Tori Spelling Had A Baby
Mimi La Rue is not happy about the fact that she has to share her room with Tori Spelling's new spawn which popped out of her via C-section today. OK! Magazine reports that Tori's daughter arrived into this cruel world at 3:13pm today. She weighed in at. 6 lbs 8 oz.
Tori and Dean have named her Stella Doreen McDermott. Steeeeeeeeeeeelllaaaaaa! They gave her the middle name of Doreen after Dean's late mommy. And what about Tori's mother?! They really should have named their daughter Candy Doreen if they knew what was good for them. Seriously, Tori is basically asking to be disinherited by her mother. Candy Doreen would've been the hottest name. Sounds like a gum-chewing, bitch-talking, bouffant-wearing diner waitress. Sigh.
A spokesbitch (Mimi) for Tori said, "She's here! She's a healthy baby girl. Tori and baby are resting comfortably."
"Resting comfortably" is Hollywood talk for "mommy's getting lipo and baby's getting a chemical peel."
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Tori will do anything to make a quick buck. She knew her reality show was tanking so she moved back to Hollywood. So sad she has to pimp her kids out.
Does that b!tch do anything without trying to get publicity???
Stella Doreen sounds a lot like a Stella D'Oro cookie to me. White trash with money, people.
Oh I thought it was the thing he had in his hands.
I just want to see that girl becoming a diver.. so she could be always down..
Submitted by ♥ on June 10, 2008 - 12:11am.
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on June 10, 2008 - 12:55am.
PCA, Please tell me that's a boy. lmao
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Sadly no, it's Cynthia Nixon's Lover. Christine Marioni. Also know around these parts as...
ROJO CALIENTE!
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
Submitted by The C word on June 10, 2008 - 9:31am.
Submitted by Pers on June 10, 2008 - 9:13am:
Apparently he agreed to Mary Jo's request to have his name removed as the little girl's adoptive father.
(Disclaimer: this post in no way excuses his doucheness.)
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Well, that's good...that's the least he can do right? What a fuckwad. I hate that guy. He should just go with the whole 'child toucher' look and buy a white windowless van.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
congrats to tori!!
Poor Stella. I am picturing a blonde Rumer Willis when she grows up....fug, fug, fuggity fug.
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by Pers on June 10, 2008 - 9:13am:
Apparently he agreed to Mary Jo's request to have his name removed as the little girl's adoptive father.
(Disclaimer: this post in no way excuses his doucheness.)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
From laineygossip.com:
Junior Pay Day!
Kevin Federline Junior added to his net worth yesterday as wife Tori Spelling delivered their second child – a girl they called Stella Doreen. Tori went in yesterday for a scheduled c-section as confirmed by her publicist.
Stella’s arrival sets up Junior for life and it is a testament to his masterful golddiggery that he is acknowledging this daughter as his only daughter when in fact, he and Mary Jo Eustace had just adopted a baby girl when he walked out on them for Tori three years ago.
Not even his mentor, the real Kevin Federline, has been so bold as to abandon a child! Can you imagine? Boldly going where KFed has never gone before? Junior is trailblazing new golddigger territory. Brava.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
It's a damn shame the dog is the best looking thing in this picture!
Submitted by take-a-bite on June 10, 2008 - 8:08am.
Does no one care that he had a wife and kids before the homewrecking dogface Tori wrecked their home? I feel for his first wife.
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I feel for Mary Jo Eustace too! In her most recent interviews, it seems like she's making peace with what happened and is moving on. I admire her - she never took the 'low road' (which she could easily have done). I think she is starting to see that she is better off without her 'child toucher eyes' hubby.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Does no one care that he had a wife and kids before the homewrecking dogface Tori wrecked their home? I feel for his first wife. It's bad enough that her husband and the father of her children left her for this whore, but to then have to see them in every magazine and watch her popping out his kids...
Tori is trash.
Here - Hold my baby while I check DListed
Submitted by Pers on June 10, 2008 - 6:55am.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 10, 2008 - 6:11am.
Look at how he's holding Stella. It is not right to handle a newborn like that.
Someone call the SPCA!!
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Hahahahaha! You had me thinking for a second, "she's holding the dog right?" I actually looked at that fug pic again before I got the joke.
Duuuuuh...lol
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Haaaahaaa! Considering my morning didn't start particularly well, I really appreciate you guys making me laugh...
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by Nectar on June 10, 2008 - 7:47am.
That photo by Pers is funny. Who's cat is that anyway?
