A Crack Baby Will Solve Everything

This fat old fart must have dipped into Wino's stash.

Dude, look at her. If you are too starved for a period you are too starved to make a baby. Eat Wino eat!!!

What planet is this old fool from again?

Daddy is in denial.

This bitch is coo coo for coke! She's a great singer but really her label should not let her record until she gets help. The music biz keeps giving her acalades and awards so why would stop smoking her crack?..Now after seeing this video I dont have any love for her. Blake acts like he drugs her up on purpose so that he has total control of her life.LIke he said "drug abuse is clever" and then swearing on HER life that he wasnt recording ....You think will dickhead is in jail she would get help but she's too far gone.

Submitted by HollyMadison on June 9, 2008 - 6:13pm.

Try working at a mental health facility for children; holding down a kid, screaming, yelling from his hallucinations, while taking him from one classroom to another. Oh yeah, his mom drank and smoke meth whilst carrying him.

Mitch needs a karate chop to the head.

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Have you ever been to a welfare office, Mitch? Kids don't stop people from doing drugs, it just gives them a diaper bag to hide their stash in. Be prepared to be a Pepaw-Daddy, cause the grandparents always end up raising their 5 grandkids for their junkie daughters.

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And to think, I used to be one of Pop Winehouse's staunchest supporters. I feel like a President Shrub voter...........

This just in: Blake pleaded guilty!!!!

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But the question is, who will she have kids with? Maybe silver bear plans on being the dad/grandpa. Seriously, does anyone else think it's just plain creepy the way she looks at him? It's papa joe and jessica simpson redeux, crackie style.

OMG peepaw, that is the worst thing to be saying around this racist, disgusting druggie right now.
She needs to get herself cleaned up before she even starts to think about kids.
Don't bring anyone into this mess.

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Submitted by Sexecution on June 9, 2008 - 4:30pm.
I hope her dad is hit by a bus, going very fast.

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Well that's just not good enough. We're haters here. It's gotta be more like....

After being shot by her dealer who will no longer front her crack after her record company drops her, Amy wonders out into the street in her crack daze clutching her bleeding stomach and collapses. Her Dad runs out after her and kneels next to her body and then gets hit by bus. The bus driver doesn't stop because he thinks he's hit a speed bump and doesn't realize what he's hit isn't a speed bump but someone on speed. Amy and her Dad don't get help for days because everyone who passes by just thinks its a crackie whore and her john who have had a fight and are sleeping it off in the street. Finally the street sweeping machines come along and push them into the gutter.

No wonder she's so mentally ill, with an enabler like her father, there really is no hope for her. But by all means bring a child into the world who's born and addict and will be neglected by an addict, naturally you'd want to hurt an innocent child rather than deal with the underlying mental illness and addiction. I hope her dad is hit by a bus, going very fast.

That story reminds me of Shannon Hoon from Blind Melon who wrote songs and made a big deal about how he was gonna kick H and get clean when he found out his daughter was on the way. He died of an OD when she was months old.

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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"

That was what my fucked up pentecostal in laws said when my alcoholic drug addicted brother in law got pregnant the first time...a child is such a miracle. He gave them the spin that he'd get sober to be a good dad. A year later...mom left with the heroin dealer who was living in the back of their house and this year my brother in law got a 17 year old girl from the Phillipines here on a student visa that was about to expire pregnant. He still hasn't divorced the first wife and his girlfriend's baby was due a month ago. Of course , we all think she's lying about the date b/c my brother in law isn't the father. The fact that she's a month late sort of proves our suspicions. But don't worry. God will take care of all.
Welcome to the good times of cracker/crackie in-laws.

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Mrs. K.,

I'm going! I'll help you make tiramisu to bring.

NONE of you are invited to the baby shower!

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Well, for anyone who is wondering why Wino isn't getting thrown in the bin like BritBrit did, just read the above quote. Her dad is BATSHIT to even THINK that Amy will "just get bored of drugs". And that she and Blaaaake will have kids in the next two years. Hopefully Blaaake will still have another 8 years to go in the chokey by two years' time.

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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"

So this guy is totally loving the money his daughter is making for him. No wonder she is the way she is!

She won't give up the drugs because her parents don't care. $$$$$$$$$$

How the hell do they think she will even make it 2 more years?

Well, that is the best advice...EVER. Thanks, Dad!

A fetus would never survive in Wino's crack infested tubes anyway...I hope. Bitch needs to clean up before entertaining such idiotic ideas.

Oh my God.....

I reckon the tobacco could nix this hussy before anything else.

Her kisses must be ummmm. deeeeelicious!!!

I wouldn't trust a baby in that body in a million years let alone two. They were just talking about Amy at celebrityprayerlist.com

Is the crack gene dominant or recessive? Because she might give birth to Pete Doherty.

