Tuesday, June 10th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

The hottest prom in history! Finally some real fucking fashion - Crunk + Disorderly

Kate Hudson's enormous rack - Hollywood Tuna

Mimi needs some spray-on abs again - Popsugar

Helena Christensen is a total MILF - IDLYITW

Pussy vs. plastic cake box - Cityrag

HoHan and SamRo's threesome with Lily Allen - A Socialite's Life

Spitzi's main ho in a bikini with a douchalicious tattoo - Egotastic!

Whoopi Goldberg's erotic moment (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Marky Mark wants 9 kids. Slut - Just Jared

Hillary Clinton gets a free supply of vodka. Lush - Hollywood Rag

Why is Justin Timberlake still around? - Towleroad

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That girl with the black and white dress is workin it!

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Well. It took me a good five minutes just now to decide against watching Whoopi talk about sex. Score one for socio-emotional stability!

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Ashley's body is not that great.

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Why is it, regardless of the belly size (and I don't have room to talk, I'm a size 14) they insist on wearing these dresses with the cut-outs? Toni Braxton circa 1998 be damned! She started that mess.

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I hate Helena Christensen!!! She's effin' Paul Banks!!

M.E.'s picture

Those prom dresses are HIDEOUS!

Most schools wouldn't allow you in if you looked like a $2 hooker.

Fuck off BeYAWNce.

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Those prom photos?

Oh HELL to the NO NO No!

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They're awful but I love these dresses. They're fun, I guess. What's with all the matching dresses, are those girls, like, dating each other? That's kinda hot.

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Submitted by letinstar on June 10, 2008 - 10:21am.

i would normally hate on kate hudson and lord knows she deserves it, but i'm ok with her real boobs...now, that being said, she has no business with her non breasts trying to rock that dress...that dress she has on needs boobs...so FAIL...
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Your fashion sense is out of whack. Low cut dresses like that look BEST on small breasted women. You're just used to seeing tramps hanging it all out, but that's not right. Kate can wear that dress without looking like a slut. And I admire her for not getting implants, despite the huge pressure in her industry and in the general public.

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Kate Hudson doesn't need big boobs, she looks good, I just love Whoopi.

Regina's picture

Lol at that prom dress. Didn't they kick her ass out like that other girl a few months back?

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Years ago, my friends and I went to a Denny's after a concert, late on a Saturday night. While we were eating, a large group of kids obviously coming from their prom entered the restaurant. While we didn't see any absurd athletic-inspired garb on any of the guys, like in the C&D pics (they all had on tuxedos), the girls' outfits were...inspired.

One memorable girl wore a spandex jumpsuit of neon orange and green, festooned with Carmen Miranda-type ruffles. Even her manicure matched: alternating neon green and orange nails. She was not a little girl, either.

In the C&D pictures, the couple in gray and lavender actually look quite nice and appropriate. The rest of them...I don't know. It must be a cultural thing I'm not getting.

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Wow Sweet Jesus!! That prom looks worse than the Mardi gras....I mean my mother would have locked me in the basement the whole prom night than let me go outside like that....whoaaaaa!!

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LOL! Holy farging shmidt!! Is that a prom or a circus parade? Roffle!

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Submitted by rocks_67 on June 10, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Where are all the preggo's? My favorite last time was the dress with the hold cut out to accommodate her pregnant belly.
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kdraco-- Yes! I particularly liked the Band Leader with his two Majorette Prom Dates in the various shades of Rainbow Sherbet. I kept looking for his "trumpet".

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These prom outfits are proof positive in the existance of day walking vampires. They can survive daylight but lack the ability to see in a mirror. Either that or they are all blind and someone has played a cruel, cruel hoax on them.

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Hot damn! I can only imagine what the parents look like who Oked this shit for their kids. I am expecting a formal apology from the Rev Al Sharpton. This alone has set us back decades.

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Where are all the preggo's? My favorite last time was the dress with the hold cut out to accommodate her pregnant belly.

Oh Lord. Tragic indeed!

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bromantic! oh Lawd~~

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Some Nagi Noda animal hairpieces would set off those dresses.

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M.E.:

you are in L.A. too....correct?

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I was suprised that in the Prom pictures there was not one pregnant girl nor any babies.
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OMG!
I just looked at all those dresses...shit. Those kids don't even look 16-17 holy hell...WTF is up with the fabrics? I'm laughing my ass off...

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oooh I want it to look just like Beyonce's bathing suit picture, but make the bottom a skirt n make it stick out at the end like a mermaid n shit.

Ghetto is NOT fabulous. The rest of the prom pictures are hysterical, do they get different TV channels and magazines out there than the rest of us do? Because those outfits belong on clowns.

