Sunday, June 8th 2008
Miss, There's A Lion On Your Head
Don't call Peta! No animals were hurt during the making of these hair hats. I think. They were made by Japanese artist Nagi Noda. I better not see any of you whores try to rock this shit. I will pull that lion of your head and beat you with it. This shit is not meant for the streets.
Shit, you know Amy Wino wakes up with her weave looking like one of these. And I totally want to commission Nagi Noda to make a pony one for My Little Pony Parker.
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@ESE and Mani:
Well let's stay at the bar and keep getting fucked up then!
Next round is on me. Literally.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 8, 2008 - 9:42pm.
"Death Wish part eleventeen: Dawnie thinks ESE is sober enough to drive"
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Hi Dawnie,
Drinking and driving don't mix, unless your Britney.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 8, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Brit in a pig hairpiece is redundant.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Gee, somebody really doesn't like the game when the shoe is on the other cyber foot!
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No comment!
@ESE:
Can I get a lift? My car is....oh fuck, I am just too drunk to drive.....
So can I?
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on June 8, 2008 - 9:39pm.
yeah and your face is in my ass
what kind of loser name is . anyway?
What kind of name? One that makes it hard for you to troll. Feel free to try though. *wink*
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 9:34pm.
can Britney please get ANY one of these in pink?.... please?!?!
She was gonna get the pink pig,but her stylist said she was already pigheaded.
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AND away we go
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Im a little trollie, short and stout.
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Yes, you are right, Beautiful, Slender, Smart, Funny and Sexy People of DListed. I AM a dumb freaking (insert "C" word here)!
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on June 8, 2008 - 9:36pm.
@ . fuck you! you prolly be next
Try it, dumbass. I dare you. ;) Really. Double dog dare. Are you wearing the monkey butt hair design? Eh? ;)
@Deb:
I am 8/18!
*smoooooch*
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Dawnie, what day is yours? Mine is 8/02.
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No comment!
@Period. I need to look for a styrofoam one that I can hollow out for a hat. Then i could cover it in tin foil to either keep Xenu away OR get an invite to a Wino/Pete Party with a couple of bottles of Boones Farm under each arm...lolol
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No comment!
@Deb:
Word! I am a Leo, and both of my parents have some derivative of "Lion" or "Leon" in their names.
I am Leo, hear me roar.
ONT: Hell to the no.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
can Britney please get ANY one of these in pink?.... please?!?!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on June 8, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Nice try, asshat. Don't you have anything better to do with your life? WTF did PSL do to you anyway? Get the fuck over it and move the fuck on.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 9:25pm.
I am all kinds of LEO!!! The definitive Leo. i am just not some puddy to be triffled with ya know.
Deb, I love me some puddy tats. *scratches you under the cute, fwuzzy chin*
Methinks someone had a LOT of creative time on their hands when they came up with these crazy creations. I'd look like a stark, raving lunatic if I wore one of these out in public. Then again, that might not be such a bad thing! My next stock-up on lard at Costco is coming up soon and perhaps if I donned one of these hair 'accessories' people would step out of my way and let me first in line. Ah ha!
On sale, in the waaaay old days, i could get 6 bottles for about 6 bucks. Strawberry Hill. Finest twist off cap you could sniff...
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No comment!
Wheres the elephant? actually the ram is more my speed since i'm an aries. and maddox here looks like he's got a squarril on his head so whoever claimed they invented these hair hats where too late; maddox beat them to it. lololololol
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Isn't Boone's Farm about $1.99 a bottle? Or does it come in a box? A Can?
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"I've got to fold - because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much too love"
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
I am all kinds of LEO!!! The definitive Leo. i am just not some puddy to be triffled with ya know.
Did someone say Boone's Farm???? aaah, the '70's and the 90's when I was really broke!
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No comment!
geezus! look at that rabbit's hare!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 9:22pm.
I was thinking that Boone's Farm had a hand in the inspiration.
Team Valtrex, I had to google that. I've never tried it. Any good? If you drink enough does it make these insane wigs look any better?
I definitely don't recommend a hit of acid if you plan on dating someone with one of these nightmarish hair thing-a-ma-jigs on.
Submitted by . on June 8, 2008 - 9:20pm.
