Lucky Max
Xtina is in love with her enormous, veiny E-cup chichis and thinks breastfeeding has a lot to do with their current condition. A source told Star Magazine (via Pop Crunch) that she wants to breastfeed baby Max until he turns 2. Why put Max through the horror of having to stick his face in those things? She should just pop another implant in and call it a day.
A source said, “Christina knows lots of women breastfeed until their kids are two years old-she even heard that Demi Moore did it.” Seriously, I think Rumer is still breastfeeding.
I'm sure Max just loves the taste of vodka-silicone-leche. Speaking of vodka, a source claims Xtina's vodka-filled partying is fucking up her marriage to Bat Boy. The source said, “Jordan’s sick to death of her partying. It’s causing a huge strain on their marriage. He’s at his wits’ end and he doesn’t know what to do.”
Hmmm....he should hide all her red lipsticks. There's no that way bitch would ever leave the house without at least 10 layers of red paint on her lips.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 23, 2008 - 5:48am.
Submitted by ZarZerDude on June 23, 2008 - 10:44am.
Congrats and just one question: Are you a Christina Aguilera fan or are you just fucking with me!
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Am I a Christina fan? Man, you must be brand new here!! lmao
To annswer the question - Hell yes i'm a fan!
LULZ!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by ZarZerDude on June 23, 2008 - 10:44am.
Congrats and just one question: Are you a Christina Aguilera fan or are you just fucking with me!
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Am I a Christina fan? Man, you must be brand new here!! lmao
To annswer the question - Hell yes i'm a fan!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
Wow, thats great! You can see a diffrence with her boobs! In five years they really get bigger! I clap my hands and say that you are right! Her boobs must be fake if they get bigger in five years! Congrats and just one question: Are you a Christina Aguilera fan or are you just fucking with me!
Submitted by ZarZerDude on June 22, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Her breast are real
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Wrong!
Christina, december 23rd 2000 (small, perky)
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=175&pos=0
Christina, April 21st 2005 (bigger, fuller)
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=864&pos=0
Christina, August 15th 2006 (slightly bigger)
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1023&pos=1
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
ZanZerDude:
the word is "VEIN" and you are about 2 weeks late with this comment.
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“Anybody fucking complaning should just go and die! Christina dress just fine and her makeup is more than great! Like some of you in here!
-ZarZerDude 6/22/08
Am I the only one that care about this girl! Sure it's strange to see vains in the breasts, so what!! It's fucking normal to have these vains! I get sad to read all the shit you say about her. I hate you all! Stop writing shit about Christina! Her breast are real and vains do show up on pregnant girls and girls who breastfeed! Who gives a fuck is she wants to breastfeed Max till he is 2 years old! I do not believe that and it sound like a good old stupied lie! Like I said, if it bothers you all so much, dont write about her!
Please hide those veiny cans. No one wants to see that shit.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 10, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Well it's true, bloggers rarely say anything nice about her (even more she got knocked up) I'm not saying that not her fault in part, but she does have a point. Christina, like every other celeb - is an attention whore, all celebs are to soem degree. Christina in no different. Of course she followers the gossip.
Y'know what, the more I listen to Christina talking to E! News & watch her facial expressions - the more I think, that she thinks the partying is under control. Clearly, we can see that actually it's not - far from it. But IMO she thinks that it's not a big deal. She said that she RARELY gets mommy & daddy nights out with Jordan. I don't think she was being prissy, I think she just doesnt see the problem.
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 10, 2008 - 12:14pm.
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I'm not talking about her crying to tons of news outlets, I'm talking about when she said that bloggers and the media like to be mean spirited towards her going out, which means she reads what's said about her - she follows the shit. So therefore, she knows what she's doing. I don't care if she's been in the house since the 31st - bout damn time! But don't get pissy when people point out the truth about your dumb behavior when you clearly did it for that reason (so people can talk about you).
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
That blind item sounds very likely to be Xtina to me - there aren't that many stars married to exec types, most of them are married to some other sort of celeb. The partying has always struck me as being motivated by one of 2 reasons: unhappiness in her marriage or post-partum depression or both. Why go out hitting the clubs so often just after you've had a baby if you're madly in love with your husband? She also looks absolutely miserable in her photos which makes the depression seem very possible. Maybe she's depressed so is desperately looking for something to make her feel better so had a fling - people will try anything to make themselves feel better when they feel that low.
