Monday, June 9th 2008

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Victoria Silvstedt shouldn't even bother wearing panties - Egotastic!

Separated at Fake Tits: Amanda Lepore and Pammy Anderson - Cityrag

David Beckham's crazy fan really wants a hug. And no it wasn't me! - Towleroad

Charlize Theron thinks attention whores are ugly - Hollywood Rag

Marisa Miller needs to lay off the make-up - Hollywood Tuna

New couple alert! Aniston and Diane Keaton go to dinner together - Popsugar

Gina Gershon still denies fucking with Bill Clinton - IDLYITW

Abigail Clancy is topless (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Jizz 4 Brains: Heidi Montag plans to win an Oscar..... - Just Jared

Kevin Spacey is a diva - A Socialite's Life

Posted by: Michael K


peaches's picture

Charlize Happens to be right! and at least she is holding the celebrities responsible for it, because it is a two way street! You can't avoid the paparazzi 100 % but you cetainly can do things to lessen the exposure! There's a difference between getting photographed at a public park, and Paps photographing you every single time you are going out to dinner, or on vacation in france or something (ahem!) You have to wonder, how did they know they'd be at such a specific location? obviously, Charlize belives what the rest believe, certain celebriiies tip the Paparazzi off!!! She's always been a class act! And this is why I take her seriously as a great film actress, as opposed to a Movie Star!

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love baby's picture

##OMG, ♥@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.#####################################

jussayin's picture

how hard is it not to shove a camera all up in someone's crotch? seriously, as a female I feel violated that anyone thinks this shit is cute or funny...since when did upskirt pics become the hot shit. this is not Japan, folks!

I am so glad I am not famous because right after someone took a picture of my crotch, you could basically guarantee the next pic would be the one of his colon!

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yeah, I said it! what?

Stock Broker's picture

Charlize Theron...elegant, classy. Yea, she's smokin' hot.

I need her and Kate Beckisale in a hot tub. With a can of whip cream.

Mel-Tang's picture

Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO Charlize Theron.
Your acting sucks, and you're ugly.
That's why no one wants to take your picture.
The only pic anyone has of you is your retarded ass smoking shit out of an apple.
If that's not an attention whore, I don't know what is.

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JeffreyDahmer's picture

Johnny Deep has never even won an Oscar, how does this untalented bitch expect to get one?

DiamondDawg's picture

"Kevin Spacey is a Diva" -- that's news?? he's a great great actor. Especially in American Beauty.

christine the hoff's picture

kevin spacey, guy pierce, russell crowe in L.A. Confidential...
okay, everyone look away, Hoff's about to rub on off...

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Madam Pince's picture

I'll give Kevin a break on the diva stuff; he's Keyser Sose!

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Regina's picture

Are they the same pictures as the ones from Egotastic? If so then, HAIRRISE.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Regina on June 9, 2008 - 1:37pm.

MK, why haven't you posted about Shauna Sand's hideous nipples?
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AYIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

I googled it. You made me do it.

If you google "Shauna Sand's hideous nipples" you get to see Pammy's hideous nipples first! But Shauna's are worse, IMO.

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Regina's picture

MK, why haven't you posted about Shauna Sand's hideous nipples?

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Why hasn't Kevin Spacey come out, yet?

parissucksliterally's picture

Manimal, we ALL saw her "man on a boat"!

so naaaaaasty....

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parissucksliterally's picture

M.E.:

I may have to use that as a siggie!

I am still in shock that that teeny tiny bag of pot cost $2000......lol

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Manimal5's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 9, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Victoria is the epitome of gross.
I just think of her getting eaten out by that icky man on the boat.....*shudder*

You mean she showed her "man in the boat" to a man on a boat?
Yeah she is pretty gross.

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M.E.'s picture

"You don't get to tell me what to do ever again"

Miss Priss's picture

I'm with all of you sluts that say American Beauty is fucking great. It is!! Loves it

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Excuse my manners

M.E.'s picture

PSL - yes, man great quotes in that movie!

parissucksliterally's picture

CTH:

yes, when he says that she girl is in charge of the customer service window, so it IS her business......GREAT fucking movie.

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M.E.'s picture

Fucking Hollywood Tuna and those GD ads that take over the entire fucking page.

I hate that shit.

christine the hoff's picture

hahh paris sucks!
I love that movie.
the best part is when he busts carol and the real estate king at his drive thru window!

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Miss Priss's picture

I love Charlize. Imaine a Charlize/Depp threesome? I'd be so happy...

Someone needs to take out Heidi and Spencer. Seriously.

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Excuse my manners

joanne's picture

Kevin Spacey is talented, keeps his mouth shut and hot..he can do what he wants.
Lepore looks better than Anderson.
I love Becks and Charlize Theron.

parissucksliterally's picture

M.E.: there are SO many great quotes in "American Beauty".....

I like, "Yes! Fuck me, Your Majesty!!!"

I had to save that pic of Pam and Lepore......too fucking gross!

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M.E.'s picture

Kevin Spacey is an excellent actor. Loved him as the gimp in "Usual Suspects".

Love it in "American Beauty" after he buys the car, sitting in his chair, raised his fist and says "I rule".

Awsome.

M.E.'s picture

And thank you. I have lost my appetite.

Migraineuse's picture

Charlize:

"...argued against the idea that celebrities should give up their
right to privacy in exchange for money and fame.

She added to GQ magazine: "Like, your life belongs to us now? That's the
deal? I didn't get that memo. It wasn't sent to me and I didn't sign it. So,
f**k you."

I think I love her.

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The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08

parissucksliterally's picture

Victoria is the epitome of gross.
I just think of her getting eaten out by that icky man on the boat.....*shudder*

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"I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull."
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reinvention's picture

oh hell no! crunk & disorderly's been suspended. how will i survive???

yippee!☺

No Words's picture

Charlize Theron is my girl crush...she can do no wrong in my book. Totally hot...J'adore commercial is Exhibit A.

Kizzy's picture

How hard is it to swing BOTH legs at the same time to get out of a car? Did their mothers teach them NOTHING?

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angel_i's picture

Well, Heidi sets her sights VERY high! Maybe she should, at least, START a little lower: let's say: I plan on learning how to act! or I plan on developing a personality! or I plan on dyeing my hair brown so people will take me more seriously...

Really, just to stay more within the scope of probability...

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Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!

Clarisse's picture

RE: Beckham...I'd absolutely rush the field! I'd just tell him to keep his trap shut.

RE: Charlize..."It comes across as this really sad need for approval." And HOW!!! Preach on Charlize, preach on!

RE: Spacey...Kevin ain't being a diva, he's being a filty rich 'mo. That's alright.

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christine the hoff's picture

well, once you've model panties, seeing your pussy is somehow not that big a deal?

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Mish's picture

Charlize Theron thinks attention whores are ugly

-WORD. I fucking hate attention whores. And it definately makes them ugly. Like the nasty old manager in here showing her fake tits to everyone every 2 seconds.

kdracofan's picture

If Kevin wants to be a diva...he is allowed to,

I wouldn't be surprised if the Heidi trannie chick gets an Oscar...shit her and her fugly 'bf' made $3 mill for doing NOTHING!

I'd jump the fence for David. Ok No I wouldn't.

Charlize is a hot slut!

& LOL @ this header "New couple alert! Aniston and Diane Keaton go to dinner together"

LOL, I can't believe I used to think that Kevin Spacey wasn't gay! (had a huge crush on him back during the Wiseguy days!). I still love him, even if he is a high-maintanence bitch!

christine the hoff's picture

don't talk shit about my kevin spacey, that man is the talented bomb de bomb bomb.

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