In all seriousness, though, that's awful advice. I worked at an OB/GYN and one of our patients miscarried because she ate so many pain pills. We also had a pregnant alcoholic who would come in drunk and start puking. Ugh. And that's just while the babies are IN the womb.

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Do not bring children into a fucked-up situation. Get out of the fucked-up situation, get yourself straightened out, then think about children.

Having children to solve some kind of problem is never the right answer.

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Submitted by KD on June 9, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Well, it worked for Stephanie Tanner!

She was off the meth a long time before she got pregnant.

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don't you all know crackheads stop using as soon as they find out their going to have a kid it's not like crack babies are ever born that right all she needs is to be bare foot and pregnant that will keep the little lady in line

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When is this no-talent, racist, nasty piece of shit going to get a bad batch of crack and just curl up and die somewhere...soon i hope!!

Well, it worked for Stephanie Tanner!

Yea, because there are no drug addicts with kids...tell that to the thousands of kids in foster care....

DEB!! I was just about to venture outside to try and sweat off some water weight. Barring that, I'll be in the cantina. :)

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OMG! He sounds like she justs smokes a little weed here and there. Get bored of drugs??? They should try that technique for the the junkies in Rehab LOL. This Asshole is beyond an enabler. Now I can see where the pain she is trying to numb comes from, good old dad. Always the parents, of course.

@IG, I was just wondering about you and your ventures into Margaritaville...the good news is that it will not reach 100 degrees in Houston today. We are having a cold front in Texas.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 9, 2008 - 10:17am.
As I type this I can't believe i am doing it.

I would rather see Paris Hilton in all of her STD Glory knocked up than Amy Crackhouse...
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Mmmm, I see.
*crossing DebFrmHell's name off of the baby shower guest list*

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Riiight. Because when crackhead bitches get knocked up, they immediately stop hitting the pipe and start taking vitamins.

Those aren't crackbabies, they're just colicky!

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 9, 2008 - 5:57pm.

You think they would grant these two Conjugal Visits are allowed???

I hope not.

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Of course. The British Justice System loves celeb crackheads, they'd bend over backwards to please them. Which is why so few get arrested & jailed.

Amy would have to say is "pretty please" & she'd be allowed too.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 9, 2008 - 1:08pm.
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I wonder how much of her money he's getting her hands on now that she's so cracked up? Because before he was pleading for her to get help and to divorce Blake through the media, now he's saying she'll grow out of it once she has a kid? Something ain't right.....daddy's got an insurance policy on her ass. He's waiting for her ass to kick the bucket.

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Kizzy, I know. I managed to gross myself out with that one. :P

And angel_i.... long time, no "see"!!!

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As I type this I can't believe i am doing it.

I would rather see Paris Hilton in all of her STD Glory knocked up than Amy Crackhouse...

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Submitted by islandgirl on June 9, 2008 - 12:09pm.
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EEEEEEWWW!(Like they're not hard enough to look at already, and then you guys always gotta add to it with your sick imaginations!)

But funny:)

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Whats so crap about this is all over the world, clean living couples cant have kids, but, if you're a cracked out, anorexic celeb slutmonkey, boom, preg straight away!
Trust me, crack is an afrodiz, affrodees, afred,....a very sexy drugtype thingy.
Amyl Wineguzzlers Womb of Hell, Ovaries of Satan, Beelzebubs Bun Oven, you know that kid will be a lizardtype squidcreature from a bygone era!

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Submitted by islandgirl on June 9, 2008 - 1:09pm.

ROFL Disgusting visual, but LMAO

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ok , MAYBE! he thinks he's being all smart and shit and using reverse-psychology...you know.. "Go ahead, Amy, smoke yer crack, everything be just FINE just as soon as ye grow up sum and make some little kiddies of yer own, lassie! I TRUST you!"

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Maybe he'll just fling his "demon seed" (shudder) at her through the bars of his cell a la "Silence Of The Lambs" and hope for the best.

OK, I'll shut up now.

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Q.C.,
You know, i get the hangers on enabling this, but a father??? Sick mutherfckr! Mitch, look at your daughters arms....

grrrrrrrrrrrr

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Oh yeah, that's genius! Encourage her to have a baby with that loser husband, so that it can not only have an uphill battle in life, being born a crack addict and all, but so it can be a orphaned when both parents die of heroin/cocaine overdoses. Sounds like a great plan. Stupid shits.

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Wino's peepaw needs to STFU.

Yeah, because Wino's drug infused blood and organs are just PERFECT for conceiving and nurturing a fetus right now.

SHe needs to get clean and stay clean for several YEARS before she even thinks about having a child.

Oh, and with Blaaaaaaaaake incarserated, how the hell is she gonna get knocked up?

Someone needs to slap this enabling asshole upside the head with a two by four already.
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