Sunday, June 8th 2008
This Ho Is Ready
Lisa Marie Presley left the Waverly Inn last night looking like she was about to deliver baby herself, just so she can use the umbilical cord to strangle the paps and her goofy ass husband. I don't know how grouchy ass Lisa Marie looks at her Caddyshack reject of a husband every single day without completely losing it.
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If he were standing next to a 22-year old hooters waitress with her tits hanging out, he would be PERFECT for hotchickswithdouchebags.com .
I mean, head-to-toe khaki! Members Only/safari jacket AND a wallet chain!?! Open shirt with surfer-cord necklace? Don't even get me started on the "ironic" hippie hair/ pepaw hat combo. ("You buy a hat like that, you get a free bowl of soup. Looks good on you though.")
He looks like Matt McConaghay (sp) character from "Dazed and Confused"--10 years later.
All that being said, we all know Lisa Marie can't choose a man for shit.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
The pics of their marriage in Japan with Priscilla in attendance were pure amusement.
Priscilla was Country-appropriate with her Kabuki mask of a face.
Lisa is a serial marry-er......
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
HAHA. Sure seems like a visual assault, Mike. Any more of this, and I'll have to upgrade my computer's graphic card to process all the fugliness.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
MK must be grumpy about the humidity and is taking it out on us.
I was just breezing thru glancing at pictures saw that orange pail and thought to myself...wow, that is the biggest pair of crocs i ever saw. Then i looked at LMP and Hubby and said "Yep, I am right!"
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She always looks and acts miserable, even when she's not pregnant. I can't stand her.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 8, 2008 - 9:04am.
Holy Fuck! MK! Is this "Who Pukes First" day?
Like an omikaze sushi chef, he's leading up to the blowfish course.
Where did she find that freakshow hubby? He's looking like a jester, I'd shoot his ass in less than a day for being annoying.
It looks like she said "fuck it" with this pregnancy.
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Holy Fuck! MK! Is this "Who Pukes First" day?
Uh...excuse me..*running down hallway*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
This biotch was married to Michael Jackson, thats all the shit anyone has to put up with in one lifetime.
Hi Christine the hoff! Thought so...
She looks a bit Kirstie Alley-ish.
Submitted by mike on June 8, 2008 - 11:59am.
Is this 'Visual Assault Sunday' or what?
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Gotta be. Couldn't MK have put warnings on these things NSFRetinas?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
mike, hahhahahah
Albatross: sorry to be picky, but we don't do that "first" shit here....save that for Perez please...
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Mike: seriously.
The assault is definitely working.
That's her husband? I thought that was Samantha Ronson for a second, there.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
hi mizro!
I think you are correct...
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Her obsession with mariage and childbirth are creepy... What? Is this her 4th marriage?
3rd child?
Is this 'Visual Assault Sunday' or what?
First?
Anyways...she always looks miserable, preggers or not.