Tuesday, June 10th 2008
You Know What This Means
HoHan and SamRo hugging out it in the open....in the daylight! This means...um....this means....it means nothing really, but I like seeing these two gayelles touching. You know they both have clit boners. HoHan is totally whispering to SamRo, "I'm wearing flannel panties."
I used to think that SamRo had a face only a firecrotch gayelle could love, but now I'm starting fall for her. We can bump donuts anytime.
Here's HoHan and SamRo on the set of "Labor Pains" yesterday.
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This is the biggest load of shit. Niether of them have a career so they or the photogs or whoever came up with this. I don't believe they are a couple for a minute anymore that Clay Aiken is the father of that old chicks kid.
wonder how long lilo will last being a vagiterian? you know when the break up happens...and it will...this shit will be ugly...
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sexy motherfucker...
SamRo has a guy's a55. Maybe she's a guy???
Sam always looks like she can't bear LezLo touching her.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
I dunno, this pair tickles me pink. I think she should embrace the lez, it looks good on her. Linds should also buy her friend a messenger bag or something to get that shit out of her hands.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Why does she (SamRo)always have a million things in her hand?
LoHan's career has tanked, and she will do anything to keep her fugly face in the news. These pictures were obviously staged. LoHan is a talentless little whore, along with White Oprah and the rest of the Long Island clan. These low lifes give Long Island a bad name.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 10, 2008 - 6:02am.
At least Lohan can't get knocked up dating The Ronson.
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GREAT point, and thank GOD!
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"I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull."
- Stewie Griffin
I'm not buying this whole "gayelle" relationship. I think this is some smart marketing tool for lindsay. Doesn't she have an album coming out later this year? All this is is free promotion for her.
#She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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All I gotta say is that Samantha has some honking ass hands.Look at the amount of stuff she has in one of them? Those are some real man hands.
I like her Porsche
YesIownPanties -
she has a twin sister named Charlotte (the designer) who I read was really pretty, haven't seen a pic though. Maybe if she stopped looking like a dude, she'd actually make a pretty girl? Or maybe Mark really did get all the talent (I've heard Sam is a really sh-tty DJ) and looks.
ROTFLMAO@I need to cut my hair, get my tits chopped, get down to 72 lbs and buy a turn-table.
Well Lindsey's getting what she wants, press. You know she's not a true lezzy. People weren't giving a crap about her so she had to pretend in order to get the spotlight back on her.
And Sam's getting paid more money to DJ because she's going out with a [d-list] celebrity. Everybody wins!
Love the douchie blue star tattoo, reminds of those annoying emo kids.
LMAO @ Sam lookin like a crackhead from the back! Puts BLAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKE to shame! [i think he looks better *crack wise*] or dreamboat
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ew, it must smell like Long John Silver's in their bed.
I think Lindsay is only with Ronson because Sam has $$$$ (whether she got it from drugs or mommy and daddy, or both), and she knows she can't get preggers from bumping uglies with her. Or CAN she?
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I am amazed by all the multitasking going on in that left hand! That's some serious finger power!!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by pomegranate on June 10, 2008 - 8:39am.
This is so damn contrived! Hohan knows the only way she gets attention is by being a rumored lesbian, so she's embracing it. She's no lesbian!
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That's what I'm thinking!! Blohan is doing ANYTHING to keep herself 'relevant', but not by her acting, but her personal life. I mean WTF do she DO besides club, shop and hang with Sam? Sorry ass piece of shit life! Even MORE sorry when you're a "starlet" [lol] and fucking BROKE because you can't manage your money [or white oprah got her paws on it]
is that other lady her assistant? what a crappy ass job!
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Lohan can't even keep a straight face while she's embracing her faux lover! (well, she's *not* a good actress!).
Gayelles In Love. That's a great title for a song. Or a Lifetime movie.
I just saw a docu on Logo about "genderqueers"-chicks who don't consider themselves male or female and bind their breasts and try to look like men. That is exactly how Samthaman looks-bet she is one.
I hate myself for it, because I miss hating the Hohan, but I like seeing these two happy.
This is so damn contrived! Hohan knows the only way she gets attention is by being a rumored lesbian, so she's embracing it. She's no lesbian!
i really believe that there is absolutely nothing that samantha ronson could do to make her even semi-attractive.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
Riddle me this....What the hell does Sam do in life that affords her driving a farkin Porche?? She's a low-rent, lez-bo DJ. (yeah yeah mummy and daddy are loaded)
Her brother got the lions share of talent in that family and Sam is driving a Porche?
I need to cut my hair, get my tits chopped, get down to 72 lbs and buy a turn-table.
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Run! It's the clergy!
They're totally banging each other.
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by Grumpus on June 10, 2008 - 9:17am.
What's not to love about the Joey Jeremiah hat?
http://www.patmeup.com/pictures/scan0006.jpg
*winks at Canadians and new Englanders, where Degrassi High was a hit!*
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Haaahaaa, Grumpus! I wonder if she'll lose all her hair like Joey did....
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
What's not to love about the Joey Jeremiah hat?
http://www.patmeup.com/pictures/scan0006.jpg
*winks at Canadians and new Englanders, where Degrassi High was a hit!*
Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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I maintain the opinion that Sam looks like a 75-year-old man...the hairline, the posture, the hair. Those childbearing hips are the only thing giving her away as an alleged female.
SamRo's probably being paid by the producers of this undoubtedly craptastic film to keep Lindsay from parying herself st00pid again.
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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.
At first glance, I thought that was Blaaaake.
Sam spins the BEST music at these exclusive events. All of us guys love her and so do the ladies. She is a wunderkind!
>"You Know What This Means"<
Marlboro Red and RedBull? It means Blohan is happy Sam showed up with dinner like mama used to make .
At least Lohan can't get knocked up dating The Ronson.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Lohan is not lezzy, she's just trying to get in with the old money set in town, who all went to college and the best prep schools. Sam is one of them.
Lohan is not lezzy, she's just trying to get in with the old money set in town, who all went to college and the best prep schools. Sam is one of them.
She is a good friend of Amanda Hearst but thinks Lydia is a wonk eyed dog.
I swear I thought she was hugging Amy Whinehouse's husband. From behind Sam looks just like the crackhead.
Sam comes from an astute, wealthy background. She can be seen on parkavenuepeerage.com. What is she doing with this low rent bitch? Sam is at the best openings and galas and she is a doll. She is part blue blood.
apparently Hohan is broke. Like cartoon moths coming out of empty pockets broke. Bitch should strike while the iron is hot, sell her gayelle story to the highest bidder, and take it back later a la Anne Heche, if she likes.
Sheesh, do I have to do all the thinking around here!?
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
I want to rip that hat off her head and beat her to death with it.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
eeew, clit boners ??
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Ahhh, young love in the summertime. What's shocking to me is that someone actually hired her for a movie.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
i'm still not buying Sam's not a guy
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"