy there'd be no leftovers.
the DUDE! abides...
She is my favorite actress. She looks sexy and pretty. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week.Is she single now? Just curious.
Is there something wrong with James Haven? (don't answer that). But he doesn't find these two, attractive at all!
The girl with those weird eyes, creeps James Haven out!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Stupid fat LC is just mad that lazyeyes Audrina is hotter than her and actually getting some attention.
Ceiling eyes, everytime Audrina looks up for a picture her eyeballs go to the ceiling. It's really annoying because you think she's thinking about what she's saying but she's actually not thinking AT ALL. It's really deceptive and represents everything I hate about LA. Except Venice Beach, that place is alright...
Your face!
The picture pretty much summarizes everything I hate about SoCal.Think about it.
love baby-- Yay!!! You got one right! They are actually wearing dresses in this one-- no more madlibs for us.
I guess what they say about a million monkeys at a million typewriters for a million years is true.
UMMMM... The one in GREEN has lazy eyes? Bitch looks like she has downs syndrome. Not making fun, but that is seriously weird!
##She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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Dont watch that show.
WTF are "CEILING EYES'?????
Could someone explain to me what these two ciphers gave to Beelzebub in exchange for fame and media saturation? it couldn't be their souls, since judging from the vacant stares, they haven't got one. What will happen to them when they hit 25. Do they really think MTV will still want their overexposed snatches once the US and OK mag covers dry up?
Lauren will be selling her burlap sack dresses on QVC, Audrina will be doing Cinemax soft-core, Spencer will sign a deal with Falcon studios as the greedy bottom du jour for all-male bukkake films and Heidi will become the new Joan Van Ark after all the Picassoesque plastic surgery swill undertake in order to hold on to whats left of her "fame". Trust.
Things are getting pretty fucked up, dontcha think?
It makes me wonder what Sodom and Gomorrah looked like.
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I think the argument is more along the lines of:
Fugly Mouth Lauren: I can't believe you took these pictures, like OMGZ! I'm gonna steal your BF now!
Ceiling Eyes: As if, I'll flash my tatas and he'll come running back...and will suck them, of course.
Fugly Mouth Lauren: You stole my boyfriend, like OMGZ.
Ceiling Eyes: You stole MY boyfriend.
Fugly Mouth Lauren: You, like stole MYYYY boyfriend.
Ceiling Eyes: You stole my HOT boyfriend.
Fugly Mouth Lauren: No, you stole MY boyfriend.
Ceiling Eyes: No, honey. You got it wrong. It's my boyfriend and I have a hot new scandalous sex tape to prove it. We also can't keep going on all today discussing who's BF it is. I think I might call the script writer for some new lines.
Fugly Mouth Lauren: *Gasp* THIS IS MY BACKYARD! NOT YOURS! Don't you have some ceilings to stare at?!
Ceiling Eyes: Bitch, please. Not in my backyard.
Fugly Mouth Lauren: IT IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*slap*
*punch*
*Fugly naked people punching and screaming*
ISMU-- You're right. The other thing I thought of was that maybe she was told a long time ago (like I was as a teenager in the eighties) that when you get your picture taken you should look just above the camera. Supposedly it eliminated red-eye (which with the technology today is moot) and makes you lift your chin which makes your face look slimmer.
Or she could just be trying to add up the days calories.."Let's see, the carrot at breakfast was 8 calories, the lettuce leaf for lunch was 5, and if I have two peanuts for dinner with a wine spritzer, that would be another 90 calories....(counts on fingers)Oh my God, I've had close to 300, no 400 calories today!!!
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I couldn't agree with you more. I guess I wasn't clear enough. I still think they look more Santa Ana / Orange than Lido Isle / Emerald Bay, because they look cheap. I don't think either are by definition smart, interesting or classy. One just looks more moneyed, which I've never found true of the "Laguna Beach" or "Hills" cast. They look cheap and wannabe-ish; Lauren's "collection" is cheap cotton crap left-over from Contempo Casuals.
That said, I couldn't agree with you more that Lido Isle and most Emerald Bayers are typically no more interesting than their last shopping spree, manicure or paddle tennis game (i.e., not interesting at all). They love to talk about money, how much they have but don't, and put down anyone who didn't grow up with "privilege." I'ts obnoxious, repulsive and beyond superficial. Not to mention utterly boring. I'd always rather read a book on my equipment than sit at lunch with any of them and perma-grin and nod through an hour of their mind-numbing chatter of nothingness. Why I married someone with an education and character, and not one of the idiots I grew up with who went to Europe for the summer to drink in the bars and saw not ONE museum. True.
Submitted by Jesus on June 10, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by Miss Molly on June 10, 2008 - 1:49pm.
They both seriously look more Santa Ana / Orange than Lido Isle or Emerald Bay.
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I hope you're kidding. I live in Newport Beach, and the Lido Isle girls, as a whole, are definitively not "interesting or classy or smart." They are merely self-important and have no value beyond their father's bank account.
What is with that one on the right? She does the same thing I do when I'm looking at someone with a lazy eye. You don't want to look AT the lazy one or just the good one so you focus like, two inches above their heads.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
It looks like Lauren got herself a new pair of implants as well. She used to have nonexistent breasticles.
Well, this is the 14,254 time I've seen Ceiling Eyes looking up at the ceiling. Seriously, I don't think I have ever seen a picture of her looking else where. I. want. to. punch. her.
