Tori Spelling Had A Baby
Mimi La Rue is not happy about the fact that she has to share her room with Tori Spelling's new spawn which popped out of her via C-section today. OK! Magazine reports that Tori's daughter arrived into this cruel world at 3:13pm today. She weighed in at. 6 lbs 8 oz.
Tori and Dean have named her Stella Doreen McDermott. Steeeeeeeeeeeelllaaaaaa! They gave her the middle name of Doreen after Dean's late mommy. And what about Tori's mother?! They really should have named their daughter Candy Doreen if they knew what was good for them. Seriously, Tori is basically asking to be disinherited by her mother. Candy Doreen would've been the hottest name. Sounds like a gum-chewing, bitch-talking, bouffant-wearing diner waitress. Sigh.
A spokesbitch (Mimi) for Tori said, "She's here! She's a healthy baby girl. Tori and baby are resting comfortably."
"Resting comfortably" is Hollywood talk for "mommy's getting lipo and baby's getting a chemical peel."
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at least its better than Honor(what a dumb fucking name and reason).
Im sorta glad for her. She was starting to look like Jabba the Hut around the neck area.
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I feel sorry for the poor little mite. Being female means it's pretty much on the cards that it will look like Tori. No offense to Tori but...well, ya know what I'm saying lol.
If Liam looks like the Spelling's imagine what poor Stella looks like! Oh well, I'm sure she will be loved and adored by her parents and that's the main thing huh.
Bringing the Fug_
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Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on June 10, 2008 - 12:55am.
PCA, Please tell me that's a boy. lmao
Who cares.
I think out of all celebutards, this bitch makes me want to swallow bleach more than any of them.
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That giant ass belly was only holding a 6 lb baby?
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Let's hope this baby's gene pool skips all the way back to the great-jawed wooley pre-jurassic
Spelling clan originator.
Or, at the very least, that she will resemble the most attractive member of the current family, Mimi LaRue.
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Submitted by forever.now on June 9, 2008 - 11:20pm.
to angel I and just saying..
CUTE avis!! :) yay bunnies :)
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to angel I and just saying..
CUTE avis!! :) yay bunnies :)
OT: well, good luck to the new baby stella doreen. :)
Let's hope it looks like him!
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Stella Dora?? That's a breadstick for god's sake!
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Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 7:53pm.
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I don't think I've ever seen a period punctuated as a salutation. In fact, I'm sure of it.
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Submitted by Lizzle Lee on June 9, 2008 - 8:26pm.
aww i like the name stella. it's a hell of a lot better then HONOR!
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The name Honor only works for Honor Blackman (aka Pussy Galore [now, there's a name!]).
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I have a Pug...mmmkay? Mimi is a strange looking one. As if she has no neck. Poor critter. She's probably like a turtle living with them, wanting to insert herself deep into her shell.
As for the rest of the story....zzzzzzzzz...mmmkay?
aww i like the name stella. it's a hell of a lot better then HONOR!
Mimi's expression says it all: one more kid and biting his balls off!
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Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Awww... I love embittered old battle-axes! Are you wearing a little pink tutu like Mimi?
madam s., my pink tutu NEVER sleeps. You kidding? I dance to the likes of Joanna Newsom [the amazing harpist]. Yes, I do contort and convulse a lot and pretty much look like a hot mess and it takes me months to get my back outta whack but I love to dance tippy toed to music created by poets, rebels and pot smokers.
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Awww... I love embittered old battle-axes! Are you wearing a little pink tutu like Mimi?
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 10:49pm.
I know. And that's why I love Mimi... she looks like an embittered old battle-axe who's had it up to HERE with looking at Tori's wonky boobs (see photo above), but yet she soldier's on while looking entirely disgusted with life.
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Aww, madam s., that kinda breaks my heart now. Could it be because I identify? Yes. It's trueeeeeee. I'm an embittered old battle-axe. There. I said it. So freeing. lol
Dean is such a douche and he always looks so friggin miserable. I'm sure his ex wife must be relishing the Karmic ass kicking that's coming his way...
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I know. And that's why I love Mimi... she looks like an embittered old battle-axe who's had it up to HERE with looking at Tori's wonky boobs (see photo above), but yet she soldier's on while looking entirely disgusted with life.
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Just imagine the things poor Mimi has seen.
madam s., you said it. Poor pooch has seen some pulled pork that no innocent being on this planet should have to see and I ain't talkin' "Food Network".
