Monday, June 9th 2008
Her Name Is Honor
MiserAlba's whores have confirmed the news that she popped out a little bundle of joy last night. A bundle of joy coming out of MiserAlba? Imagine that! As rumored, she has named her daughter Honor Marie Warren. She reportedly told friends that it's an "honor having Cash Warren's baby," so that's how she came up with the name. Honor probably barfed when MiserAlba told her the meaning of her name. And you know Cash wanted to name her "Jackpot."
I can already hear the high school boy's saying, "I wanna get HONOR!" Good job, MiserAlba!
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That is one of the stupidest f***ing names I've ever heard. This just proves what a douche bad Jessica Alba really is.
I'm not trying to jump the gun here, but if this one is an "honor", what are they going to name future kids?
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MK,
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the Rosemary's Baby photo shop. Now we can finally see what the child of Satan looks like after they publish the baby photos. :)
Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:27am.
Dumb. Honora, or Honoria would have been acceptable (to me), though.
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Honoria reminds me too much of gonorrhea. But I worked at an OB/GYN, so go figure. =p
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Honer Blackman is the chick from the original Avenger series, she was also in a James Bond movie.
This poor kid is gonna be teased cos noone wil be able to spell or pronounce it correctly.
Hoe-nor!!
Damn I'd like to be a kid in her class.
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Still better than Apple or any of the Willis/Moore girl's names.
Honor? Weird, she will probably be a cutie.
Honor...looks good on paper, but say it aloud.
Nope, not gonna work.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 9, 2008 - 10:20am.
Cash and Jessica do not have enough pull in Hollywood to keep Honor from getting her ass kicked on the playground....."celebs" need to remember this when they name their kids.
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Wow. Everytime I read something like this (almost every day) it makes me really scared of American playgrounds. It makes me wonder why y'all allow your children to play there ;p
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Honor is a hell of alot better name for a blob than Piloh Shitt !!
Submitted by mike on June 9, 2008 - 9:27am.
Dumb. Honora, or Honoria would have been acceptable (to me), though.
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I agree. And her reasoning for using Honor makes me want to throw up.
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Cash and Jessica do not have enough pull in Hollywood to keep Honor from getting her ass kicked on the playground....."celebs" need to remember this when they name their kids.
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Honor Blackman? You mean Panocha Galore?
It an honor to have his baby? Please! What did he ever do for you?
I just want to know if she's brown..
If she hadn't married Cash (ing in) Warren, the baby would be Honor Alba. Honorable?
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
That reminds me of my favorite drinking toast,
here's to honor,
getting honor,
keeping honor,
and if you can't come in her,
come on her.
She is going to be so popular!
Submitted by Parker on June 9, 2008 - 5:26am.
Cash has a baby named Honor. OK. What's their future grandkid going to be named, Certified Check?
HAHAHA, brilliant!!! :)
What a dumbass.
MK where do you get these photos? LOL
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alba may think it's an honor to have cash's baby, but bet cash doesn't feel honored that he's now he's married to a chick he'll be leaving in a year...
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sexy motherfucker...
another STUPID name...what a surprise....
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"She reportedly told friends that it's an "honor having Cash Warren's baby."
It is?
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her future porn name: Honor Roll
honor? honor? wtf!? poor child
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Well if the baby's name is Honor, I think its a good name and no other people have it.
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Please. As if Jessica Alba would be smart enough to come up with a name no one else has. Here is a short list of other actresses named Honor, per IMdb:
Honor Blackman (Actress, Goldfinger (1964))
Honor Arundel (Writer, "Jackanory: The Amazing Mr Prothero: Part 2 - Mr Prothero Fights a Battle (#7.67)" (1969))
Honor Fraser (Actress, The Cookie Thief (1999/I))
Honor Norwood (Actress, 7 to 10 Days (2004))
Honor Bliss (Actress, One Night It Happened (2002))
Honor Byrne (Miscellaneous Crew, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001))
Honor Fearson (Actress, It Happened Here (1965))
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God be with you, dumbass.
It's an honor? That's the kind of thing you say to your deadbeat BabyDaddy so he'll feel powerful and not steal your money and run off with the teenager next door.
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i think it's a pretty name, i grew up with a girl named Honor...
but yes, as you'd expect, we did call her On 'Er
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butchy posturing just bugs me... like, if i saw jodie foster kick a baby bird on the sidewalk, i'd give her a curb smiley then chop off her hands and sell them to rojo caliente
There was a girl I knew in school with the name Honor...why her parents named her this, I don't know since her last name was Marks....we would just refer to her as..."Get set....Go!!!"
I don't understand it, I didn't think Honor was a brown baby name.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA - Well if the baby's name is Honor, I think its a good name and no other people have it...
Yes,"other people have it". The first person who comes to mind, of course, is Honor Blackman - maybe best known for playing Bond girl Pussy Galore.
HAHA! God what a dummy!!!
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She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
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How about calling her:
Honor Class Warren
Honor List Warren
Honorable Mention Warren
Honorary Chair Warren
Honor Society Warren
Honor Guard Warren
If you're going to be ignorant about a name for a kid, just go all the way to the end of the stupidity scale.
As far as pretentious celebrity baby names go, it could be worse, I guess. She could have named the kid Kumquat or Nebuchanezzar or something. I'm just waiting for the day when one of these chucklefuckers names the kid Shithead. They'll pronounce it Shuh-TAYD, of course.
Oi! Honor Myparentsaredouchbags Warren.
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I would have preferred "Change."
I love the name, shame it wasted on Alba's kid.
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Well if the baby's name is Honor, I think its a good name and no other people have it. Congrats to Jessica and Cash.
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Poor kid.
Goofy name, and goofy parents.
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I hope she grows up to be a judge on night court:
"Your Honor, the defendent pleads guilty".
They should have named her "Honorable Mention Warren"
Poor child to have to be dishonored with a name like that. What's wrong with these people?
I was thinking she might name her spawn Cheater...because that's what daddy is...
or a spanish name, cuz, you, know, she has to compensate. Conchita or some shit
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LMAO MK! Perfect picture for this post.
Honor? *sigh* This poor kid is already at a disadvantage.
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Honor Alba...Honorable. I didn't think she'd actually go there. LMAO @ MK's Wet/Dry vac!
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Dumb. Honora, or Honoria would have been acceptable (to me), though.
"She offered me her honor,
and I honored her offer,
and all through the night,
it was honor and offer."
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Cash has a baby named Honor. OK. What's their future grandkid going to be named, Certified Check?
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
it's an honor to be married to someone who tried to get $34,000 worth of porn deducted.
she's such a dumb cunt.
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it's an "honor"
to suck your bank account dry, bitch.
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