Monday, June 9th 2008
From Witchblade To......
For a quick minute I thought this was Angelina Jolie. It's actually Yancy Butler from Witchblade. Seriously, what crack den has she been hiding in? I just want to hug her and tell her, "You gave me an amazing show called 'South Beach,' so let me give you this triple fudge brownie."
Here's Yancy at the NY Comic Fair this past weekend.
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and it's staring right at you!
oh, i'm going to have an awful nightmare tonight about it coming to eat my liver, i just know it... :(
Iggy Pop?
I had to look up images to see how much she'd messed herself up, and it's pretty sad. Yancy, I'm sure you think Ensure is the devil, but you fucked up your face and you need entire cases of the shit from Costco to fix it.
aaaaaa! bloody fuck! it's "the thing that should not be!"
looks a little like angelina's ex billy bob though...
EW. ICK! *orders large pizza*
These pictures are scaring me. This is one of the most frightening celebrities I've seen in a long time. Those veins! My eyes!
On top of being an alcoholic and apparently a user of illegal substances, Yancy also seems to be a workout addict.
Submitted by kiwikim on June 9, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Look at how toned her chest is.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Yesterday I was watching the movie she did with Jean-Claude Van Damme, and she looked like a totally different person.
Summer Summer Summertime
She looks like a lot of the ex-olympic athletes gone too far that live in my town. A bit orthorexic, almost no body fat. Also trying to be a vegetarian, so very iron deprived. Still, as misguided as she is, at least she's trying to take care of herself. Better than fat ass cheto eating Britshit.
I don't think she is a user. Look at how toned her chest is. I think she's just got her body fat down way low and is lifting a lot of weights. She's just gone too far.
Not every bitch with a shitload of unnecessary kids has veins. Look at Michelle Duggar! How does having kids make you veiny?!? *rolls eyes*
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Holy IV drug user Batman, she looks ghastly. Amy Winehouse looks healthy by comparison. Jesus, she needs several pints of blood-STAT!
yeah...looks like she needs an intervention of somefucking kind. Drugs, boozing, mental crap- whatever.... somebody help her. She was so pretty in Hard Target.
Wow...what in holy hell happened to her??
Between the Shauna 'Frankennip,' Tori 'The Hutt' and this chick we are knee deep in the fug today.
Thanks MK.
She's had alcohol and drug issues in the past. Poor girl. She needs help, STAT!
Holy Hell!!
Blimey! I seriously did think that was Angie in either some photoshopped pic or some old unseen pic...no idea who this woman actually is or what that Witchblade show was but woah! She looks rough.
It doesn't explain the veins. But whatever.
Not an AJ thread.
And to whoever mentioned it, at first I too thought this was Fiona Apple.
Submitted by M.E. on June 9, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Well Angie is skinny... she used to work out alot or at least for film roles, and now with kids, that explains the veins.
I am not explaining this right but you catch my drift.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
LA - chasing after kids and being able to workout with equipment/trainer/etc is very, very different.
Yes, kids are a work out, the run you all day long.
But without weight training or eating you won't be muscular and toned. Just skinny.
Skinny bitch is on steroids... and crack...
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Submitted by M.E. on June 9, 2008 - 4:23pm.
I didn't say any of that. You have sons don't you??? They have to be a bit of a workout. Every woman with kids tells me how much work kids can be.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 9, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Karen Flatts: *shhhh* I am giggling over here...AT YOUR LAST COMMENT
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I know...I'm a little spacey though. I haven't been googled myself in awhile, so my mind is elsewhere.....:-)When the husbank (yes, I call him my hus-bank) gets home he's in for a big surprise.
these are the faces of meth .....
She looks like crap.
Nevermind
Robert Downey needs to take her to Burger King for an intervention.
Or a Whopper, Large Fries and Chocolate Shake.
Take your pick.
Looks like she hopped off the booze wagon, right onto the meth bus.
Still, anyone who's been arrested for punching their own father can't be all bad...
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Karen Flatts on June 9, 2008 - 4:09pm.
kdracofan-- I hope the giggling's not vodka-related. If we learning nothing else from this chick it's to lay off the hard stuff! Well, not ALL of the hard stuff....
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No hun, I am at work. No time for that. I was giggling at the comment you had shared then.
*jeez!* lol
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 9, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Her fingers look completely swollen and puffy. You'd think she'd have stick fingers.
