Sunday, June 8th 2008
Everybody's Knocked Up
Seeing all these knocked up broads makes my sausage, egg and cheese bloat feel like a baby. I should piss on an e.p.t. just to be safe. Anyway, here's tons of pictures of walking baby ovens from the past couple of days. Well, Nicole Kidman is more like a pillow oven. She probably stores a week supply of botox in her pillow bump just in case she gets stranded somewhere. I kid, I kid. I'm sure her baby will come out with a permanent surprised look on its face and frosted tips and then we'll know it's their baby.
Nicky and Keith's kiss in the third thumbnail below is all sorts of awkward. She's blowing, he's sucking.
The baby ovens below are: Nicky, Tori Smelly, Gwen Stefani and Camilla Alves.
Fame Pictures, Wenn, Splash
nicole kidman looks ridiculous (sorry). she's a great lanky stringbean with this tiny little bump.
there's something realy bizarre going on here, mark my words! for 1, she's too vain to get pregant, 2, any woman who marries tom cruise is oseriously bent, in my book, and is liable to go to any lenghts to 'appear normal'. even wear a 'pretend' baby bump.
if she IS TRULY preggers, that kid is gonna be about 4 lb. when it's born. she's starving it! yuk! yuk! yuk! what's she DOING?
The reason Nicole would pretend to be pregnant is because Tommy boy inpregnanted his wife and she actually gave birth to their daughter. Nicole would not let anyone think she could not due the same. Adopting opposed to a surgogate are completely different. Not that there is anything wrong with either, but just the way she thinks the public views her ability to reproduce.
Something is very strange indeed..different size bumps on different days, absolutely no increase in boob size and she has just plain missed that pregancy glow that virtually any pregnant women out there has, regardless of their looks.
Something that smells fishy...usually is!
Oh,congratulations!She will be a mom.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----@@@#######"A f f l u entBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
Lay off "leatherette". DDD is one of the sweetest people here. Too bad some of you have to lash out at people who have found a way to connect and get along, doing something purely for fun! I don't post often, but I do read every day. Every time I do post people are funny and kind. I feel sorry that you are so lonely that you have to lash out a people who are able to make friends!
I am PROUD to be a D-Listed SLUT!!!!!!!!
I don't have anthing cool or witty to say here, so I'll just shut up.
Well, at least all these women are wearing sensible shoes. Remember those ankle-breakers J-ho was wearing while preggers? Gwen looks best, though.
Tori SMELLing puts the FUG in FUGLY. Man, that is one ugly looking chick; how can that dude put up with being next to THAT?
Kidman just doesn't even look really pregnant to me. Usually expectant mothers have that 'glow' and full tits. NOT Nicole, she looks anemic and Her tits are empty.
Submitted by riverchic on June 8, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Congrats!. I want a boy. Give me yours, please. I got two daughters already. You can have one if you promise to give her plenty of sugar :)
Im due in late November! I find out this week the sex of the parasite Im carrying.
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Go Lakers!!!
nicole kidman breaks my heart...she does nt have that preggie glow i keep hearing about...
tori spelling is a beast...
i like stefani..atleast she's not whoring her preggie self out to the masses...
should i know who camilla alves is? i'm drawing a blank...
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sexy motherfucker...
pinkdoodoo2: Don't be ashamed!!!! Congrats! I'm preggers, too! I'm due in early October - ANOTHER boy!!!
OT: I think Gwen Stefani is the hottest prego outta that group...
Stick my avie up there...I am almost ashamed to say Im expecting this year to, with all these attention whores getting knocked up. I refuse to wear a muumuu tho.
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Go Lakers!!!
Once this batch finishes having their babies and have to battle losing the last 10 lbs of baby weight maybe a more normal looking body image will emerge. I know, yeah right.
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Nicole has been a big liar since she was with Tom and she continues to be. Why did she have to adopt two kids when with Tom, then? Doesn't gel.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 8, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 8, 2008 - 7:53pm
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Thanks! I'll check it out there and also on sidereel.com - I hope they have it there because surfthechannel pisses me off. I just didn't know they had Daria up at all.
