Tuesday, June 10th 2008

Get This Penis Off My Back!

A little baby in China was reportedly born with an extra peen on his back. The baby was born to a farmer and his wife in China's Henan province. The Sun reports that the condition is called fetus in fetu. He was taken to the hospital and the extra peen was removed. Thankfully, baby is fine after surgery and all is well. Dick happens!

Why can't I wake up with an extra dick on my back? I mean, a permanent dick on my back. It would make life so much more interesting.

The NSFWish picture of baby with a peen on his back is after the jump. JUMP!!!




Posted by: Michael K


fatgurrl's picture

I just looked up the Chinese calendar. Its Year of the Rat. Wang's mother got mixed up and thought it was Year of the Cock.

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angel_i's picture

It's all part of the conspiracy, man. They've been doing all that cloning, right? And you know ANY guy in his right mind would wanna know if he could clone a penis, right? And no one was gonna be the first one to mention it, you know? But then they got to drinkin and smokin and shit and talking about it, on Friday night after work....and they knew they couldn't do it in the lab, right? So they gave this woman whatever it is they need, man, like...DNA and shit..., when she thought she was just doing her regular pregnancy stuff, you know? And it worked! But then x17 showed up and blew the whole story, man! So now they're tryna make it look like an accident, dude! But I'm not fooled - not me, man.

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momsword's picture

what the freak?

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fatgurrl's picture

That looks like the fake dog shit you buy at gag stores....fake baby wangs....
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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Glad the baby is doing OK.

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fatgurrl's picture

double dragon....

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NYC_Lady's picture

That is just too strange. Maybe the mother was exposed to some kind of chemical that caused that to happen. We've seen extra toes, fingers, mouth...but never a penis. Weird.

fatgurrl's picture

I bet his parents named him Wang.

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 10, 2008 - 9:08am.
OMG!!!!! Poor little guy...I hope they can remove.

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He was taken to the hospital and the extra peen was removed.
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Miss Priss's picture

Paris would be all over this baby. So good thing they're getting it removed. Keep innocent babies herpes-free

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shut the smurf up's picture

It would be even weirder if it was a girl...or very convenient when she grew up.

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Submitted by jussayin on June 10, 2008 - 11:06am.

damn at least spell first right, even if you're second...
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HEART ANGELINA's picture

OMG!!!!! Poor little guy...I hope they can remove. he is still very cute.

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oklahoma's picture

Also, I wonder if it would have been left there, How big would it have gotten?? Bwahahahah..

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oklahoma's picture

Wha?? that is weird!! Poor thing.. I hope this never gets out when child gets older!! Gasp!! And LMAO @ Dick Happens. Aint that the truth!!

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jussayin's picture

damn at least spell first right, even if you're second...

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seras's picture

Glad the munchkin is ok but that is weird as hell.Heard of extra toes and fingers but not this.

angel_i's picture

Frist!

Weird. It's weirder still that you have to black it out. A peen on your back is not dirty like a peen tween your legs, I don't think!

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My bunnies have a pet squirrel. We call her "Santa".
Lean Like A Chola!
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parissucksliterally's picture

OMG. That is scary.....

I would think it would have happened to Pammy, or another big whore that had a baby....

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