Morning Wood

DAMMIT! I loved Dirt!

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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"

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kate Moss needs a shit bag after all the rexia and drug abuse her asshole doesnt work anymore

xoxox

The war isn't working.

BARF to the Milo and his little Troll picture!

David Arquette is a cheeseball and courtney has no self-esteem to marry him because she is so beautiful. Too beautiful for him.

She says, “How could Eva and I be up for the same parts? She’s tiny and I’m fascinated by little people.”

That sounds so bitchy, but I hate Eva so it works for me.

I don't particularly like going to the bathroom by myself when I'm out with my friends, but I actually can manage. I certainly wouldn't leave. Hard to tell what her motive is here, if they were determined to do drugs, they could've just passed the purse and gone one at the time.

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I feel like Jennifer Love Hewitt has been 29 for like 5 years, and also engaged like 5 times. Bitch isn't 30, yet?

Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 9:57am.

"Friends" really was the ultimate one-trick pony. The actors were all great at their roles (relying on brilliant writing) and that's all.
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ummm that is usually the key to a long lasting show. That so-called "one trick poney" did pretty well.

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June 9
HAPPY 45TH BIRTHDAY TO THE HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET. "JOHNNY DEPP"

I would've only watched Dirt if Courtney had Lisa Kudrow starring in it.(I love that hot bitch) You don't put an actress with a personality of a log in your show if u want it to be successful Courtney, just saying.

"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"

Kate Beckinsale has no filter. She needs to keep weird things she says to herself.

Damn. I liked Dirt.

But it makes sense as to why Holts character has a recurring role on Criminal Minds.

Dirt wasnt very good at all. I thought it had already been cancelled.

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June 9
HAPPY 45TH BIRTHDAY TO THE HOTTEST MAN ON THE PLANET. "JOHNNY DEPP"

I think Romo starring in Jessica's new video is a good move. He knows that will be the kiss of death for their so called relationship. Smart.

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Run Romo run. Dirt, unlike the scandal rags, didn't use the triangle so the loonies weren't impressed. I enjoyed the first season of dirt.

I guess all those Jennifer Chinniston guest roles didn't make a diff, huh.

Kate Moss needs "help"? Yeah, huge surprise -- she probably needs help everywhere in the house.

Kate Beckinsale is massively weird.

god that awful show was promoted incessantly for like eight months before its premiere. i hated it before i ever sawit

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

Um, what the fuckity fuck, man?!?! Am I the only bitch in here who liked Dirt?! That shit was awesome!

*blows head off*

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

I'm sure Kate needs some "help" in the bathroom. I'm sure she needs "help" in the kitchen, the bedroom and the living room too.

I never watched Dirt (I guess no one else did either-lol), but I do like Courtney.

Papa Joe must have something on Tony. And it must be juicy.

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God be with you, dumbass.

Kate needs help in the bathroom chopping out lines.

Submitted by Clarisse on June 9, 2008 - 8:07am.

when I run stairs, there is a man who must take garlic pills or something...he smells FOUL. So I sing to myself, "Smelly man, smelly man- it's all your fault"....hehehehhe

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"I've got to fold - because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much to love"
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"

Sheeps,
Well said!

*i do have a soft spot for Lisa Kudrow*
*smelly cat, smelly cat*

*runs out of the room*

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Run! It's the clergy!

LMAO @ Kate re: Eva LongWhoria: She says, “How could Eva and I be up for the same parts? She’s tiny and I’m fascinated by little people.

i love kate .. and her husband is hot!

i never saw Dirt ....

romo needs to run far far away from papa joe .... GD freak that papa joe is ... i think papa joe wants romo for himself.

This show failed because David Arquette had a hand in it. Everything he touches turns to junk. It would have been a hit if there was some talent backing this show. Courtney could have driven this show to success. She was the only one worth watching.

"Friends" really was the ultimate one-trick pony. The actors were all great at their roles (relying on brilliant writing) and that's all.

It wasn't a good show. I do like Courtney Cox, however it just wasn't a good show. I am sorry that happened for her.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

Dirt was so awful..I was surpsrised when it was picked up for a second season in the first place.

I am pee shy...total stage fright....lol...you know Kate wanted to blow some rails....

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"I've got to fold - because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much too love"
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"