Monday, June 9th 2008

From Witchblade To......

For a quick minute I thought this was Angelina Jolie. It's actually Yancy Butler from Witchblade. Seriously, what crack den has she been hiding in? I just want to hug her and tell her, "You gave me an amazing show called 'South Beach,' so let me give you this triple fudge brownie."

Here's Yancy at the NY Comic Fair this past weekend.

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Posted by: Michael K


Lor's picture

SCARY. To bad for her she doesn't see how horrible and emaciated she looks. It's sad cause she can die. It's no joke.

yepyepyep's picture

I though she was in a vampire movie or something, every time I see that face I see a hungry blood thirsty vampire. does anyone else?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

AJ + Maria Shriver. Some people, their body fat is disportionate when they age ( & secretly do drugs, drink & smoke).

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

it's for a role, people!... she's playing Angelina Jolie in "Bitch, I'll Eat When I Want To!"... on Broadway

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kdracofan's picture

Karen Flatts: that's explains a lot...so sad
(thanks for the info)

Skeptic's picture

From Witchblade to Shoulderblade.

Get that skinny bitch a sandwich, STAT!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 9, 2008 - 3:43pm.

Really??? Because Nicole Ritchie nor Kate Bosworth have veins like that.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

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Sensimina

Angie's arms look like chicken wing bones. Not hot.
Yeah. Angie's going to look like this if she doesn't eat a burger like soon

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DWF's picture

This is kind of sad. She looks like someone who is starving herself, or is ill. I think this is someone who is sick regardless.

rotten_egg's picture

Crap! I'm going to get nightmares with her. Even her face looks leathery, man!.

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Submitted by Leatherette on June 9, 2008 - 3:35pm.

Gee...that was rather pointless don't ya think???

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

day shift stripper's picture

If Angelina Jolie and Rachel Zoe had a child...

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Submitted by sexymixer81 on June 9, 2008 - 12:40pm.
What makes your veins bulge out like that?! Ugh!

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Cara's picture

I don't know what the hell that is, but it's trying to steal my soul. Quick, somebody grab a stake and some holy water.

christine the hoff's picture

personally, I'm pretty sure her muscles are what are forcing her veins close to the skin surface.

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Clarisse's picture

Sensimina!
Crap! That JustJolie pic you linked is worse than this one!?!?!?! What a world!!

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Karen Flatts's picture

She is actually a raging alcoholic who binged on straight vodka, in amounts that would kill almost any other human being. She wrote several articles about it, but has also relapsed several times. I don't think her arms are actually muscular, but the bulging veins on too thin arms make them look that way. Many alcoholics who favor hard liquor actually don't eat much when they are bingeing, so she is probably just "skinny" from the alcohol.

Which explains the "just rolled in pigshit" look she has about her.

D.R.'s picture

Holy shit. Is she dead?

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Amanda's picture

nasty.

sexymixer81's picture

What makes your veins bulge out like that?! Ugh!

"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

Sensimina's picture

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/06/03/angelina-jolie-toil-tears/

That chick's arms are actually thicker than Jolie's.

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Amanda's picture

That's Anorexia Nervosa staring you right in the eyes, people.

Clarisse's picture

Mish,
"I keel you"
Did you mean to type that using the Achmed the dead terrorist accent???

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madam s.'s picture

Someone should have told her that you're not supposed to donate ALL of your blood.

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When I hit 35, I started realizing that it is more important to have some meat on your body and look younger, than have a rail thin body and look like an old hag....

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Oh, that is disgusting!

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Holy Fuck, that's scary.

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Mish's picture

Don't look into her eyes!!!
"I keel you"

christine the hoff's picture

I THOUGHT THAT WAS CARROTTOP!

"My eyes are not speaking to me anymore.

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mike's picture

"For just pennies a day, you too can sponsor..."

rotten_egg's picture

This is Angelina Jolie in a few months, word. Shit! she might even give her her an idea with her razor blade-sharp jaw line. Anyway, this chick looks pathetically busted.

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NitWitty's picture

Holy Shit! Someone throw Skeleton Mcskelly here a damn Big Mac, STAT! My dogs birthed puppies bigger than that!
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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Clearly anorexic with an addiction to exercise. SHE. LOOKS. LIKE. SHIT. I'm surprised her manager or agent or whoever let her attend anything. She's like 5 seconds away from needing an IV.

mike's picture

Ladies, see what happens when you take on Rachel Zoe as your stylist?

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 9, 2008 - 3:32pm.

Angie has a some cryptkeeper veins in arm, however a fuckload worse than this. She also looks like she just came off a double penetration video, and spit out like old sqid. Poor lady, she has a lot of abuse ahead of her to get there.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Shit I thought it was the chick from the old Terminator flicks.
Nice man hands!

Tragic.

JeffreyDahmer's picture

I screamed at the sight of that picture.

madam s.'s picture

Hahahha! She is SO channeling Angelina! Right down to the veiny arms.

dustbunny's picture

Holy Shit!!! what happened?
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Angie has a some visible veins in arm, however nothing like this. She also doesn't look chewed up and spit out like this woman. Poor lady, who ever she is.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

xultar's picture

HOLEE FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKITY FUCK FUCK...

What the HAYLE happened to her ass.

OMFG She's one OOGLY Sawmbeeyitch!

I am looking for the 'terminator' i thought it was sarah connor!!! Tell this bitch to come over to my house tonight so i can make her some burgers and fries and she can split my 24-pack on heineken....bitch needs to eat!!

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WOW, I love her Lifetime movies lol...awesomest voice ever!

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parissucksliterally's picture

ACK!

She is frightening!

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Sensimina's picture

Wow! This must be the second most beautiful woman in the world! She's a couple lip injections and fug tats away from being a Jolie clone.
Yep, Brangeloonies - this is the body your idol loves having. Sexay.

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DeeDee's picture

Isn't she an alcoholic? She was in rehab or busted for DUI a while back.

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day shift stripper's picture

HA! I also thought that was Angelina at first, but she's missing the big greasy lips.

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cocoebert's picture

Her body looks like Madonna's. Maybe they have the same addiction to exercise.