Hollywood's Newest It Couple
According to Now Magazine, "American socialite" Phoebe Price is dating Russell Brand. A witness saw the two on a romantic date in Los Angeles last week. The magazine goes on to say that "32-year-old" Phoebe has been trying to get with 32-year-old Russell since he's arrived in L.A.
American socialite?! That title belongs to low-rent hags like Parasite Hilton! PP is an international superstar sensation!
You know she made one of her friends put on a brown mop and say "Blimey! I'm Russell Brand!" a lot. Seriously though, PP is too good for Russell Brand! He'll only break her lil' chicken cutlet heart. Then she'll have to hold a press conference and announce that she's suing him if he doesn't take her back. Nothing good can come out of this union!
I figured Russell only likes fish. I would've never guessed that he likes chicken cutlets too.
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Her cheeks look like two asses. If I were her I would sue the butt plug who did that.
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Pardon my stupidity and please accept my apology for being too lazy to go through all of your posts, who on god's green earth is Russell Brand?
I'm usually up to date (i.e. spends too much time) on who's who, but I'm like an ostrich with it's head in the sand on this one.
MK, thanks to your obsession with PP, I had a dream last night where the cutleted one was making me try on her wig (oddly, her hair being the only thing on her that is actually hers), then she was dancing with my brother beside a pond and a frog came up and peed on them. No, I did not do drugs.
And no way is she 'dating' Russell Brand!! Please, NO!!
This is total and utter nonsense. There's absolutely no way on this God's earth Russell Brand would shag that vomit-inducing heap of cutlets and bones. He'll shag anyone, but anyone young and reasonably good-looking not any old hag! His last girlfriend was the sister of a totally gorgeous presenter in the UK called Kirsty Gallagher. Both of them are total hotties. As if he'd touch this minger. I think his standards are marginally higher than her! And if anyone doesn't know who Russell Brand is he's a pretty well-known, well-respected and very popular comedian in the UK. He's gone over to Hollywood as he has ambitions to be a comic actor. He was in that St Trinians rubbish with Rupert Everett and something with some comedian who's famous in the US but not so much here who's name I forget - something about splitting up with a girlfriend and then the girl gets together with Russell Brand who's supposed to be a rock star I think - sorry crap memory! Anyway, no bloody way would he get with some washed-up, past-it, desperate old attention whore like her! He's got big Hollywood ambitions - why would he hook up with the biggest loser in LA?
weird!! I heard him on the radio and he seemed awesome!! former junkie, stand-up comedian, he was really cool! cant imagine him with pp...
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What is it with White Girls and dirty looking dudes? Dude looks like he has a whole village of STD's living communally and tolerantly in the pubes arounf his peen... I can't dig it. On top of that, he's got the Amy Winehouse Bouffant, he's obviously a fan.
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32 years old my ass. She looks more like 46 years old. I just wanna rip those cheek implants right from her face. Who is this red woman anyway?
Who is Russell Brand??
Holy shit she looks like Howdy Doody here!
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32? GTFOH! I will do the worm down Lenox Ave if she is younger than 40.
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 10, 2008 - 2:02am.
Submitted by Little miss on June 9, 2008 - 6:12pm.
You'll hear it in the news in a few days - Phoebe will have broken heart because Russell shagged her ancient mom.
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No! Not Flora!! Who'll do Phoebe's PR? Who'll sew up those gorgeous costumes?? Russell unhand that woman. She has important work to do.
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Russell actually looks like Phoebe's mom himself (he is just so damn feminine!) I bet, he even shags the mirror, because there's smthng moving in it. I bet, he's got auto-targeting mr. Trouser Snake, which is set up to look for any hole.
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nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
He's too good for her!!
Russell Brand hit on Dita Von Teese too. I always knew PP and DVT were a lot alike.
If Chicken Cutlets is 32, then I am 14.
Bitch, please.
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He's a manwhore!!!
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Ok MK, seriously. Why are you wasting our time and yours on this joke of a woman?? Is she a tranny? What is wrong with her face? Her cheeks look like you could bounce a quarter off them. She is starting to scare me. And that guy. Ewww. Who is he? Gross.
Oddly, the eye colors are almost matching.
32, my ass. Both of them are, like, 50 years old...