No wonder Rumer is a potato head!! That's what extended breastfeeding will do to a kid. Jay Leno and Sarah Jessica Pony were probably attached to the teet until they were five! I knew someone once who breastfed her kid til he was five. It creeped me out going over to their house for dinner because the kid would just walk up, open her blouse and start sucking away. Try to have an intelligent conversation w/a group of adults while that shit's going on!!! gaaack!
Submitted by M.E. on June 10, 2008 - 5:33pm.
DAE - I wasn't trying to start and arguement, just letting you know why I think that the b/i is her.
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I know you werent. Sorry if I made it seem like you were. I'm just glad she's keeping her ass at home! :0)
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
DAE - I wasn't trying to start and arguement, just letting you know why I think that the b/i is her.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 10, 2008 - 5:15pm.
Which makes me firmly believe that the b/i is her.
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Fair enough, if you want to believe that, fine. The kore I read it, the less convinced I am that it's her. Only time will tell if it is or not. It's still only the 9th after all. If she stays outta of a club for the rest of the month, then perphaps, i'll give it more credit. Until then....
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
i'm bored i really really hope this bitch loses her shit and pulls a britney but bigger and better and way fucking crazier. oh pretty please xtina with a cherry on top
;p
All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 10, 2008 - 8:13am.
Kinda off topic - X17 have a new video of Xtina taking Max to a party today (Kids party!!) aww he looks soo damn cute!
Vid if anybody cares:
http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/christina_aguilera/christina_aguiler...
@ M.E. - I posted the same b/i last night. I really, really hope it's not Xtina.
@ by QueenCharisma - Xtina has only made one comment to the media out her partying, IMO that's not being a "big deal" out of it. Xtina has stayed at home recently (yay!!!) Only going to to a friends house for Jordan's bday party (during the day I'd like to add) on the 4th and earlier today with Max. She hasn't been seen at a club since LAX on the 31st of May.
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Which makes me firmly believe that the b/i is her.
Kinda off topic - X17 have a new video of Xtina taking Max to a party today (Kids party!!) aww he looks soo damn cute!
Vid if anybody cares:
http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/christina_aguilera/christina_aguiler...
@ M.E. - I posted the same b/i last night. I really, really hope it's not Xtina.
@ QueenCharisma - Xtina has only made one comment to the media out her partying, IMO that's not making a "big deal" out of it. Xtina has stayed at home recently (yay!!!) Only going to to a friends house for Jordan's bday party (during the day I'd like to add) on the 4th and earlier today with Max. She hasn't been seen at a club since LAX on the 31st of May.
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
The thing that's really starting to piss me off about her is, if she's so damn upset that people keep making a big deal out of her partying, stay the fuck in the house! It's that simple. Why can't she and her husband leave the baby with a nanny in one part of their big ass mansion, invite some friends over, play some music and get wasted AT HOME?! Her place is big enough to do that. She chooses to make her stupid decisions to get press attention, it's that simple. And she needs to stop with this whole breastfeeding shit because there's no way Max is still on the tit. She's hardly ever home!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 8:21am.
*sigh* My research is never finished....
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Sheeps, yes they can...depends on where the implant is placed......I did a lot of research before I got mine, just in case I have kids....(ha ha ha)
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"I'm feeling yummy head to toe- you see me- ain't got no patience so let's go...."
-Gwen Stefani "Yummy"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 10, 2008 - 8:15am.
Can women even breastfeed with fake boobs?? Sounds counterintuitive, cuz the mammary pathways must get rerouted, at least.
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Not everyone nurses little babies, I figure. If that were true, who is buying all that formula crap I see in stores. Methinks she just liked being preggers, not the kid part of the transaction. Kinda like "guess who else loves the attention" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No comment!
Sheeps, yes Max should def be nursing...I just hope Xtina is pumping and dumping, because she seems to be drinking a lot.....
thanks M.E.....
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"I'm feeling yummy head to toe- you see me- ain't got no patience so let's go...."
-Gwen Stefani "Yummy"
CA's baby is 5 months old and should be nursing.
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PSL - it's from Lainey Gossip.
M.E.:
where is that BI from?
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"I'm feeling yummy head to toe- you see me- ain't got no patience so let's go...."
-Gwen Stefani "Yummy"
Blind Item:
Post Partum Flirtation
Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. They didn’t seal the deal but it came very, very close.
Even worse, he was a friend and a business associate of her significant other who found out about the illicit activity and shut it down quickly, sending angry missives back to the betrayer to “stay the f&ck away” from her. As a result, the dude is out of a job. And, finding himself unemployed, he has saved the email evidence and is threatening to go public, sell them off to one of the rags. Word is they are in the process of paying him off.