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Heya Nectar - I wish I could take credit for my avie, because I love it and it makes me want to do coke with a cat - and that would be a great way to spend the day...
it's a pic I found online somewhere...but thanks for noticing!!!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
That photo by Pers is funny. Who's cat is that anyway?
Submitted by findleynb on June 10, 2008 - 6:54am.
fug baby. is it wrong to pray for SIDS?
>>Yeah it kinda is. Those babies are freaks of nature, but wishing death on em is kinda lame, even though I'm sure they're gonna wish it on themselves once they realize it.
Submitted by starsign on June 10, 2008 - 2:30am.
Oh well, I'm sure she will be loved and adored by her parents and that's the main thing huh.
>>It ain't gonna be the main thing once those children reach the dating age. In fact, what their parents think would mean just about nothing when they can't get dates, or if Liam is constantly used for his money because of his lack of sex appeal or Stella getting used for sex because she has insecurity issues because she can't get a man and tries to keep him with sex. ::Breathes in:: ...Nope, ain't gonna mean a thing.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 10, 2008 - 6:11am.
Look at how he's holding Stella. It is not right to handle a newborn like that.
Someone call the SPCA!!
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Hahahahaha! You had me thinking for a second, "she's holding the dog right?" I actually looked at that fug pic again before I got the joke.
Duuuuuh...lol
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
fug baby. is it wrong to pray for SIDS?
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 10, 2008 - 6:48am.
and the fringe sways!
OT: geezus, do i have to try?
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
AHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA, Flappers!
*practices doing the "Charleston"*
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Love Mimi La Rue; the others I can do without for sure.
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
http://www.myspace.com/artbybillie
Submitted by Nectar on June 10, 2008 - 5:52am.
No flappers here now?
oh yeah, my dear sweet grandma was a flapper in the real sense... no flapping on flappers!!
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
Submitted by Two Drink Min on June 10, 2008 - 6:14am.
Tori'll make anybody pissed off... it's just science!LOL!
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
I mean are we instigating on a Tori thread???
Seriously???
Nectar, on has to ask. Friend or foe?
Look at how he's holding Stella. It is not right to handle a newborn like that.
Someone call the SPCA!!
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Nectar on June 10, 2008 - 6:02am.
i try to stay outta the fights, i'm in it for the funny... that's why i WATCH the Brangie threads!LOL!
OT: the dog is prettier than Tori
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
I guess it is better that these flappers are home drinking and posting here all day/night than driving around, though.
ESE, you missed the bitch slap fest in the brangie post with HA/LA?
Submitted by Nectar on June 10, 2008 - 5:52am
eh, comment away!... remember... words on a screen... words on a screen
OT: uumm, yeah... i got nothing
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
Is it safe to comment on here without some 'regular' good for nothing attacking everything I say? No flappers here now?
Eyes, thanks. Have a great day.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on June 10, 2008 - 5:29am.
"Forgiveness and mercy. in short supply. so lonely, so
Faithful. no reason why. in my mind at this time. just clear
Blue sky. your story just starting. now learn to fly"
yeah, i erased it... stay sweet!
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
I can't come to dlisted at 5:45 am and see Two Drink is leaving here! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I hope your okay and you come back to tell us whats going on. :( We will miss you!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Eyes = Thanks for trying to cheer me up
Going to listen to some Human League to cheer me up. I WAS working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...
Eyes - I might be freaking over nothing. Stranger things have happpened,
Submitted by Two Drink Min on June 10, 2008 - 5:13am.
oh!... had no idea.... good tidings for the tests.. yet i can't get behind the whole Kool & the Gang thing, never liked 'em.... don't leave for good!... you're funny!
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
I mean, Jesus, I am only 30...but I guess that doesn't count.
Yeah, we all have our fun...till Mr.Liver decides we are not as cool as Mr. Crosby.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on June 10, 2008 - 5:13am.
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Hey Sexy Mamma!
You will be fine.Love You♥
I am having a battery of tests...cant sleep been up since 3 am. Despite what Kool and the Gang say in my ear. I am NOT Celebrating.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on June 10, 2008 - 5:09am.
well, that's a given for all of us!
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 10, 2008 - 5:04am
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If I had to guess there's a hot seat waitin for me
Submitted by Two Drink Min on June 10, 2008 - 5:00am
where you goin' Two Drink?
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"I remember you so clearly,
the first one through the door.
I return to find you drifting,
too far from the shore"
Hey, gonna miss you guys. Can't promise I am away for good. But, will miss you. Is all I will say. Take care of yourselves and snark on. Take care, all of you. Even LA. Good luck. God bless.
Her husband looks like such a faggy douchebag with those glasses he stole from the U2 bassist.