Sunday, June 8th 2008
MiserAlba's Water Breaks, Levies Fail
According to US Magazine, MiserAlba has finally birthed her placenta laden infant. Previous rumors were that she named her Honor, but no name has been released and her rep whores have yet to comment.
She ought to be back to her pre-pregnancy size and weight by 9:00 a.m. tomorrow morning thanks to the magic wonders of Hollywood lipo, needles and wet/dry vacs. What ever stupid name she gives her little bundle of misery, her golden brown chichi's better despense low-fat chocolate milk to make up for it.
She squeezed her daughter out at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles this weekend. Her and Cash wed on May 19 and moved into a $4 million Beverly Hills home with their three dogs.
Congrats MiserAlba!
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Submitted by ESE on June 9, 2008 - 12:25am.
don't get me wrong(the "human" side of me).. i wish the best for baby and momma's delivery... just fuckin' despise her.... oh yeah, and i hate that blow up raft too!!
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I'm with you on the blow up raft part, but I'm still not convinced you're human.
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Ava Gardner......
don't get me wrong(the "human" side of me).. i wish the best for baby and momma's delivery... just fuckin' despise her.... oh yeah, and i hate that blow up raft too!!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
you're so graphic, MK. i love it.
Submitted by ESE on June 9, 2008 - 12:18am.
ooohhh, now you have something against wet nurses getting a tan?!LOL!
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Uh...you know what happens to milk if it's left out in the sun too long, don't you? You pay for the product, not the container. Of course, if Cash has anything to do with it - that container better be hot!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 9, 2008 - 12:16am.
I liked part of her in that part.
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 9, 2008 - 12:15am.
ooohhh, now you have something against wet nurses getting a tan?!LOL!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 9, 2008 - 12:15am.
see, that's the thing man, i didn't even like her in that part!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
If that kid comes out sporting the wrong shade in skin color, she'll have it basking in the sun while it's sucking on the wet nurse.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 9, 2008 - 12:10am.
Not me, she's awesome in that one role, "girl with nice ass".
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 9, 2008 - 12:08am.
eh, i guess i could wait for the baby to arrive before i hit her with a bat... this bitch annoys me by the way
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"Lord help my poor soul."
I hope she still loves her baby even if it's not "brown." like, the first thing she says is basically, "i want my baby to be this color, everything else doesn't matter."
poor kids going to have problems if its white
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 9, 2008 - 12:05am.
Or did someone mistake her for a pinata?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 9, 2008 - 12:02am.
It must suck to have that harpoon stuck in her leg like that.
"God forgive you, Captain Ahab."... LOL!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
It must suck to have that harpoon stuck in her leg like that.
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Was that quote from "Jaws"?
damn, that was a lotta water to break, and she still seems so relaxed
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Too bad her vagina is going to be so stretched out she'll be cheated on by Cash yet again!
Your face!
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Good now they can stop showing annoying pregnancy pictures of her snooty self. She seems like such a bitch.
She ought to be back to her pre-pregnancy size and weight by 9:00 a.m. tomorrow morning thanks to the magic wonders of Hollywood lipo, needles and wet/dry vacs. What ever stupid name she gives her little bundle of misery, her golden brown chichi's better despense low-fat chocolate milk to make up for it.
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MK,you are classic, I tell you, I always look up to you for words of wisdom!!!
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Submitted by maDalice on June 8, 2008 - 10:12pm.
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Ugh, the images....
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Hope she has a pre-nup. That douchebag Cash is going to own her now that they have a kid.
Congrats to her! I hope the baby is healthy. It sucks that she gave birth - she looked much better preggers. Bitch was looking like a bobblehead before getting knocked up.
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Who gives a fuck?
Hate this bitch.
congrats PUTA!
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"What do you think this is, grandma with a birthday present? Suck it you dumb B****!"
I like the name Honor...
well, it's not bad for a Hollyweird baby, at least. (I like Harlow, too - but not so much Apple, et al)
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I guess Cash must have a sense of humor because he doesn't have much else that is obvious going for him. Anyway good luck to the baby and fam.
I'm out. Goodnight all. Another day without an Aubrey O'Day post. Sad. Bye.
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Wish I could have seen her in labor. I am sure it was as perfect as she wanted it to be. *snort*
I really wonder how Cash convinced her to marry him and how he actually impregnated her! Yuck! I just don't find him too hot. Kinda boring... But, I guess she is, too. They will be divorced by this time next year! And she won't be getting anymore movie parts because of her body parts, so she better start taking some acting lessons and also try to get a personality! LOL!
I'll bet you if it's a little chocolate baby she'll be pissed....(Miss'I Want a brown baby') ...
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Submitted by letinstar on June 8, 2008 - 10:02pm.
which magazine will alba whore the baby out to first? people, us, or ok?
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Playboy.
And I swear I don't mean that bitchy.
Mr. President, your avie rocks.
On Topic: Yawn.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
which magazine will alba whore the baby out to first? people, us, or ok?
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sexy motherfucker...
The Wet-Nurse is already suckling the infant.
Miserabla is already having Lipo in Barbados, while reading scripts.
Cash is no doubt thrilled that his meal ticket has been secured.
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Congrats.
I really hope she had a pre-nup.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 10:57pm.
PSL, is there some way you could find it in your generous heart to add me to your yahoo?
Topic: Baby popped out. YAY.
"She ought to be back to her pre-pregnancy size and weight by 9:00 a.m. tomorrow morning"
hahahahhaha no kidding....
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She came out saying "Hola mami!"
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Well, so much for my dinner.
Congrats.
*hork*
Mk, stop that overly descriptive shit. My stomach is weak and frail.