She's Loving This
Rumors have been going around the internets that Eva LongWHORIA is carrying a living thing in her body. We call it a baby, she calls it a money maker! If she was pregnant, you know she called her manager the minute she found out to start working on deals immediately. She's trying to get her first ultrasound photos on the cover of People magazine. She's probably negotiating the sale of her placenta to some crazy Russian billionaire.
Eva kept the rumors going while shopping with her husband and Robert Verdi in NYC today. Loose fitting dress? CHECK! Hand on bump? CHECK! Annoying gay in two? CHECK! The last one has nothing to do with her possibly being knocked up, but I just had to comment on Robert Verdi. Are those sunglasses permanently super glued to his fucking bald head?
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Her hubby got knocked right out of the play-offs so the bitch has to find other ways to get attention.
She's preggers, no doubt. That woman had smaller chi-chis than I do and they're afluffin' up. I tell ya, I went from B to D straightaway with my baby and that's what I look at first now to check on somebody else. Not everybody goes up that big, of course, but I tell ya, those girls get lucious early on!
It's just a rule of thumb - always check the chi-chis!!!!
She looks like "Fievel" from American Tail...poor Fievel
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Can her Keebler kunt handle a baby from an NBA player?!
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That headless mannequin in the third thumbnail cracks my ass up. It looks like HE's trying to fondle her. Don't step up on Tony, mannequin man!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Yeah, that bitch (Eva, not Robert, ha ha) needs heels and a smaller purse (And I don't mean Tony, either).
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 9, 2008 - 8:30pm.
I'm sorry - layering stupid shit together for no reason really bothers me. There's no excuse for wearing a tank top under that dress. If you need to wear something under or over a dress for it to look right or cover you up, then it's not the dress for you. I seriously believe this layering trend is for the sole purpose for retailers to sell more shit to stupid people. Like I'm really going to buy a fucking hoodie that barely covers my tits up? Or wear a fucking t-shirt with a vest and a tank top over it worn over leggings? PUKE.
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LOL hell yea! I see these dumbass ppl wearing TWO Polo shirts or the short sleeve OVER the long sleeve.....wtf?
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All in all, I bet Tony would rather be playing the Celtics.
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i am not ashamed to say i love robert verdi, even if i don't remember his mid-afternoon tlc show. it was always relaxing for the afternoon nap.
Maybe she can get her old job back... at the Wendy's drive-thru window in Corpus Christi.
And, yes... Robert Verdi should get back on the PATH train to Jersey City.
Honestly, this woman just needs to stop. It stopped being funny when she paraded that red wedding cake. How gauche!
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I'm sorry - layering stupid shit together for no reason really bothers me. There's no excuse for wearing a tank top under that dress. If you need to wear something under or over a dress for it to look right or cover you up, then it's not the dress for you. I seriously believe this layering trend is for the sole purpose for retailers to sell more shit to stupid people. Like I'm really going to buy a fucking hoodie that barely covers my tits up? Or wear a fucking t-shirt with a vest and a tank top over it worn over leggings? PUKE.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
those shoes! could she be shorter???
no career/no life= knocked up
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Isn't she almost too old to become pregnant?
plus I'm tire of this girl...What has she done? really! what has she done to even post her picture here?..i havent seen any of her movies!... I met her on ***--+ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m --- where i sent an email to her with a wink response.. . She is very hot there, you also can find many black and white single men on that community
I think she is constipated, if not then sheis knocked up cos she was wearing a pink dress the other day and there was a bunp.
I can think of no more revolting, boring job than to accompany celebrities around everywhere. Who the fuck are those people? I know Verdi is a stylist, but seriously, I would rather work in a laundromat all day than spend one minute with these empty-headed ninnymuggins.
OT: Who care if this low-rent ho is knocked up? I can't want for the Hollywood trend of getting one's uterus removed at age 24!
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Submitted by sharmaineyarbro... on June 9, 2008 - 8:00pm.
What is going on with these celbrities and being knocked up. Paris Hilton was walking around with a loose fitting dress like she was prego.
Eva isn't that young so I guess she is ready to be with child.
Hell that just got married I hope Tony is ready for parenthood.
Well if they are prego good for them.
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She's almost a decade older than him, right? Her clock may be ticking. and this must be the first time that it's actually fashionable in hollywood to be pregnant.
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What is going on with these celbrities and being knocked up. Paris Hilton was walking around with a loose fitting dress like she was prego.
Eva isn't that young so I guess she is ready to be with child.
Hell that just got married I hope Tony is ready for parenthood.
Well if they are prego good for them.
Oh shit! The birth of the Antichrist is upon us!
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on June 9, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Also, the whole hand on her stomach thing is something that no one does unless you say you're pregnant.
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Sorry, I disagree. My neighbor (who is extremely overweight) was talking to me and she rubbed her stomach 4 times. And no, she is not pregnant-unless you can get pregnant now from Fritos or Ding Dongs.
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God be with you, dumbass.
She's pregs. She is usually the skinniest little thing ever and now she's just thin. Also, the whole hand on her stomach thing is something that no one does unless you say you're pregnant. It looks like she was trying to smooth her dress down to show her tiny bump to the lady who is touching her.
Submitted by Caladonia on June 10, 2008 - 12:18am.
Eva is one of the most annoyings hags in Hollyweird.
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Imagine working in one of these stores and having to ass-kiss these f*ckers?
wtf is going on with that handbag? That thing could hold 25 pounds of potatoes for F∩ck sake!
Eva is one of the most annoyings hags in Hollyweird.
I thought I had saw and her husband over in NYC on Saturday. I wasn't sure, but I guess I was right. He is very tall!
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For Longwhoria to be any more boring, she would have to morph into a grey sheet of construction paper.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Very true. That's the bright side?
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Submitted by Lori Dukes on June 9, 2008 - 5:33pm.
I still can't believe he settled for her.
Ditto, Lori. Toni is SOOOOOO much better than that nasty desperate troll of a woman. Just pure gross!
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
if this is true, she's going to show right quick, she's way to tiny to hide it.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 9, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Very true. That's the bright side?
##She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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I still can't believe he settled for her.
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Sheeps, look at the bright side. In 15 years we're going to have an exciting new batch of neglected, fucked up celebrity kids to rag on.
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I had noticed that she was looking a bit "thick" these days...mainly because she still tries to fit her ass into a much smaller size. IE...that pink dress from last week. Her boobs are a bit swollen too...I think shes just PMS-ing and retaining a bit of water.
Her husband is probably annoyed by the Verdi dude. On second thought,Verdi must come in handy when hubby wants to get rid of her for the day.
Stop the baby madness.