If they're 32, then that makes me a zygote.
Good Lord them cutlets is skeery! She's a cross between Ronald McDonald and Morticia Adams.
I wonder if he'll get her something from Chanel on her birthday . . .
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MK, it would explain why Phoebe was a bit wobbly on her feet at the legal press conference. "Knocking the cobwebs from that catbox" as Eddy said to daughter Saffy in AbFab, pointing at her anterior no-no hole.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 9, 2008 - 8:09pm.
32 is her IQ.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
32 is her IQ.
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Waitaminute! Hold the fucking phone? Didn't this scary thing say she was 29 like yesterday? She's changing her story?
32... well that is probably a little bit closer to the real number. Keep going PP! We know you'll be able to count to 50 some day!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Some nobody "arrives in LA" and tries to hitch his wagon to our greatest star.
And on the brink of her collecting all the Chanel money!
all this CHANEL hoopla has wannabe wannabes chasing PP! Russell Brand is trying to cut in on PPs action! He'll be standing right beside her at the local AMOCO talking to paps.. beware peepster.:> *coughLOL*
..btw that chin could cut diamonds PP
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32?! Hell no! Mama's in her 40s FO SHO.
If Chanel gets ahold of this it will be evidence in court that she's a big, saggy LIAR.
she looks so terrible,and I am just a bit curious..................the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the white and black persons site ++ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m++ last week and she was chatting and discuss with her fans and .....wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russell Brand, if this is true, has just proven that he'll fuck anything.
Although I am older than dirt (51) I consider myself pretty well versed as far as who people are and why they are on a blog. I had to look him up on Wikipedia, never heard of him before. He was a self mutilator and bulimic. Phoebe really got herself a live one.
They make a cute couple chicken and ham have always been my favorite.
I wish them the best entre every.
Bon appetite
I've no clue who he is or why he's news worthy
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Russell Brand makes me nauseated.
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Submitted by Little miss on June 9, 2008 - 6:12pm.
You'll hear it in the news in a few days - Phoebe will have broken heart because Russell shagged her ancient mom.
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No! Not Flora!! Who'll do Phoebe's PR? Who'll sew up those gorgeous costumes?? Russell unhand that woman. She has important work to do.
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Didn't he just have a pretty good movie role in forgetting Sarah Marshall. Wow, Phoebie landed herself an actor in an a-list movie, haha!
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Submitted by jussayin on June 9, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Perhaps you meant to say, "she looks rather TRANNY in that pic..."
Definitely not a good pic of her. Those chix cutlets are standing tall and standing proud!
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Wow. That's so hot!!!
I sure hope that there will be a sex tape.
Can't you imagine the handsome couple going at it like fevered weasels?
GAWD. I hope they don't breed.
she looks rather manly in that pic...
I would have called this:
Hollywood's Newest SHIt Couple
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yeah, I said it! what?
I love Russell Brand. He's so charming and intelligent during interviews, so I'll forgive his man-whoring ways.
Re: PP. Meh, she needs to take out those golf balls. Plus, she needs to get back to the Chanel store to strut the sidewalk.
I think I've actually vomited these two some while ago. Sorry guys.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
32? You're kidding right? Holly Hot Tanner she's 47 on a good day!
Russell Brand shags everything that moves or not fast enough to climb the tree.
You'll hear it in the news in a few days - Phoebe will have broken heart because Russell shagged her ancient mom.
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Rus may be a whore but he is a hot, sexy whore! I'm not too fond of the hair though...What's up with some English people and their hair, i.e. Wino and Rus?
No offense against the rest of sexy London, I love me some English salchicha!
Russel Brand??? Bullocks! He is so much more effed up in the head than Phoebe. These 2 most delusional people on the planet just found each other though.
She's 32?? Last week she was 27!
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Submitted by Hat Trick on June 9, 2008 - 3:56pm
i just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Can you imagine looking down at that face in bed, or bumping to PP in the middle of the night in the kitchen or bathroom. Shit, I bet her cutlets cast shadows at night on the walls.
Holy crow, those implants look like they're screaming "let me out of this woman's cheeks!" Has she gotten them plumped up? It's looking worse by the day.
And 32 my ass. Her face looks like a skeletal 90 year old's.