Monday, June 9th 2008
Her Name Is Honor
MiserAlba's whores have confirmed the news that she popped out a little bundle of joy last night. A bundle of joy coming out of MiserAlba? Imagine that! As rumored, she has named her daughter Honor Marie Warren. She reportedly told friends that it's an "honor having Cash Warren's baby," so that's how she came up with the name. Honor probably barfed when MiserAlba told her the meaning of her name. And you know Cash wanted to name her "Jackpot."
I can already hear the high school boy's saying, "I wanna get HONOR!" Good job, MiserAlba!
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MiserAlba looks so cute!I like her music.A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named---@@#### $$######$$$%%%"A f f l u e n tBachelors.com "--- where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for
romances. It seems she continues her journey to love
Jeez... I could've sworn that was Britney Murphy when I first saw the photo. What's the difference? They have the same taste in losers.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Bleh. That's it. Bleh.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
"It's an honor to have trapped this set assistant who cheats on me all the time and is a leech on my bank account with a baby. I've hit the jackpot, ladies! Eat your hearts out!"
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
I hope she enjoys paying out alimony to that turd in a few years.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.