Again, LC is just the new Marcia Brady...only not half as good an actress.
Once again I have no idea why these 2 assholes are 'famous' either. I do know that they are fug, more so the one with the dark hair she looks like a straight up short bus rider. No offense to short bus riders.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Seriously, all these fools from the Hills just need to be exterminated! They are like cockroaches, always around and nothing can be done to get rid of them!
and now we're gonna see on every single magazine how "audrina betrayed me"
stupid bitches... i wish one of them gets cancer or something so they can see what real problems are all about, not some stupid fight about some stupid backyard pictures... these girls have NO brains and act like 12 yr old
Oh my god you took a shit in my back yard!
NO! Im renting this back yard i can take me a big ole dump in it for the poop shoot if i want to!
No you cant
YES I CAN
Nu UH!
CHA HUH!
*prays hard for a wild fire in just these two bitches back yard*
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 11:54am.
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Never saw one episode
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me either...I refuse to watch any crap Reality show....
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I've seen previews and is the whole show based on them eating out and whining with their mouths full.
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Submitted by thehoustongirl on June 10, 2008 - 3:43pm.
I've also never watched this crapfest. They are all a group of idiotic morons.
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God be with you, dumbass.
It occurs to them...they sign up, go to class for a day, then quit.
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
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yet another pathetic waste of skin. I wonder if it EVER occurs to these Hollyskanks to go to college and get a degree?
Submitted by loric on June 10, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Is it possible for Audrina to look down? Her ceiling eyes are annoying.
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WORD! Damn I just wanna punch her between the eyes and maybe that major ass WONK will straighten out on its own?! SHIT!!! damn how is your eyes THAT fucked up? I never watched this show either and don't want to
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ugh how do people stand these skanks?
Here is how every fight I have had the displeasure of seeing between them goes:
skank1: I can't believe you said that
skank2: well I didn't think you would be mad
skank1: well I am. (hard stare)
skank2: (clears throat, sips water)
skank1: blinks 3 times
skank2: awkward laugh
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Heeehehehe....so true.
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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.
I have never seen an episode I have seen previws of that crappy ass show and they're always just talking..Zzzzz
"Oh ma gaw LC is getting on my nerves like why is she.."
My bff's lil bother just graduated and went to Cancun for his Senior trip and these whores were hosting it.
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Come down to dana point, we got beaches, drunks , sailors and potheads, but not alot of these fucking whores who get money for being fucking morons!!
Submitted by Rishkin on June 10, 2008 - 11:54am.
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Never saw one episode
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me either...I refuse to watch any crap Reality show....
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"I'm undecided about you again....mightn't be right if you're not here...."
-Fiona Apple "Oh Sailor"
Submitted by Miss Molly on June 10, 2008 - 1:49pm.
They both seriously look more Santa Ana / Orange than Lido Isle or Emerald Bay.
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I hope you're kidding. I live in Newport Beach, and the Lido Isle girls, as a whole, are definitively not "interesting or classy or smart." They are merely self-important and have no value beyond their father's bank account.
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Never saw one episode
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Turn, face each other, pivot and smile.
The Hills are alive with cunts and whipdicks.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Lauren is an annoying twat with a fugly mouth and See-Lin Eyez, well she has ceiling eyes!
Exclusive pictures of her BACKYARD? WTF? lmfao
And why is "The Hills" still on? What exactly is its appeal? Honestly, WHY do people like it?
They both seriously look more Santa Ana / Orange than Lido Isle or Emerald Bay. Typical self-important mall-trash, who have the rest of the world laughing at them. They are neither classy or smart or interesting, but, at least Audrina is nice. Lauren is a fugly, control-freak bitch, who has guys leaving skidmarks away from her crabby ass for a reason (and not just the beef curtains - she's a stuck up bitch with a unfounded superiority complex and a wallet a fraction of the size she wishes people would believe. Total FRAUD.).
Shots of crotches that close really should be reserved for porn DVD covers.
Every slut on Myspace is trying to look like these two little whores. Seriously. This photo looks like every photo of my sister and all her friends. She doesn't have any ugly friends. You know, because it would spoil the group photos.
Let's hope Audrina doesn't give her "the evil eye."
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Jinxy!! ITA.. Lauren is the Fucking Star of the show, and basically made it what it is. so I think she has all the say.. Oh crotch shot/rot needs to find her own money maker!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
ugh how do people stand these skanks?
Here is how every fight I have had the displeasure of seeing between them goes:
skank1: I can't believe you said that
skank2: well I didn't think you would be mad
skank1: well I am. (hard stare)
skank2: (clears throat, sips water)
skank1: blinks 3 times
skank2: awkward laugh
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
When the fuck are these two fucking no talents cunts going to go away?? These sluts make us who live in so. cal. look like fuckheads!! Listen cunts move to new york and hook up with my little pony parker and start a new crew of ugly ass, no talent whores and call it 'shitheads in the city"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They both suck. Heidi and Spencer are the best things from that show.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Is it possible for Audrina to look down? Her ceiling eyes are annoying.
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God be with you, dumbass.
you know, it's shit like this that makes Hoff think that, if the world truly were to end, we'd all be kinda relieved and looking forward to that bus ride into hell..
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Instead of getting fake boobs, (and you know she did), the one on the right should have bought herself a top lip.
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