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Notoriousrem_22 on June 10, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Kate looks just fine. Please a size 0 with huge tits is so fuckin ugly, who the fuck do bitches think they are fooling with that shit. I too have small boobs and would not trade them for shit, big boobs make people look fat if they dare wear the wrong clothing.
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Kate looks just fine. Please a size 0 with huge tits is so fuckin ugly, who the fuck do bitches think they are fooling with that shit. I too have small boobs and would not trade them for shit, big boobs make people look fat if they dare wear the wrong clothing.
Sea Grit is a REALLY BEAUTIFUL RICH BEACH AREA so don't hate on the Jersey Shore till you have been there and seen the amazing houses and the NON COMMERCIAL beaches.

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DO NOT go shitting on Kate Hudson for not having a boob job like 99% of those Hollywood twits out there.

The maroon prom dress isn't bad although the plaid one scares me. ;-)

When Mark Whalberg can pass 9 children out his ass, I'll applaud him and send him bouquets. Until then, damn!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 10:06am.
I agree with everyone who said Kate us obnoxious and a shitty actress...

BTW, I passed a gas station while I was out running an errand:

$4.61 for MIDDLE GRADE.

I am sick to my stomach.
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$4.46 for the cheap shit here.

:::heads going to explode face:::

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Karen Flatts: y.w.
Did you see the rest of the dresses? I feel like bitch-slapping the parents for allowing their daugthers to go out in public like that. Disgusting.

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I agree with everyone who said Kate us obnoxious and a shitty actress...

BTW, I passed a gas station while I was out running an errand:

$4.61 for MIDDLE GRADE.

I am sick to my stomach.

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kdraco and Clarisse-- Thanks. However, Cliff and Claire would have whipped her ass for that prom dress, although Buffalo Check WAS big in the 80's...I had every color of Buffalo Check oversized shirts that Chess King sold....yes, I wore guy stuff...

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OMG!

Is that my cousin on the right?

Therkeesha, is that you?!!

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Clarisse's picture

Karen Flatts,
GOOD CATCH!!!

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kdracofan's picture

Karen Flatts: she does... a little.

OT: Helena is a MILF indeed.

& those dresses are a disgrace!

Karen Flatts's picture

Is it just me, or does the girl in the B/W plaid cut-out dress look just like Vanessa Huxtable?

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LMAO!!!!! I thought this was a Caption This for a minute. I like that girls dress, its edgy. They must not live in Chicago because she would have got turned away at the door and told to put some clothes on.

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Submitted by sexymixer81 on June 10, 2008 - 1:32pm.
I was looking at the prom pictures like, "Where the hell is this prom taking place?!" I was laughing my ass off until I saw the Chocolate City Hair braiding place in the background of 1 of the photos and realized.....
That's my neighborhood!!
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Hilirious as hell

I think these kids are creative

Some of the shit these high end designers are putting on the runway looks just like this!!!!!

Go head and laugh its okay

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those dresses are beyond fug, but a couple of them are kind of um... interesting. I wouldn't be surprised to see them on a runway somewhere.

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I was looking at the prom pictures like, "Where the hell is this prom taking place?!" I was laughing my ass off until I saw the Chocolate City Hair braiding place in the background of 1 of the photos and realized.....
That's my neighborhood!!
Irvington, NJ.
**P.S. I'm not laughing anymore**

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Isn't the girl and dress on the right from Project Runway -- remember Christian's Prom Challenge?

I have to admire Kate Hudson to go "natural" unlike the other moron "actresses" in Hollywood. "Ooh, I don't feel natural unless my boobs are huge" kind of shit. On the other hand, she can't act her way out of a paper bag. Another pretty face, that's all she has going for her!

Beautiful Glamorus CuttingEdge Fire

I have seen the whole set of pictures and they are off the hook.

These kids have an imagination out of this world!!

Now its not my style but you got to love that ghetto edge.

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Oooooyyyy...
These "fashions", the one on the right is channeling Jennifer Hudson on a budget, it's nice, but the one on the left, is that like picnic/brunch meets hooker "fashion"?

"Marky Mark wants 9 kids. Slut"
- I hear Michelle Duggar has a womb to rent, badumpching.

Helena C. is totally hwat. Not girl crush Monica Bellucci hwat but still....

Why is Justin Timberlake still around?
- To torture Shitney.

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prom in the ghetto, duh how else can you explain those masterpieces and those colors
Mimi would be a fat cow without lipo, yuck
Kate is a natural beauty, leave her alone go harass someone with a f-up boob job, I can name a few, but im pretty sure I dont have to.
dont care about justin, hillary, Marky mark and WHoppie never did and never will

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

letinstar's picture

i blame the house of dereon for the ugly prom dress...

i would normally hate on kate hudson and lord knows she deserves it, but i'm ok with her real boobs...now, that being said, she has no business with her non breasts trying to rock that dress...that dress she has on needs boobs...so FAIL...

how did i miss this before? mimi needs makeup on at all times because her bare face is fug...

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Clarisse's picture

Those aren't boobs! Those are b~~bs.

I like a perky little nubbin as much as the next gal, but yikes!

Edit: melissochka...no bra...hmmmmmm let me rethink my statement...

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Submitted by melissochka on June 10, 2008 - 10:18am.
I'm probably the only female in America who would rather have mosquito bites than any other sort of boob-age.
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