Here Comes Another One
MiserAlba won't be the only celebwhore with a new baby. Star Magazine reports that Tori the Hutt is about to pop hers out. Tori scheduled her C-section for 11am today at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. She needs to be out of there by 1pm because she has a 2pm lipo and tummy tuck scheduled.
A source said, "The doctors have told her to just relax in the hours leading up to her surgery, but she can't sit still. She is decorating her room with pink sheets and pink flowers to make sure she welcomes her daughter into a warm environment." Daughter?! Gulp. May the beauty Gods be with her.
The source went on to say that Tori's mother, Candy Spelling, is also at the hospital for support. Uh...huh...support. She's only there because when the baby is born, she's going to shout, "Congratulations bitch! Yet another baby that won't see a dime of my cash! Now I'm off to the casino to win more money that you'll never touch! Toodles!" The Candy Spelling of my imagination is so much hotter than the real thing.
Here's Tori, creepy husband their baby yesterday in Los Angeles.
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i hope they put sunblock on that boy.
She has the ugliest fake tits and pregnancy just makes them look even worse. Fright night!
Maybe her and her mom have a contract. For every child mutt-face has her mom will give her a couple thousand.
Whatever the case she needs to stop getting knocked up. She isn't the cutest prego woman in the world.
I don't understand it her husband is quite cute and the Spelling genes ruled the first time around. Hopefully the baby daddy genes will make an appearance this time around.
Her kids are going to have scoop-shovel chins just like their memaw and pepaw.
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It would be funny if her daughter grows up to be stunning.
Of course her C-section is scheduled. Can't have one's water breaking or suffer one contraction in the name of bringing forth new life.
Her hubby strikes me as punching the time clock on this marriage and kids deal, so when it's over he can get big bucks or a TV show out of it.
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Now Tori, you know that ain't right to spread your fug to a girl. Girls have a worse time with the fug than boys, and your fug daughter will NOT have Aaron Spelling trying to force us to accept a ButterFace as a SEXAY middle aged "Lolita" in crappy tv series and Lifetime movies from hell like you...('member when she played a high priced call girl? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Great casting! NOT. )
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Pregnancy does not agree with her. Those chichis are so not hot. I need to look at photos of Salma Hayek to make me feel better.
If only they had announced this--with, say, skywriting or something.
any word on the outcome yet?
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It' a wonder her guts don't fall out
wonder if all of that silicone has leaked into the baby's head. think of the children!
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Submitted by NYC_Lady on June 9, 2008 - 3:54pm.
...And please let that baby inherit some cute genes from a distant relative.
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Holy crap! Is she not wearing a bra? That has got to be very uncomfortable. Her breasts will be at her ankles by the time she gives birth.
Submitted by Newportjoey on June 9, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Candy is only going there to place the curse on the baby like "Sleeping Beauty". Bet Candy wishes she had re-thought the pregnacy termination issue with Tori. "BRING ME A KNITING NEEDLE" Patsy Stone
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OT-- she looks like a senile old lady in that top picture, wondering where she parked her Grand Marquis. I can just hear her saying "EHHHHH???????"
Hideous...
Pregnant or not she should really keep those sweater cows under wraps...they are not fit for man or beast.
God. She is a fucking beast.
I hope the baby looks like the dog, if she's going to have any future at all, like leaving the house.
bambam is solidly in the "those chi chis look fantastic!" corner whether they're real or not.
Then again, you ever see somebody who ain't very hot yet you'd do 'em on the low? Not saying Tori does that for bambam but she could affect somebody that way. bambam's just sayin.
She is ugly, inside and out.
*shudders*
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What is it with scheduling C-sections? Can't they let the baby be born when it's ready? I think it's just dumb and C-sections should be reserved for emergency situations where doctors have no other choice.
And please let that baby inherit some cute genes from a distant relative.
Douche McDermott looks like the creepy teacher no one wanted to go on a field trip with.
I'm sure the paps are sitting by the stirrups with cameras ready to go.
She should just give up and start walking backwards.
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Is it me or does their little boy look like Bobby from King of the Hill?
Submitted by chin chin on June 9, 2008 - 3:21pm.
why does her husband look like the creep that hangs out at the met museum stairs, trying to look up girls skirts
chin chin, you talking about Seymore Butts?
I'm with Stoney on this one. Wearing tight, form fitting clothing that shows EVERYTHING is NOT sexy (pregnant or not). The sand dollar nipples are clearly visible but at least they look better than Shauna's *shiver*.
After Whori pops this one out, we have to send another pony his way.
His track record says after two kids, he has to jump on the next gravy train.
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Tori is, singularly, one of the most unattractive people in Hollywood. She is always trying to look like someone she isn't and fails miserably.
Her boobs are so weird and fake that the kid will probably sense that they are a toxic waste site.
I'll say something nice.
That dent in her cleavage doesn't look as monstrous as usual due to her pregnancy.
Too bad she's popping the baby out today.
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GAHHHH! McDermslut forgot to take the wooden spoon out of her Rocky Mountain cleavage.
YUUUUUCK
Oh, and THAT is the Candy Spelling of my dreams, too, MK.. LMAO
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You know, at a certain point a woman just needs to COVER IT UP!!!! Stop letting it all hang out ladies, it AIN'T SEXY.
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If your first baby looks like that why do you combine your genes again for a second go? And doesn't he have like three other kids with someone else somewhere?
Tori's daugter is going to be FUG. Poor thing doesn't have a hope in hell.
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Submitted by chin chin on June 9, 2008 - 3:21pm.
why does her husband look like the creep that hangs out at the met museum stairs, trying to look up girls skirts?
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LOL!
somehow I know what you mean, he sure looks like one of them creeps!
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OK so it's wonky tits day here at D Listed..
I guess that's better than talking about a failed clothing line at Hot Topic.....
He really is creepy! Douche-creepy!
They should on the DL (down low, not dlist) slip birth control into Hollywoods water supply. Stop the madness!
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why does her husband look like the creep that hangs out at the met museum stairs, trying to look up girls skirts?
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I could care less
Looks like she's trying to crap out the fetus already -- can't wait for the child and spouse support trial when hubby's inevitable whore-pissing-beastialityscat/alloftheabove scandal(s) come out.
Candy is only going there to place the curse on the baby like "Sleeping Beauty". Bet Candy wishes she had re-thought the pregnacy termination issue with Tori. "BRING ME A KNITING NEEDLE" Patsy Stone
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May the beauty Gods keep the ugly sticks away from the little girl, for real, MK
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I'll bet the time, length and birth weight will be written in the sky here...i can hardly wait...
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she can only have her baby if she spent $140,000 from Petit Tresor ...
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