This Ho Is Ready

Like cows, the public masses will follow blindly.
Lisa Marie's stomach looks like she has a baby on each side, she is flat in the middle. Baby saddle bags.

... shit, do people actually still care about who Bill Clinton is fucking??? We're spinning down the shitter economically, and all these dumbfucks are still dwelling on Bill's tired dick. going to check on my job apps in Europe and Canada now...

Submitted by joanne on June 8, 2008 - 2:31pm.

Yeah, the press is going to do that, just like they did with the Gennifer Flowers story that cropped up while Bill was running the first time.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

He probably did sleep with her, but right now our Nation is in serious trouble and this could have waited.

Calling you a hater will get me banned?
RIGHT!
Using the word 'bitch'?
SURE!
Correcting your mis-quote?
RIDICULOUS!

Go tell Mommy! Somebody thinks you have a lot of mis-directed (and mis-quoted) hate. That's all. Start with the man in the mirror, blobsy!

CUT and PASTE WAS hard for you....I notice you selected the whole page, banner, links, article, and all!

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Submitted by joanne on June 8, 2008 - 2:25pm.

The author of the Vanity Fair piece is married to DeeDee Meyers, Bill Clinton's former White House Spokesperson. Vanity Fair got what it thought were credible accounts from him.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

That should say true reporting. I think Vanity fair losts its credibility like People.

True reported has backed up facts, they were out of line.

Joanne, The Clinton article was written with first-person accounts of Bill's strange behaviors these past few months...he DID visit Gina Gershon privately, and maybe they didn't do anything untoward, but Bill and Gina can only ask for "an Apology" for "implying" they had an affair....you can't sue for reporting the truth.

Actually, the 'Bill's behavior' article danced right past what a lot of people have been noticing...that Bill is starting to lose his sharpness, his faculties. It's sad, but true. And the author of the article mentioned MANY examples of Bill keeping indiscreet company (including his friend Stephen Bing), which shows a lack of sound judgment---especially while he's campaigning for his wife.

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

oh look, more trangelina thread whores *yawn*

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Sunday, June 8th 2008
This Ho Is Ready

Lisa Marie Presley left the Waverly Inn last night looking like she was about to deliver baby herself, just so she can use the umbilical cord to strangle the paps and her goofy ass husband. I don't know how grouchy ass Lisa Marie looks at her Caddyshack reject of a husband every single day without completely losing it.

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Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 2:16pm.
How long have you been reading Dlisted? You think 'bitch' is a serious swear?

And just as I suspected, you can't post the link, because she didn't say it.

As I said, I am not a Brangeloonie, I am a READER of legitimate journalism....and a smattering of SERIOUS SMUT. The smut is delicious, especially with a grain of salt.

Gossip is fun...but so much hate directed at one person...I will never understand it.

One thing though, your hate is pathetic. How about becoming a well-rounded person and change your avie to something you LIKE? Or maybe a POSITIVE quote about something?

Yes, Dlisted has been 'allowing' us literates to comment here since MK was still on blogspot.

HA HA! Just Jared.... I have never been there. Believe it or not.

You're preaching to me? about Hate? LOL!

*You just got Reported *

You are an obnoxious, Crazy, Rude, crude, Internet Troll. Take your meds. Creep.

Unlike most Women. I enjoy being Pregnant. Guess???

Lots of them need full-time writers. OT-This belly got smaller.

How long have you been reading Dlisted? You think 'bitch' is a serious swear?

And just as I suspected, you can't post the link, because she didn't say it.

As I said, I am not a Brangeloonie, I am a READER of legitimate journalism....and a smattering of SERIOUS SMUT. The smut is delicious, especially with a grain of salt.

Gossip is fun...but so much hate directed at one person...I will never understand it.

One thing though, your hate is pathetic. How about becoming a well-rounded person and change your avie to something you LIKE? Or maybe a POSITIVE quote about something?

Yes, Dlisted has been 'allowing' us literates to comment here since MK was still on blogspot.

HA HA! Just Jared.... I have never been there. Believe it or not.

