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Shauna! Don't advertise your wares on the damn street like some common hooker! Take out a Craigslist ad like every other respectable prosty. I'm joking! The sophisticated and classy beauty known as Shauna Sand is not for sale because most men cannot afford to park in her elegant box of lucite treasures. You know her shit is made of lucite, Valtrex bits and acrylic nails.
Speaking of her elegant treasures. Shauna slipped a nip! No, I think her nipple literally slipped from where its supposed to be. One look at these pictures and your own nipples will crawl up to your lips and give you a gentle kiss as a thank you for not hurting them the way Shauna has hurt hers.
That being said, Shauna can do no wrong in my eyes. You may see a frankennipple, but I see a beautiful spring daisy.
UPDATE: Click here (NSFW) to see Shauna's raw and "elegant lucite treasure box." Actually, don't click on it. I don't want to be responsible for what might happen to you.
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WTF? Did they use a cookie cutter on that thing???? That's just 10 kinds of wrong. As for the roast beef, well, not much more I can say about that.
Submitted by thepaganone on June 10, 2008 -
Little miss men are actually like a box of chocolates, if you wait too long the only ones left are the fruity ones or the nuts! Perfect with your avi!
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Ha!!!That one is even better! Thanks a lot!)))
I change my avi too often though, but you're right, this quote is perfect!
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Men are like a box of chocolates, if you wait too long the only ones left are the fruity ones or the nuts!
Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
Oh my GOD.
I don't have the most spectacular breasts in the world but after seeing this I love them, at least for today.
Sheeps, you don't send me golden showers anyyyyyyy more.
*kissing own boobies* "Hey, boobies, you be real! You might look a little sad now and again when the weather isn't perkin' ya up but otherwise, you be real!"
Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Angel_i: hahahaha. Twice as long, huh?
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I told you it was torture:) I have an OCD that demands such things!
I will listen to Weezer while I brush my teeth and then catch you on the upswing.
Nite!
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
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Angel_i: hahahaha. Twice as long, huh?
Not an intervention--for you? I think it's just a campy, silly goof.
Here's the new Weezer vid (no idea if you like Weezer but the video is good): http://youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 9, 2008 - 11:21pm.
I thought it was dead here tonight, and then you all pop up on the Lucite Queen's thread...I should have known to look here....
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Oy. Sorry hun, but the storm just came and broke the heat and almost instantly my body felt heavy. It's beddy-bye time for Mama Bear....
Nite, Sheeps, . , and anyone else who may be lurking about...
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Angel_i: A touch repetitive, no? Ever see Summer Heights High from AU? Here's a vid with a catchy pop tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_me4RCDP2o
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The mix I have is twice as long...
SO that link....was that an intervention?
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
I thought it was dead here tonight, and then you all pop up on the Lucite Queen's thread...I should have known to look here....
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"I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull."
- Stewie Griffin
Angel_i: A touch repetitive, no? Ever see Summer Heights High from AU? Here's a vid with a catchy pop tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_me4RCDP2o
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Having had junior bunnies (hamsters), I think I know how it must be.
Any cool new music recently? Odd Indian videos?
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Nope - I've been addicted to old Motown and I'm torturing my family with the Baltimore mix of Mr. Postman... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWKOaQ2XBBE
If you should care to torture yourself.
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Submitted by . on June 9, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Why the question practically answers itself, don't it? I am happy to chat anytime.
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Sheeps,
How come you don't let me skull fuck you anymore? Whaddup?
*wink*
Hooker shoes give me reason to visit my asshole back cracker.
not.
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Having had junior bunnies (hamsters), I think I know how it must be.
Any cool new music recently? Odd Indian videos?
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Is the aggressive one the one that's trying to bite the lens? Do they make millions of little bunnies?
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They're 2 of millions of little bunnies made by "Lucy" and Samantha. Who said same-sex couples couldn't have babies?!?!...anyhow it was ok, cuz we'd long since changed "Lucy's" name to Shadow.
The close one is Bilbo and the far one is Junior (she looks just like her Dad). There's another one but she doesn't like her sisters AT all! I can't tell who hates who, every day it's a new drama and now the other one hides all the time. Mom and Dad and many babies went to live on a farm. We only kept girls becuz birthing bunnies is MESSY business!
They're cool too, cuz they're almost smaller than rats:)
Don't get me started;p
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Is the aggressive one the one that's trying to bite the lens? Do they make millions of little bunnies?
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 8:39pm.
I can't tell exactly what's goin' on but I know it's the opposite of elegant. Is that a bunny in your avie, or another Shauna upskirt?
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Ugh! How could you compare my PERFECT real-life Disney bunnies to that mess???
Those are my 2 bunnies, one's more aggressive than the other
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Submitted by Chance on June 9, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Holy fuck. The for REAL ugly is coming out tonight. lmao
Submitted by angel_i on June 9, 2008 - 8:39pm.
