Hot Sluts Of The Week: It's A Tie!
This week, I was torn between chichis legend Maxi Mounds and andro-hotness Miyavi, so I'm declaring both of them winners this week!
MAXI MOUNDS
Birthday: October 25th
Age: 33 (according to her MySpace)
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 6, 2008
Claim to Fame: Basically, she's famous for having the biggest fake chichis in the universe. She's the current Guinness World record holder.
Where is she now? Probably doing (WARNING: link is NOT SAFE FOR LIFE) THIS!!!!
Why is she HS of the Week? One of her 20lb chichis could easily put a bitch in a coma with one bop to the head.
MIYAVI
Birthday: September 14, 1981
Age: 26
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: June 3, 2008
Claim to Fame: He started out as a guitarist with the band Due le quartz. After the band broke up in 2002, he went solo and a legend was born!
Where is he now? He's currently on the "This Iz The Japanese Kabuki Rock" world tour.
Why is he HS of the Week? Because I don't know whether to make out with him or go shopping for nail polish with him.
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They are a beautiful couple. I wonder if MK will have played Cupid when they see this and have their "agents" contact one another.
And that NSFW link.... I mean... why? Why would you do that? That is just not ANYONE'S good side.
Ok, so what was the link for WARNING, it's not safe for life. I'm too scared to look!
Maxi Mounds is pretty hot. I'd totally hit that, except I'd have to hire a local sherpa just to help guide me to get on top of her.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Monquita: Here's the blowfish: "Where is she now? Probably doing (WARNING: link is NOT SAFE FOR LIFE) THIS!!!!"
Submitted by mike on June 8, 2008 - 12:43pm.
There's been a shitty selection of sluts over the past few months.
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Yeah, I think we set the bar too low.
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Miyavi, FUCK YES!!
His music sucks donkey dick, but It's not like this matters nowadays, anyway.
Love that mess.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
There's been a shitty selection of sluts over the past few months.
Oh and that whore claims to be 33? 33 times 3, that´s what. Who the fuck does this bitch thinks she's kidding?
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Miyavi looks like such a badass rocker in that pic. Almost as hardcore as Miley when she's smashing her guitar.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
P.S. and there is NO WAY Maxi is younger than I am!
Okay the first thing I thought of when I clicked on the NSFW picture of Maxi Mounds was:
http://www.tattoorum.de/site_images/sticker_aloha.jpg
Ew! Is this a slow news day or what?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."