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Yeah - they just put them up recently...I'd never seen it before but now she's my hero too:) And I know what you mean about stc...it's a pick and choose site - most of the Daria episodes are good.
ONT: Don't complain about the preggos! They'll bring the belly back and we can all drop down to (a far less strenuous!) 100 sit-ups a day! It's muumuu's right now but soon that will all turn into reasonably fitting clothing that actually covers the body.
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Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
It's because of all these pregnant celebs that those muumuu sundresses are in style.
So. Annoying.
Submitted by angel_i on June 8, 2008 - 7:53pm
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Thanks! I'll check it out there and also on sidereel.com - I hope they have it there because surfthechannel pisses me off. I just didn't know they had Daria up at all.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Leatherette, keep beatin' up on Dawnie and I'll pull out my Clint Eastwood avie. Nobody wants that.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Awww, thanks, bitches.
*smoooooch*
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Obviously, "Leatherette" is the condition of your skin as well as your chosen label here.
You have my sympathy - too bad you didn't learn to take care of your skin when you were young so you wouldn't have to resort to medical methods in a futile attempt to look human.
Submitted by QueenCharisma:
Hey! You can see streaming Daria on surfthechannel.com. Nope, I'm not a bot - just a fan.
Submitted by Leatherette on June 8, 2008 - 6:40pm.
oooo, "my DListers" <-- cute ;)
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She IS cute. That's why she's got the cute Mary as her avvie. It suits her personality. I like cute people. Now why can't having a life include the phrase " my DListers". Personally, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy. And I have more life than I can handle most of the time. Just sayin' cuz I'm wordy like that.
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Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Phoebe, Google is your friend, if you can't afford a good dermatologist. Have fun in your cyberspace middle school; Dawniedawnwhatever80soldcoochname can use the company <3
oooo, "my DListers" <-- cute ;)
Spoken like a true 24/7 no-lifer. Good night, babe, hope you do find those fillers you sorely need.
Submitted by Leatherette on June 8, 2008 - 6:29pm.
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Maybe you're an expert by necessity?
Those of us who don't need it would have no reason to know that level of detail.
Submitted by Leatherette on June 8, 2008 - 6:31pm.
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"Somebody" can afford whatever poison she chooses to inject in her face, and she chooses none, and does not need any.
Don't assume that my Dlisted sluts are too financially challenged to appreciate your oh-so-enlightened world of fucking your face up.
Step off my Dlisters with your fake ass.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 8, 2008 - 7:29pm.
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OUCH. Someone needs a little filling, at both ends ;*
Submitted by Leatherette on June 8, 2008 - 6:28pm.
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Whatever. Go inject yourself then and STFU.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
I completely forgot about Gwen's dumb ass.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
She's not huge, but her a$$ and her boobs are bigger...and in some other shots I've seen her belly button looks closer to popping than in these.
Why would she lie about being preggo? She's already adopted twice, she obviously has no issue with it, and she was coming out of the hospital. Are they all in on it too? Not everything has to be a conspiracy folks.
That report from the senile Cindy Adams about Nicole drinking wine backstage was clarified as not true.
There's no danger of an ectopic pregnancy at this point - it's already obviously in the uterus. It's not going to go out walking and end up in the fallopian tube.
I think she picks strange movie roles but after surviving TC, I would wish her happiness.
Well, I'm not. I've got Aunt Flo in town this week. And to make me even bitchier, I lost my cell phone and had to buy a new one. GRRRRRRRR!
The good news is I do not look like Tori Spelling.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
I don't see much botox on her forehead or around her eyes in this pic. Just look! She looks normal and well, quite lovely. People really exaggerate things about her cosmetic work.
Tori's hubby...
i really kind of cute...
Ugh... please don't hate me...
:S
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 6:13pm.
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ABFab and My So-Called Life are on DVD now...great shows. They don't make 'em like that anymore because no one in Hollywood seems to have an original thought these days.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
If Kidman were faking the pregnancy, don't you all think she would be sporting a bigger "normal" bump, not a small one that would have everyone wondering about its very smallness?!
Its her first pregnancy, those often cause smaller bumps.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Right on luv,
What ever happened to ABFab..