I can't tell exactly what's goin' on but I know it's the opposite of elegant. Is that a bunny in your avie, or another Shauna upskirt?
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 10:37pm.
The guy in pic 2 is holding out the $15 he owes for the BJ.
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If you look at the pics in the link, there's one that looks like he's tryna push her off, even!
Her "dress" really looks like the scarf that it is in that one...
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
The guy in pic 2 is holding out the $15 he owes for the BJ.
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what the FUCK is wrong with her damn nipples.
Its just too much.
That woman has freaky genitalia. Whoa. She needs a pussy lift and a nipple tuck or something.
*-Jenny-*
Submitted by Little miss on June 9, 2008 - 6:40pm.
There are actually millions of men, who would like to park on Shauna Sand.
It reminds me on: "The men are like parking spaces - the best ones are taken, the rest in handycapped"... or another one: "The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better perfomance".
Little miss men are actually like a box of chocolates, if you wait too long the only ones left are the fruity ones or the nuts! Perfect with your avi!
That's why I live in a teepee!
There she is, the epitome of all things elegant and classy. How I envy her.
Submitted by Lindalou on June 9, 2008 - 4:33pm.
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Best. Avvie. Ever.
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Don't mess with my bitchy bunnies! They'll bite you!
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
I can't read all 110 comments.
All I want to know is if those lucite heels come in Size 13 Wide.
Dlisted you guys are hilirious!!!
I just wish you guys could get her by a PARK AND Ride Sign.
Pure Genius.
I don't need to see her pit of despair, thanks.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
looks like she tried getting her nipples lifted or something done to fix her boobs from having babies, because she always had large natural breasts, but having children mess them up sometimes, and obviously she got some crappy suergeon to try and fix them, but made them worse! nasty beef curtains!
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So it would appear that plastic surgery is sometimes NOT a good thing. Was her plastic surgeon a novice that she got for half-price?!
"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."
Thanks a lot MK. Thanks a lot for helping me to lose weight. If your diet fails you, one look at all these pics of mutilated and maimed tatas and wide open tuna cans and your appetite will vaporize. Just like mine. And I was enjoying that taco salad too!!
Submitted by . on June 9, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 7:30pm.
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Upon closer examination, bitch probably has Rotweiller peen nips. I only clicked on the fist link. I didn't quite get the proportions...big slice of aged salami with half a misshapen, rancid hot dog on top, gracing a basket ball sized mound of silicone filled dough...Manga!....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by doodlewhore on June 9, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Her beef curtains match her pepperoni nips. I'm hungry.
If by "pepperoni nips" you mean the pepperoni you nuked too long in the microwave and it puckered and shriveled up, well, then I agree.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 9, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Holy shit! MK, bitch has poodle peen nips! I'm not kidding, folks, my great aunt has those tiny little white furry rats, and when they get a woody...I should get a picture...It's a perfect match, I kid you not...
Well, bring it on, Tigerrrrrr. You know us dlisted hobags are curious catz. ;)
Holy shit! MK, bitch has poodle peen nips! I'm not kidding, folks, my great aunt has those tiny little white furry rats, and when they get a woody...I should get a picture...It's a perfect match, I kid you not...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Uhm, looks like Shauna has been breast feeding baby gorillas. I bet she did it for PETA. As for her poon-tang fringe, it looks like she just pulled a train at some USC frathouse.
That's it. D-Listed is officially my favorite place to go when I'm in a bad mood. You make me laugh when I'm sad and make me feel so much better about my body by showing me pictures like this. It's like free therapy.
#She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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I hope she got cited and towed because for sure she was violating the law of decency!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Her beef curtains match her pepperoni nips. I'm hungry.
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There are actually millions of men, who would like to park on Shauna Sand.
It reminds me on: "The men are like parking spaces - the best ones are taken, the rest in handycapped"... or another one: "The men are like cars - we all want a bigger one, with better perfomance".
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Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
I dig Shauna, in a vapid-alien Hollywood-fringe way.
looks like a loose meat sandwich(mayo on the side).
What a mess. That's about all I can say.
"elegant lucite treasure box" buhahahaha!!!!!
looks like she gave birth to something nasty (like a rabid tasmanian devil) and then breastfed it too...
bleeeeeeeeh!
ohmygod! I thought it'd be your typical nip slip, but "frankennip" is right, that really needs to be her new name!
As far as the other slip, I HAVE a box myself, and I can't tell what that exactly is. I don't think I have...that..thing...sticking out. Is that a giant herp or something?
is that really her? how come she's wearing gladiator shoes?
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If your junk looks like that you NEVER, NEVER let anyone see it, EVER.
whoa...i hate to think there are more tara reid caliber bodies out there....