She meanwhile is repentant and has redevoted herself to her relationship after groveling successfully for forgiveness.
Crisis temporarily averted…but for how long?
Well X-Tina, sorry to tell you, butonce Max is about a year and eating solid foods mostly, only nursing in the evening, your chi chi's will no longer be big ole firm E's. They'll deflate back down to the silicone D's you have.
Oh, and there was a blind item about this recently.
BRB:
Xtina is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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I love that bitch.
Duh, he should just GO WITH HER. Why do people try to make things so complicated.
You know what? And I have no proof, it's just in my gut. I don't believe it. I think they got some pics of Christina partying and they're driving them into the ground. I don't think Xtina's EVER been as wild, personally, as she makes out to be. I think it's the media image machine.
It's sad - but you're cool if you party in this society. At least if you're between the record and concert-ticket buying ages of 13 to 25. Having a baby is SO damaging. It creates "us" and "them" to that age bracket. I'm not saying you'd HAVE to follow that idea(see Gwen) but I do think that Xtina has always been incredibly insecure.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure the girl knows how to have a good time, but I call bullshit on these kinda stories about her.
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Sad clown. :(
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
I think its well within her right to party once every weekend. I would if I had the means to. If it makes her feel better, then it should be alright, so long as she isn't harming her baby. If she is breastfeeding right after consuming alcahol then she should have that kid taken away, but I somehow don't think so. Jordan /sounds/ like he is levelheaded and would never allow it. No one really knows what is going on with the two of them but he sounds like a keeper, and Christina should be happy. If its PPD lets be grateful that shes out partying (assuming she isnt breastfeeding right after) instead of drowning this kid.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by findleynb on June 10, 2008 - 11:56am.
just like joss jones, she fucks for tracks.
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Christina, unlike Joss, set her lawyers on Dallas Austin (the guy who said she did) & she recived an apology (of sorts) from him. Xtina doesn't need to "fuck for tracks" - Joss maybe, but not Xtina.
P.S. - It's Joss Stone, not Jones.
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
just like joss jones, she fucks for tracks.
CA is a butter face. That is her real problem.
Is anyone else feeling the Joan Crawford vibes? Just a little? Keep Christina away from the wire hangers and bathroom cleansers! And put those things away before they hurt someone, for the love of God! The big boobs looked great when they could still be attributed to natural pregnancy/post-baby fullness, but now they look hard enough to cut diamonds.
Hasn't she been pictured falling down drunk a lot lately? She's breastfeeding and drinking?
Mother of the Year!!!
She has that exhausted, dead eyed PPD look. I know it well. Poor girl, I hope she can get help in time to save her a lot of heartache when she looks back at this and sees how much of her son's life she missed.
“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
she has so much makeup on she looks like a corpse
I'm scared of those things; what if they explode? Where can I hide....
www.carrywithstyle.com
She is so disgusting. She looks like a tranny with a $500 boob job from Tijuana. She better watch out or she may end up suffocating that poor infant with those monstrosities.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 9, 2008 - 6:40pm.
I don't know why Rumer is still breastfeeding.
She should stop feeding her breasts already. Aren't her tits big enough?
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She needs them to balance out the chin, you know.
I don't know why Rumer is still breastfeeding.
She should stop feeding her breasts already. Aren't her tits big enough?
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'Night Dreamy.
Congrats McLovin! :)
I don't understand why, with all that money, she end ed up with hideous, hard-looking bolted on implants like that?
Or why she hasn't had them fixed yet.
Don't hate on the veins though, I'm 4 months pregnant and mine look just like that!
@ islandgirl - Xtina has freckles (sp?) She hate's them and puts a shit load of amke up on to hide them (this she admits too)
@ sheeps - Xtina's never been to Prive nightclub. She hangs out at Pure a lot and co owns LAX in Vegas.
@ Aphid - No I don't either, but the press love running slut Xtina stories. Longwhoria is latina? I never knew that. I'm confident that she'll seek help. Hope fully.
I'm of to bed now, have a great night everyone!
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Dreamy I never got the "slut" vibe from her, other than how she dressed sometimes. Anyway, I do hope she gets better and things work themselves out, she does have talent, and I always root for the fellow Latinas out there (except for Miseralba and Longwhoria, I don't like them very much).
LOL @ "hungry baby bat"