Faulty Towers, even though these are British sitcoms, they aired in the US, and are no longer in the works.
What about Mama's Family? lmao
Yes, I so totally went there :P
So many great old school TV shows..
Golden Girls, I Love Lucy, Married With Children, Pee Wee's Playhouse before he was a fuckup!!
My so called fucking life!!
Man, what has happened to TV?
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 5:58pm.
For reals. I thought the writer's strike was over. Guess is their way of saying they're still not happy, and get a paycheck.
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Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 5:55pm.
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TV execs have no clue what Americans really want to watch. Reality TV? It's been over, yet they still keep churning out more and more of this shit.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
TV sucks now, because it is all Reality Shows! Producers have taken the cheap route, rather than give us something that actually entertains us...
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 8, 2008 - 5:49pm.
I know! They always keep around the shit shows and throw away the good ones.
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 5:37pm.
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*Hugs and kisses Pills* Love those Trent pics! He was the only slightly emo musician who was incredibly sexy - and that voice! *swoons* MTV is dumb for not cashing in on the Daria love.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 8, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 5:23pm.
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Yes, me too! TV sucks nowadays.
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Agreed. This is for you, hun.
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/gargo_angel/Daria%20Morguen%20D...
And I thought this was so fucking cool!!
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee174/gargo_angel/Daria%20Morguen%20D...
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Thank you for pot smoking.
As a natural stringbean I can attest to being able to gain weight in such a way that no one really notices. It goes to the butt,thighs,tummy area. She is tall, so has more area to spread out to. ok, I don't really know...grasping at straw here. lol.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 5:23pm.
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Yes, me too! TV sucks nowadays.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 8, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Hell yes, Beavis and Butthead.. Can't forget about Ren & Stimpy & Pinky and the Brain =)
Ok i quit..Last post about 90's nostalgicism lol
Oh, how I miss those days..
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Thank you for pot smoking.
naturally thin and slender women often look normal everywhere BUT their stomach during pregnancy. why would she fake a baby bump?, remember she's not into scientology at all. i will say that regardless of her weight and figure everywhere else, her bump should be way larger, unless she's giving birth to a bunny or other small rodent.
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 4:55pm.
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I was in middle school (I think) when Daria was on - she was my hero! That is the best cartoon ever, with Beavis and Butthead a close second. Love, love, love Daria! Why isn't it on DVD? I miss the snark (and Trent's hotness)!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 8, 2008 - 4:43pm.
How do you know you that she drinks and still uses botox?(just curious!). I would say that judging by the thumbnails where she's frowning that she has laid off the botox. You can't frown like that if you've had botox in your forehead. As for drinking - are there pix or something of her drinking alcohol? I know she's exercising a lot, or was. And as for traveling - well pregnancy isn't a sickness, unless you've had specific complications. A miscarriage isn't a complication unless you're prone to ectopic pregnancies or something else in that vein (was her miscarriage ectopic? I don't know).
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I should have prefaced my comments by saying allegedly. She looks a bit botoxed to me and her lips look like they have collagen. As for the drinking, Cindy Adams reported that she witnessed Nicole sipping wine backstage before she presented at the Oscars. As someone else pointed out she is prone to miscarriages and she is at a more advanced age now. Like I said, that's why I think it is all fishy.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 8, 2008 - 4:28pm
Wow. Never even thought about it like that! They look exactly alike to the 'T' .. Except for the red hair. Well they used to look alike, Angie isn't looking as healthy these days.
But yes Betty Boop is the most fabulous!!
I HAD to edit when i reread your comment.. Daria was on when I was a teenager and it was the best shit on MTV besides Headbangers Ball. Daria= The queen of sarcasm!! lol
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Submitted by PillsForThat on June 8, 2008 - 4:49pm.
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Yeah, girlie needs to eat. Skin and bones is never a good look. I like my ladies curvy!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Her FATHER is delivering the baby? Then she's not pregnant.
Who lets their Dad see their hu-hu? Besides Jessica Simpson..
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LOL. I don't know if it's true or not, but it adds to the strangeness of it all.
I read it on some blog, but this is the source.
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/01/12/1199988647989.html