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That is EXACTLY where I retain all my water weight. :)
Bitch needs a sammie.
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Sorry, but AJ didn't look like a strung out heroin addict with super veiny arms in Tomb Raider.
She was BUILT and in very, very good shape for those movies.
Her recent frame is one much skinnier, not muscular.
Please, with 439756923 kids, she doesn't have time to work out with a trainer.
OH MY GOD! She was once hot and now she looks worse than Amy Wino....
1. Anorexic
2. Drugs
3. Slimming down for a role gone too far
Me thinks 2...
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Someone needs to talk her into appearing in a "documentary about addiction" and put her on "Intervention!"
angel_i,
"least whiny and the most energized of the lot of us after a workout."
That's because the chuffy people eat, so they have energy to work out. *i got that little tidbit from hot trainer Bob*
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Ew she's looks like she's been following Madonna's exercise plan. She could be anorexic but my guess is she works out way to much.
I was just watching that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie parties all night and then goes to a photo shoot the next morning looking like crap and they print it. Yancy looks just like that.
What's with these old hags exercising until they get varicose veins? Wouldn't you rather be a size 8 than to have those things jutting out?
AngieJo had/has the same problem. Remember when she kicked it into high gear in order to get that baby weight off?
Once those things come popping out they don't go away (unless you have surgery).
Her fingers look completely swollen and puffy. You'd think she'd have stick fingers.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
After seeing this, I am totally going to eat a pint of Chunky Monkey. And a cake. And a slab of ribs.
Kiss my fat ass.
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WTF happened to her? It's great to be thin but she's taking it to a ridiculous level.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 9, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by M.E. on June 9, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 11:51am.
Such is the glamour of ultra-low carb diets.
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Not everyone who follow's a low carb diet looks anorexic.
This bitch just aint eating.
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The veins in her arms and the fact that, instead of chest bones, I see muscle, coupled with the venom (as opposed to defeat) in her eyes, suggests to me that she's either low-carb or vegan rather than anorexic.
Just sayin'
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I think what you're seeing in her eyes is "crazy", not "venom".
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I see your point. I'd likely go for "crazy venom" I see women at the gym like this all the time...It's like they are always conquering some mountain inside their bodies. They look like that when they eat too.
and day shift stripper - I know, right? I know lots of healthy chubby people too at the gym. They work hard but they like to eat. The cool thing I've noticed that they tend to be the least whiny and the most energized of the lot of us after a workout.
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It's Yancy Jolie.
yep. this hot mess lives up in Sharon, CT.
very pretty northwestern CT town, loootts of $$$ there, but really, the middle of noooowhere. There's a great drug rehab place there..sooo...
she's a far cry from Witchblade, poor thing.
drugs suck.
kdracofan-- I hope the giggling's not vodka-related. If we learning nothing else from this chick it's to lay off the hard stuff! Well, not ALL of the hard stuff....
I.V. milkshake stat!!!!
Angelina Jolie + exercise = Ahahahahahahaahah!! Fucking delusional.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 9, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Maybe she did some bicep curls right before this picture was taken...
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Sad....she looks lost.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 9, 2008 - 4:04pm.
hey, hey, hey!!... let's not poke fun of those preserved in vodka
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Submitted by Regina on June 9, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Woah. I thought Fiona Apple got fugly there for a minute.
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Fiona has not been super skinny in a few years....don't insult the Goddess!
yes, you can call me LOVE FIONA or HEART FIONA....I will defend her!
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Ok, Well Angelina has trained to play in both Tomb Raider movies. Where she was stacked for all those years to play that part. Angelina did her own stunts for that movie. Alot of her own stunts for MMS. For her new film Wanted as well. Not to mention she is a mother and carries her children around. Also yes, Angelina is very slender. There is no reason to pick her because of it.
Also this lady looks like she works out and doesn't have that much body fat.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 3:58pm.
I love when people that look like that tell chubby people like me that our diets are going to kill us. lol
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kdracofan-- Thank you! I knew having that godawful surgery would pay off somehow...And I'm really not looking to be the know-it-all here today, but somebody else mentioned bodybuilders. Low body fat is a big culprit, but they also get those from circuit training, which can increase the size of their veins, making them appear to pop out, and steroid use can also give the same effect.
HA telling ANYONE to "google" it is laughable. The last thing she "googled" was her life size Real Doll of Angie.