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Shauna! Don't advertise your wares on the damn street like some common hooker! Take out a Craigslist ad like every other respectable prosty. I'm joking! The sophisticated and classy beauty known as Shauna Sand is not for sale because most men cannot afford to park in her elegant box of lucite treasures. You know her shit is made of lucite, Valtrex bits and acrylic nails.
Speaking of her elegant treasures. Shauna slipped a nip! No, I think her nipple literally slipped from where its supposed to be. One look at these pictures and your own nipples will crawl up to your lips and give you a gentle kiss as a thank you for not hurting them the way Shauna has hurt hers.
That being said, Shauna can do no wrong in my eyes. You may see a frankennipple, but I see a beautiful spring daisy.
UPDATE: Click here (NSFW) to see Shauna's raw and "elegant lucite treasure box." Actually, don't click on it. I don't want to be responsible for what might happen to you.
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WHAT IN THE GOD DAMNED HELL WAS THAT FUCKING THING????
Why did I look? Seriously.
She musta gotten her tits done at the chop shop around the corner.
GROSS!
Jesus Christ, that "nipple" looks like red cauliflower.
angel_i, I was thinking melted, abused Barbie my ownself! EEWWWWW!!!!!!
(and glad to see you're back BTW!)
*runs back to JD thread*
Well at least her nipple matches her vagine lips.
Okay, now that I'm over the initial shock, here is my take on it. Just last week, there was a pic of Shauna and I even commented on how saggy her tits were for implants. What I feel might have happened is that she has some kind of scar tissue under the nipple incision that has caused her nipple to attach to whatever is under her skin, either muscle if she had her implants done under the muscle, or to the implant itself if they are over the muscle. Now that she is sagging, her nipple incision is being tugged and causing her nipple to be deformed.
Now we know why she wears those friggin shoes all the time.....she wants attention drawn away from her chest. Of course, she probably got the implants to distract from her face, which was shot to hell a long, long time ago.
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Wow her clit did not resemble roast beef nearly as much as I thought it would.
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She looks like a barbie that got washed up on the shore after a playdate with somebody's big brother.
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WTF .. could she not get out of the car on the passenger side? she had to crawl across the guy on the phone .. who suspiciously had a few bucks in his hand ... think that was her fee for her "availability"?
**UPDATE** Well, I find it very interesting that her clitoris looks more like a nipple than her actual nipple.
She's all class........
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A hairlipple?
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ROFL.... I can't stop laughing
~Submitted by Stoney on June 9, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Stupid whore. I bet Hollywood doesn't even blink an eye when she flashes those cyclindricly-challenged job requirements
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lmao stoney!! you kill me...
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*don't click*
*don't click*
*doooon't*
Ah, dammit!
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Good Lord...that is some scary looking shit.
I'm assuming the other one is just as effed up.
Oh my sides are splitting from laughing so hard!
What did she think? No makeup and nobody would recognize her?
I bet at least 3 or 4 cars stopped and offered her money!
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HOLY FUCK!!!!! That nip defies the laws of nature!!!
islandgirl,
A raspberry nipple!!!!
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My brother would be the kind to drive up to her & ask how much. I'm not looking at her frankennip. I still get nightmares from ... must take deep breath ... Tara Reid's ...
Shit. How many boob surgeries has she had? Nipples were not mean to be cut open and sewn shut every six months. Damn. The scar tissue. This isn't from breastfeeding. This is scar tissue hardening under the nipples and the flesh on top sagging over it. Hence the really dark purple lines around her nipples. They open up her nipples to put in the implants.
That nip looks like it's sticking it's tongue out.
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hairlipple, frankenipple - LOL.
OMG, i always joking that i'm gonna get me tits cut back up to my chest and off my stomach for my 40th b-day.
maybe, i'll just start exercising my boobs (??) instead.
Ok, I really don't mind saggy tits, but a saggy nipple? It just looks wrong.
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If I saw her on the side of the road, I would throw my loose change at her.
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Submitted by pomegranate on June 9, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Natural, if she grew up in Chernobyl.
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She looks like the cover girl for "Lot Lizards Monthly".
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ALright, alright! On topic shall we?
Upon witnessing her wave-like nipple, she is now Shanuna. Kinda fits her, what with her last name being sand and all..
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yikes
Good GAWD almighty....I was not prepared for that nipple.
And those heels are just.....I don't even have words.
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OMG! I wish I hadn't clicked on the nip slip picture! My boobs hurt now. Sad chi-chis are no fun :(
Stupid whore. I bet Hollywood doesn't even blink an eye when she flashes those cyclindricly-challenged job requirements.
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Submitted by Raven on June 9, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 1:08pm.
ROFLMAO
i actually snorted
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snorted!! lol
First I thought it was HoHan till I saw the lucite heels.
Then despite myself I clicked on the nip pic. Sweet bleedin' Jeebus it looks like her nip has a nip or something.
Or like it's pouting in protest at being attached to her tit.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK: But damn it she was a lot better looking and so were her nips.
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oh.
my.
gawd.
I thought that was Lindsay LOohan, until I saw the heels.
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Lorenzo Lamas has excellent taste in hooch.
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER BOOBS???!!!???
Does anyone know, since her implants were done a long time ago, is there less scarring these days?
pomegranate,
"Natural, if she grew up in Chernobyl."
Brilliant!!!
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Submitted by pomegranate on June 9, 2008 - 12:17pm.
And to think, someone on this site just last week wrote that SS's t*ts were natural!
Natural, if she grew up in Chernobyl.
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frankennipple!
LMAO MK! I missed that the first time!
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Chernobyl. Now that's talent. Better than quoting Ron White (see Brang post) by Kizzy.
LOL! I wonder how many people stopped and offered her $2.00?
pomegranate on June 9, 2008 - 3:17pm.
"Natural, if she grew up in Chernobyl."
bawwahhhahaaahhhaaahhaaaa!
How OLD are those implants? Are we talking rocks, silly putty or play-doh old or JELL-O ® Brand Gelatin old? She definitely needs some retread. Poor thing must have zero self-esteem.
And to think, someone on this site just last week wrote that SS's t*ts were natural!
Natural, if she grew up in Chernobyl.
What is this whores problem, really-? Who wears lucite pole dancer shoes with shorts out in the day time? And why does this retard get any press, what the fuck has she done besides pose in Playboy a million years ago and marry/divorce Lorenzo Lamas? She is such a whorey douche, she probably needs one too!
I never thought I'd see worse nipples than Tara Reid or Heather Mills.....
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Submitted by sharlababe on June 9, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by madam s. on June 9, 2008 - 3:08pm.
A hairnip!
Seriously, why would you fuck with your tits so much you end up with a cleft nipple?
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