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 9, 2008 - 10:41pm.
the dog is the best looking one out of all of them!
PSL, actually the dog's hiney beats 'em in the beauty department.
Submitted by . on June 9, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Shhhhh! Don't say that, it'll bring the troll brigade out, torches and all! But thank you anyway. ;)))
Hey PSL! xoxox
the dog is the best looking one out of all of them!
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Just imagine the things poor Mimi has seen.
Submitted by Aphid on June 9, 2008 - 10:34pm.
*GASP* You are absolutely right! I had not noticed it before.
I only wish I were as cute as my pussy.
lmao! So many connotations and too much time!
Aphid, I've seen your gorgeous pictures. Believe me, I think you are just as cute if not cuter than your pussy. rotfl *tickle*
Submitted by dead-actress on June 9, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Yes. And I would like to apologize to naughahyde chew toys.
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Submitted by Anonymous101 on June 9, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Mimi's indeed one hot bitch! Hopefully, she's the one raising Steeeeeeeeellllllllaaaaaaaaaa, as well as their son!!
Anon, you got that right. Mimi is a squished up combination of Tori and Dean's face. Seriously. Look close. It's uncanny. They say your pets end up resembling you or visa versa. I'm glad my pet is one sexy pussy.
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*GASP* You are absolutely right! I had not noticed it before.
I only wish I were as cute as my pussy.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 9, 2008 - 10:31pm.
I find it suspect that Roseanne Barr's taint and Tori have never been photographed together.
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I find it highly suspect that Mimi and Candy have never beem photographed together. Hmmmm...
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Submitted by Anonymous101 on June 9, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Mimi's indeed one hot bitch! Hopefully, she's the one raising Steeeeeeeeellllllllaaaaaaaaaa, as well as their son!!
Anon, you got that right. Mimi is a squished up combination of Tori and Dean's face. Seriously. Look close. It's uncanny. They say your pets end up resembling you or visa versa. I'm glad my pet is one sexy pussy.
Mimi's indeed one hot bitch! Hopefully, she's the one raising Steeeeeeeeellllllllaaaaaaaaaa, as well as their son!!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 9, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Even the dog doesn't want any part of those naughahyde chew toys.
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LOL! By naughahyde chew toys, I'm thinking Tori's tits, right?
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Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Sensimina on June 9, 2008 - 10:02pm.
James, isn't he a peepee toucher? He sure gives me those vibes!
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Hello Sensi! James Haven isn't sure about that, and he's never touched James Haven's so....this is something James Haven will have to look into!
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 9, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Even the dog doesn't want any part of those naughahyde chew toys.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 9, 2008 - 10:06pm.
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The dog is looking at Tori and saying, "I feel pretty, oh so..pretty next to you!"
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
The dog is looking at Tori and saying,"If I wanted to listen to an ass I could have just farted".
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I just hope that she doesn't breastfeed it, that kind of traumatic experience will scar a kid for life.
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He is after her daddy's money? At least they have a common goal!
James, isn't he a peepee toucher? He sure gives me those vibes!
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Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:37pm.
Hello Mike! SMOOCHES
Read your comments on the Diddy/Daddy thread. As always, you know how to make James Haven chuckle!
On topic: James Haven doesn't trust this Dean character one bit! He is after her daddy's money.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
you know she had the c-section so she could have a tummy tuck, yet in 2 weeks all the rag mags will be look how fast Tori lost the baby weight... so bored of her.
That pug looks miserable, and does so in every pic I've seen of it.
The dog looks constipated.
So does Tori.
ugh
Submitted by DisabledMess on June 9, 2008 - 5:42pm.
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Doesn't she have fake implants?
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I'm pretty sure they're real. Real bad implants.
OT: Who gives a flying fuck. Just another over-hyped, over-privileged spoiled Hollywood brat for us to make fun of. Oh, wait....
Submitted by Madam Pince on June 9, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Raising hand ... I admit, I looked at the pug first.
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Which one is the pug?
Is Tori going to be in the next 90210? God, I hope not. Watching that would be about as appealing as kissing your sister - oops, no offense James Haven.
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Yay! Another girl to carry on the wonk-boob gene!
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Raising hand ... I admit, I looked at the pug first.
Mimi is probably much better-looking than the baby.
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Mr. President, Lisa Marie sure knows how to pick the winners. I swear, all of her husbands have had that "Child Toucher" look.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on June 9, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Tori had a baby...a baby what?!
LMAO!