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Shauna! Don't advertise your wares on the damn street like some common hooker! Take out a Craigslist ad like every other respectable prosty. I'm joking! The sophisticated and classy beauty known as Shauna Sand is not for sale because most men cannot afford to park in her elegant box of lucite treasures. You know her shit is made of lucite, Valtrex bits and acrylic nails.
Speaking of her elegant treasures. Shauna slipped a nip! No, I think her nipple literally slipped from where its supposed to be. One look at these pictures and your own nipples will crawl up to your lips and give you a gentle kiss as a thank you for not hurting them the way Shauna has hurt hers.
That being said, Shauna can do no wrong in my eyes. You may see a frankennipple, but I see a beautiful spring daisy.
UPDATE: Click here (NSFW) to see Shauna's raw and "elegant lucite treasure box." Actually, don't click on it. I don't want to be responsible for what might happen to you.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 3:08pm.
sharlababe,
A hairlipple?
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OMFG!
That nip looks like you could just peel it off like a piece of Froot by the Foot!
good lord.
madam s.
"A hairlipple?"
LLLLLLLLLalalaalahahalalalahahahahaha!!!
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Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 1:08pm.
ROFLMAO
i actually snorted
Hairlipple! hahaha! yes. fuck that's disgusting.
NO
I'm older, have children, and there is nothing on my body thatlooks REMOTELY like that.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
sharlababe,
A hairlipple?
i swear to fucking god MK you should write a book of quotes your funny as fuck
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Oh, and those mutilated nips of hers look like a cookie created by some fucking Keebler Elves.
Hahahahhahah...I sent this pic to Sheeps this morning! I love the sign......so appropriate.
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I can't stop looking at it.
It's like her nipple has a hairlip.
Thank you for the info.
With that ankle tattoo those lucite heels, she looks like a low-rent titty dancer on probation/house arrest only allowed to leave for work, monitored with an ankle bracelet.
WWHHAAAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL??
I need a medical professional to weigh in on those nipples, because it defies anything I understand to be of the human condition.
On a secondary theme... someone help me out here: when she dresses like that is she being at least a WEE bit ironic? Surely she knows it's humorous to wear trampy 70's style shorts and tshirt with those giant hooker shoes, right? RIGHT?
OH MY GOD!!!!!
That's why I would never get fake tits. Your boobs became entities all their own. That nipple was trying to get away from the boob!!!! Maybe just Shauna.
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Submitted by LA on June 9, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Before I saw the shoes and the text, I thought it was Tara Reid for a quick minute.
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I just seen ALWAYS AVAILABLE and thought it was Blohan [before i scrolled down to the lower body/legs LOL]
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Classy. She puts Phoebe Price to shame.
Nectar: those are very OLD implants
I'm not a woman but can that really happen to nips when chicks have kids? Does that happen after breastfeeding. I've never been with a woman who had kids. Is this normal? Or is it old implants and they have become distorted?
My nipples definately crawled up to my lips and gave me a thank-you kiss.
I HATE FUCKED UP NIPPLES!
Before I saw the shoes and the text, I thought it was Tara Reid for a quick minute.
Ack! That makes my nipples hurt just looking at that picture. What the hell?
I don't even know what more can be said.
Is this the same Lamas ex-wife who claimed that Lorenzo "forced" her to be call girl in Vegas or some such thing? Was that her?
Aww Hell Naw MK! Those nips made my IE crash! True story.
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OMG
Ew ew
Eeeewww
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Excuse my manners
*gasps* No.....words......
*shudders violently*
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WTF?!?!
Pussy and nipple. She's on the fast track to a Reality show now!
DUDE. WTF.
That's worse than Pamela Anderson's AND Maxi Mounds'!
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WHERE MY DOO RAG AT
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Her nips look like pacifiers! Blech!
O and MK: LMAO @ "One look at these pictures and your own nipples will crawl up to your lips and give you a gentle kiss as a thank you for not hurting them the way Shauna has hurt hers"
Wow MK...that is there any more appropriate pic than her with that sign?! Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
Those are the ugliest nipples ever. So gross. She needs to do something about that mess.
wtf is THAT?
that is some nasty shit .... what a freaking whore.
how proud her children will be some day.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
OMG I'm going to hurl.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
In the name of all that's good and holy, what the fuck, fuckin, fuckidy fuck fuck is THAT?!?!?!?
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Run! It's the clergy!
Yuck! That's another reason not to get implants. Nasty scars!
wtf did she do to make her nipple look like that????????????????????????
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