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Submitted by joanne on June 8, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Vanity Fair lies. I used to be a fan of theirs. Isn't somone suing them because of the Clinton Scandal they tried to start? Where are the real reporters with the real questions? Whats with the kid gloves for these so-called "stars"? They shouldn't speak without a writer anyway

*OFF TOPIC* I agree with you 100%, Joanne. Stupid Angelina shouldn't talk to ANYONE in the Media. Like most of Hollyweird she is dumber than a Brick. The stupid skank should only use a Publicist in order to keep what ever career she has left. The same goes for the other idiot, B.P.

Unlike most Women. I enjoy being Pregnant. Guess???

Vanity Fair lies. I used to be a fan of theirs. Isn't somone suing them because of the Clinton Scandal they tried to start? Where are the real reporters with the real questions? Whats with the kid gloves for these so-called "stars"? They shouldn't speak without a writer anyway.

Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 2:01pm.
hey blobs...post the link, bitch.

oh-wait, you can't.
CUT and PASTE a little tough for you, huh?

I AM NOT a Brangeloonie....I am a Vanity Fair reader. And I just can't believe you have so much hate for someone you have never met or spoken to that you would dedicate 1. YOUR NAME 2. YOUR AVATAR and 3. YOUR SIGNATURE.

As I said, take all that hate-energy and put it into to something useful...maybe your own kids? God help us all

You're making an ASS out of yourself. Trailer Trash. Go back to Just Jared, Angeloonie, Physcho!

Hating kids = Hoarding them like cats & dogs. And using them for Media Props.

Copy & Paste? I'm not wasting my time with some Internet Loser. So Reply again with your Ignorant, potty mouth if you want to. I can see Dlisted still allows Obsessed brangelina Retards who CAN'T stay ON TOPIC.

Sigh...

Unlike most Women. I enjoy being Pregnant. Guess???

guess those scieno vitamins aren't working on her fat ass.

Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 1:46pm.
HEY! "blobs for adoptalina"...get yours facts straight! The Vanity Fair article was written by RICH COHEN.

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/07/jolie200807

This is HIS quote:

"It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it. That Angelina Jolie is one of the latter....."

Read for yourself, dipshit! Angie said NOTHING of the sort. You are clearly an uneducated, illiterate buffoon if you can't tell the difference between quotes from the AUTHOR and from the SUBJECT of an article.

Get a life!

GO FUCK YOURSELF! Angeloonie. This thread is not even about your Saint Angelina. Maybe you cant read? and BTW. *Off Topic* the stupid cunt did say this in an Interview.

p.s Eat shit & Live.

Unlike most Women. I enjoy being Pregnant. Guess???

Thats one weird stomach and sad sack mate. Doesn't pay to be a Presley these days.

HEY! "blobs for adoptalina"...get yours facts straight! The Vanity Fair article was written by RICH COHEN.

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/07/jolie200807

This is HIS quote:

"It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it. That Angelina Jolie is one of the latter....."

Read for yourself, dipshit! Angie said NOTHING of the sort. You are clearly an uneducated, illiterate buffoon if you can't tell the difference between quotes from the AUTHOR and from the SUBJECT of an article.

Get a life!

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Pregnancy is the New Handbag in Hollyweird these days.

Skerry!

Unlike most Women. I enjoy being Pregnant. Guess???

What the hell happened to her??? Her first husband was pretty normal. Talk about skiing downhill at full speed....

In the main photo he looks like he's either going to open up the jacket to sell you a fake watch or get a flask of moonshine and chug.

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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK

She has the worst taste in men. Jacko, Nic Cage, this guy. Oy Vey!

I'm sorry, but is there some question of Lisa Marie's finances?

Um, she's got ELVIS money. She didn't need any Jacko cash.

By all accounts, and no matter what her face looks like, Mommy Priscilla made Elvis into a marketing empire long ago. They are more than set for life.

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

LMP singing to hubby..You're Nothing but a hound dog!!
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That man has a Bobcat Goldthwait thing going on...

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No comment!

I would rather be happy with money! You can buy all the skinny you want!

