Sunday, June 8th 2008
Miss, There's A Lion On Your Head
Don't call Peta! No animals were hurt during the making of these hair hats. I think. They were made by Japanese artist Nagi Noda. I better not see any of you whores try to rock this shit. I will pull that lion of your head and beat you with it. This shit is not meant for the streets.
Shit, you know Amy Wino wakes up with her weave looking like one of these. And I totally want to commission Nagi Noda to make a pony one for My Little Pony Parker.
VIA ONTD
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I can't help it Deb, I'm in love. I've never met a girl who can spit and swallow at the same time.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 10:24pm.
So, do giraffes have a gag reflex?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 10:19pm.
That was YOU on Inailedagiraffe.com? And you even let her wear the hat for the pic?
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....I"Inailedagiraffe.com"!!!
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"I've got to fold - because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much too love"
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 10:18pm.
Wow TV you really know your tongues
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LMAO! Like an oenophile is to wine, TV is to ..... well, let's just say..Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom pays him a consulting fee. lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 10:21pm.
i'm a giver... and i thought the artistic approach of the photo needed that extra little zing
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 10:20pm.
That is the Post Office, not the zoo
hey, hey, hey!!... that post office shit is compeletely different!!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
@Mr. Pres, no soup for you!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 10:19pm.
That was YOU on Inailedagiraffe.com? And you even let her wear the hat for the pic?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes
That is the Post Office, not the zoo.
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This one's my favorite. HAHA.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 10:17pm.
yeah, they got my picture up... i got a copy 'cause the giraffe's in it too.... memories
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 10:16pm.
I'm assuming the giraffe was drunk too.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Wow TV you really know your tongues
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 10:16pm.
I'm guessing it was the last time, too.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Britney has one as a merkin. It's the size and scent of an actual Rhino. Post mating season
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Hmmm...I've always thought it was more of pig to pig mating in the mud when it came to Shitney. The smell acts as an aphrodisiac. The more heady the aroma, the higher the pitch in her snorting.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 10:15pm.
you SONOFA!!! it was my first time at the Bronx zoo and i was drunk!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
The cool thing about these is that now you can finally find out what it's like to be blown by a giraffe. Again.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on June 8, 2008 - 10:11pm.
fuck off and have a bad nite
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Good night Mix Well.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Toodles!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 8, 2008 - 10:07pm.
well, to be fair... Hohan's leggings can be used for a purpose. it might just be to rob the local liquer store, but still... a purpose
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And don't forget about the built-in kneepads. A lot more helpful during oral sex than a lion's head on your scalp.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
this is some fucked up shit...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on June 8, 2008 - 10:11pm.
have a cookie on your way out
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 8, 2008 - 10:07pm.
well, to be fair... Hohan's leggings can be used for a purpose. it might just be to rob the local liquer store, but still... a purpose
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Submitted by dead-actress on June 8, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Britney has one as a merkin. It's the size and scent of an actual Rhino. Post mating season.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
These hairpieces should sell about as well as Hohans leggings.
edit oops!
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HAHA, ESE. No matter how hot these chicks are, it'll always be : "Hey, aren't you that girl who had the pig's head hairdo?"
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 8, 2008 - 10:07pm.
ooh, d-a's workin' blue!!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
I wonder...Do they design smaller versions to wear over your kitty-cat? That would scare a fella pretty fucking quick when the undies came off.
Yeah, I'm a bit plastered tonight.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
The one in the 8th thumb seems to have tried my special hair gel.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 8, 2008 - 10:02pm.
i think this single handedly killed all their careers.... time to mount their heads(with animal hair)on the wall
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Submitted by dead-actress on June 8, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Nope, jellus. There's a difference.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Like you don't already have a whole menagerie a trois thing going on there.
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Jealous?
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
The looks on these models' faces are just priceless. I wonder if any of them are going to include these pictures in their portfolios.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 8, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Like you don't already have a whole menagerie a trois thing going on there.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 8, 2008 - 9:58pm.
i love shuffleboard!... we'll play for drinks!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Submitted by Mr. President on June 8, 2008 - 9:56pm.
I'm a Gemini. Hard to put that in a hairdo.
I'm a Libra, so I see your point then again I see their point, What the hell everybody is right.
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Holy.Fucking.Shit.................I.want.one.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
@TV:
You slay me. Oh wait.....
@ESE:
1976? *hobbles off to shuffleboard*
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 8, 2008 - 9:57pm.
I'm a cancer, but my sign is Pisces.
HAHAHA!!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
I'm a cancer, but my sign is Pisces.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I'm a Gemini. Hard to put that in a hairdo. Although, the Gemini symbol is a set of twins. So that could be Brit with the pig hairstyle.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 9:52pm.
yep, 11/13/76... i'm my momma's bicentennial baby that never should have happened!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Deb, I'm in. Boone's Farm, breakfast of champions.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 8, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 9:48pm.
well you folks are goin' with the lions... do they have a scorpio?
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You're a Scorpio ESE? Me too....
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"I've got to fold - because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much too love"
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 9:48pm.
@ESE, I am gathering coins for a Boone's Farm Party for the rest of
Boone's Farm apple wine. If you really want to splurge it's Mateus white for me.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 8, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Britney's cocktail of choice: Smirnoff Ice with muddled cheetos.
*getting bag of cheetos and blender*... i got nothin' to lose!!LOL!
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"Lord help my poor soul."
@ESE:
Other than Aries, Scorpio is supposed to be my other compatible sign. So lets get pissed and talk movies!
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 9:48pm.
well you folks are goin' with the lions... do they have a scorpio?
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"Lord help my poor soul."
Britney's cocktail of choice: Smirnoff Ice with muddled cheetos.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
@ESE, I am gathering coins for a Boone's Farm Party for the rest of the club. I just cracked open a Diet Coke. Let the good times roll.
Which party hat would you like to wear this pm?
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