I was thinking that Boone's Farm had a hand in the inspiration.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Good evening to all. I still want the lion head.
Evening, Deb. Are you a Leo?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 9:13pm.
and finally there's proof... Daniel Boone was a fashion pioneer, yet he just had the wrong end in mind
EveryStrangersEyes, -[lmao]-
Don't forget the Fred Flintstone's Loyal Order Of Water Buffalo and Ralph Cramden's Loyal Order of Raccoons.
Good evening to all. I still want the lion head.
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No comment!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 9:17pm.
somebody's gotta go out and kick puppies, they don't kick themselves!... hi, all!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
ESE! Hey there stranger! Did you go out this weekend or something? We were worried, and about to alert the authorities......like Mr. President.
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"I've got to fold - because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much too love"
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 9:13pm.
I'm thinking Sheeps has the matched set.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Soon? You mean again!
Team Valtrex,
Correction, Sir! I do not wear anything that resembles--oh fuck. Ponytails. Nevermind. :P
and finally there's proof... Daniel Boone was a fashion pioneer, yet he just had the wrong end in mind
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Submitted by . on June 8, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Faux taxidermy is definitely a hair DON'T.
No, Michael K., I sure as hell won't be sporting a Rocky the Raccoon on my head any time soon.
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Soon? You mean again!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Faux taxidermy is definitely a hair DON'T.
No, Michael K., I sure as hell won't be sporting a Rocky the Raccoon on my head any time soon.
i think those hairstyles are really genius. I wonder if there's a mold inside that he just wraps the hair around.
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Damn, those hairdos are gonna give me nightmares.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Who said I was willing to just hand it out?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
CTH:
would you mind if I got your IM from TV?
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"I've got to fold - because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much too love"
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 8, 2008 - 8:41pm.
You're still on mine. Maybe you drunkenly deleted me *sniff*
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
@TV
you're no longer on my yahoo im, did I offend?
did you smell my pitts from here?
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Brit could use the lion one as a merkin and it would still look less vicious than what she's got down there.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Erm, I don't think it will be too long before we see the ScarJo sporting this do. Girl always does her hair in such a way that she ends up looking like a damned peacock.
@DAE- try a Mac!
Congrats, Michael K!!!!
I would expect to see this in a Marc Jacobs ad.
Summer Summer Summertime
Is this what they mean by "Zoolander?"
I am out of touch with today's lingo.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Where's the beaver????
:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Imagine SJP with a pony on her damn head!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 8, 2008 - 6:44pm.
So bad ass!! Not many dogs do that!
Well you sweet slutts I'm off to cook dinner for my love=)..
You know what? This recipe is TOO fucking awesome to not share...
1 tablespoon butter
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
Salt and pepper to taste
6 skinless boneless chicken breast halves
1/2 large onion, chopped
2 large garlic cloves, chopped
1 5-ounce can tomato sauce
1 14 1/2-ounce can Italian-style stewed tomatoes
1/3 cup red wine
4 tablespoons basil pesto
1/2 cup seeded Kalamata olives, sliced
8 ounces penne pasta, freshly cooked
1 cup grated Partially Skimmed Vella Monterey Jack
1/3 cup grated Vella Asiago cheese
1/3 cup grated Vella Dry Jack cheese
Note***I use whatever cheese I damn well please!!
Preheat oven to 375ºF. Butter a 13x9x2-inch baking dish. Heat olive oil in a heavy large skillet over high heat. Season chicken with salt and pepper and add the chicken to the skillet; sauté until the outside of the chicken is white, about 1 minute per side; transfer to plate. Add the onion and garlic to skillet and sauté until onion begins to soften, about 4 minutes. Add tomato sauce, stewed tomatoes with their juices, wine, pesto and Kalamata olives, and cook until sauce thickens, breaking up tomatoes with spoon, about 8 minutes.
Line buttered baking dish with penne pasta. Arrange chicken over the pasta, and spoon the tomato sauce over it, covering chicken and pasta completely. Mix Vella cheeses in a small bowl, and sprinkle the cheeses over the sauce. Bake until the chicken is just cooked through and sauce bubbles, about 20 minutes.
Delish, doesn't take long to prep or cook, & oh so easy!
P.S. I know this isn't a recipe site but oh well
See you sexy beeshes later=)
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Thank you for pot smoking.