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No comment!

Shes not ready to go yet. When the time comes, that inny bellybutton will become an outie.

Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 8:33am.
Submitted by Aphid on June 8, 2008 - 9:31am.
remember how skinny she was when she was with Michael Jackson? She looked a tad happier then, too. I wonder why.

He wasn't porking her?

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EXACTLY!

PSL - thin = I'd be happy if I were thin!

Submitted by Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 12:33am.
Submitted by Aphid on June 8, 2008 - 9:31am.
remember how skinny she was when she was with Michael Jackson? She looked a tad happier then, too. I wonder why.

He wasn't porking her?
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HAH! Good one. Though she said they DID have sex. *pukes violently*

I'd say it was the MONEY, BABY!

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Aphid:

yes, she was thin.....so of course she was happy...doesn't being skinny automatically mean you are happy? (rolling eyes...lol)

I think that was before Jacko was accused of molesting kids.....

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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."

If you don't want to be photographed, don't go to the Waverly Inn. It's pap central outside. There are 10,000 restaurants in town and I would guess a good chunk of them serve better food than the Waverly.

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Submitted by Aphid on June 8, 2008 - 9:31am.
remember how skinny she was when she was with Michael Jackson? She looked a tad happier then, too. I wonder why.

He wasn't porking her?

Whatever. She could give birth to a fucking dragon and she would still be remebered as "that crazy chick who married Jacko".

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 8, 2008 - 9:29am.

Thanks! DeeDee found it. (Well, I'd blame her anyway even if that weren't true--just because.) Hey, blowfish is GOOD--and it sounds better in Japanese.

PSL: remember how skinny she was when she was with Michael Jackson? She looked a tad happier then, too. I wonder why.

Her ass has been pregnant for 30 years already - drop the damn kid, Lisa! She's holding that bitch hostage just like her husband...his eyes are pleading for someone to help him.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

The latest hubby does have an interesting fashion sense doesn't he? He looks like what would happen when I left my ex to get the kids dressed.

Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 8, 2008 - 9:04am.
Holy Fuck! MK! Is this "Who Pukes First" day?

Like an omikaze sushi chef, he's leading up to the blowfish course.
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LOL! I'm keeping my mouth closed when we get to that. *pursing little sock monkey lips & shaking head*
Hi! Sheeps! Me loves your avie!

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

That "dude" looks like Samantha Ronson with long hair!

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Speaking of miserable pregnant bitches, I saw a story last night that La 'Miseralba" is in labor!

ON TOPIC: Maybe Lisa Marie would smile more if she would learn from her mistakes, and choose a non-douche.

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Submitted by Aphid on June 8, 2008 - 9:18am.

Her husband looks like the geeks in high school that tried to dress like Duran Duran. Why did she let him out of the house looking like that?!?

Agree re: Lisa Marie always looking miserable, preggers or not.

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Hey Aphid! Lisa has some shitty energy- I can feel it through the computer!

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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."

Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Oh! But an old-fashioned tobacco pepaw pipe would have been SOOOOO perfect!

This douche would've picked 'corn-cob' for sure though.

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He'd have to get that outta LMP's ass first....

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Oh! But an old-fashioned tobacco pepaw pipe would have been SOOOOO perfect!

This douche would've picked 'corn-cob' for sure though.

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People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Her husband looks like the geeks in high school that tried to dress like Duran Duran. Why did she let him out of the house looking like that?!?

Agree re: Lisa Marie always looking miserable, preggers or not.

Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 12:14pm.

Nah, just Poindexter ThickFrame glasses to complete the ensem'.
It's easy to see how you would think it was a pipe stem.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

HOLY SHIT! Is that a pipe in his hand? (and not the good kind of pipe.)

This jackass is all over the place!

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

She always looks and acts miserable, even when she's not pregnant. I can't stand her.

Agreed. She always looks like a major bitch who would require surgery to smile or demonstrate any kind of happiness. You'd think masturbating with Barbie legs growing up would've loosened her up a bit more.

Lisa is telling her douchebag husband with her eyes, "Stay behind me dickwad"

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