This Ho Is Ready

Her hubby is one goofy looking thing MK! LOL!

Lisa Marie, like her dad, has a look that no one else has. She could be huge (no joke) in the modeling industry. She should cash in on those looks. Obviously she doesn't need the money.

Lisa should be deliver her baby herself.It can be good for her baby I think.A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named--- "A f f l u e n tBachelors.com "--- where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for
romances. It seems she continues her journey to love

OH MY FREAKING GOSH! I had no idea LMP was preggers.
If that's her baby daddy, then crap, I feel so sorry for her and the little one. Dude looks like a complete deadbeat with absolutely no fashion sense. I mean, my hubby is no GQ model, but hell if he ever left the house looking like this creep.

Dayum, everyone is pregnant! If only I had a little bun in the oven. :(

Submitted by Nectar on June 9, 2008 - 2:11am.

Lisa Marie would be gorgeous, stunning if only she was a man. She is one of those cases of girls who look like their fathers. Usually this does not work out. Just look at the Willis girls.

You have obviously never seen the woman. She really is beautiful. Erm, take ur breath away beautiful :P <3

And OMG how can all you people be so hateful...The Willis kids are just that...KIDS!!!! Leave em the fark alone..They dont ask for this bs..Why ya gotta hate?

I wont be back to defend, this is obviously a shit site...If you wanna hate tho...Hate for the right reasons...Vick the dog fighter ass is a good example...Hell Tyson, OJ simpson, and maybe, just maybe R kelly??? Ya think? naw, hate on peeps that dont deserve it...That works * rolls eyes *

Lisa Marie would be gorgeous, stunning if only she was a man. She is one of those cases of girls who look like their fathers. Usually this does not work out. Just look at the Willis girls.

Lisa Marie is nothing short of gorgeous! Ha yeah she is short rotf...But give me a break people....She looks amazing, dont hate just for the sake of hating. She is very preggers and of course has gained some weight...Look at her ankles for christ sakes, not puffy, bloated or anything. She takes care of herself... She is Beautiful and I heart you Chica :D

Sorry you have to go thru this BS. Love and miss ya and Michael...Mr Handsome :D

Oh and yeah, the evil look...Yas all deserve it..Fn cameras in ur face all the time...Can you even try to imagine?? Glad I wont ever be on the receiving end of that glare hehe....HUGS :P

K, at least I hope not

if you stick a pin in lisa marie, i bet she's squirts barley water all over the place...
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DDD: I pretty much mean that I think LMP is stupid.

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she always looks really miserable. but then again, the pictures we see of her are taken by blood thirsty paps who probably annoy the fuck out of her

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celebs with issues about the paps should not dine at the waverly, the paps camp outside to capture pics of notable people.

Man, she got fat! She's gonna have to work hard to drop those extra pounds after she has her baby. Haha and she looks so pissed too.

Well, its obvious the "glow" of pregnancy decided to bypass Lisa Marie Presley.

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Don't want to get in the middle of anything here, but Blobs' signature/quote is from a TV interview, not a magazine article.

OK then - how can LMP possibly not be due until fall? How much bigger can she get? Yikes

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 8, 2008 - 7:12pm.
@IV:
I don't think any woman in her late 30's/early 40's thinks she is immune from pregnancy! :)
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Has anyone ever seen Lisa marie actually smile? ever?

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@IV:

No offense, but I am slightly older than LM and I still hope to get pregnant. It does happen. Most women don't go through menopause until early 50's, I believe. I don't think any woman in her late 30's/early 40's thinks she is immune from pregnancy! :)

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LM does look like she is about to cleave someone's head in with an axe. She probably thought she was too old to get pregnant.

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jeez she just looks MISERBLE. More than usual.

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"Caddyshack reject?" Michael Lockwood is a GREAT guitarist.

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There will be a serious age gap between her older children and this baby. Well if she is happy then so am I. But please Lisa Marie tell your husband that his "beige" color scheme (hat, shirt, jacket, and pants) is off by a mile.

Summer Summer Summertime

She's not gonna have a baby, she's giving birth to a litter!

Submitted by Blobs4Adoptalina on June 8, 2008 - 1:56pm.

Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 1:46pm.
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oh libby please tell me YOU wrote that!!!

good shit.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 3:50pm.

Doll, you SOO cannot be blamed for that outburst! While not having the courage to actually face that effusive cooing myself, from what I have seen and heard, it evokes that same spontaneous swearing/gagging reflex in the majority of people with more than 3 brain cells in their head.

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Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 3:49pm

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Your cat will thank you for it. And for some fresh organic, too.

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Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 12:38pm.

I'm with you doll. These extremes of worship and hatred are just plain weird!
However, I will say this. I have always had a pet peeve about people who think they are different and special. I used to be very neutral towards Angelina. She didn't impress me one way or another. I wasn't a fan of her work and her personal life didn't interest me either.
But recently it seems that she's been trying to impress us with how different and special she is, which I do find very annoying.

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I was bored one day so I went there and to Sugarpops or whatever and all of the comments were "soooo beautiful, great couple, I am sooo happy, etc"...like a bunch of clonapin zombies

OK so ya'll know I hardly ever swear but I gagged, threw up in my mouth just a little and said "FCK THIS SHIT! I am soooooo, like out of here!"

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AW, shucks, Kiz---I think I love you.

I think I'll go let my cat talk to me about his catnip, in your honor.

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ubmitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 3:38pm.

No problemo. The only thing worse than an actual rabid Loonie is a rabid anti-Loonie. Go figure. She could've just said, yeah, I paraphrased and laughed it off.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 3:35pm

Careful, don't stare to long, that's how she hypnotizes you into becoming a Loonie.

I bet GoldenPalace.com is inundated with calls reporting her image in the grease on pizza trays, on crackers, but I'm telling you, if I open a Hershey bar and see dat bitch, I'm gonna have to just freak out and bite her head off.

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Sorry, ladies....I HATE mis-quotes, and I had to challenge blobsy's siggie...My fault.

I just think that hate energy Blobsy has for Ang, a bit could be directed to positivity. The avatar, the name, the siggie....S/he's clearly obsessed.

Blobsy suggested I go to Just Jared, take medication (for restless legs, irritable bowel, impotence? I dunno...), and that I was a troll of some kind. Just because she couldn't prove her hateful mis-quote. SIGH.

I've never been to JJ, because I heard it's mostly teens...am I wrong?

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I am going outside to stare at the bird poop on the side of my car a little longer...LOL!

*pulling up my hammerpants and singing, "da.dada.da...can't touch this" while walking around with my TEXAS size fly swatter like Billy Jack*

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 3:23pm.

When she starts showing up on toast, grab your sock slots, the end is nigh.

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Kizzy, I was thinking the same thing when Mr. President wrote "HAHA".

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 3:15pm.

Bonus: LA can now stand for Lemmings Almost-anonymous, Dlisted chapter.

That was indeed, the proper and PC way to handle your granola infestation. And you don't have to wash a frying pan, or the bottom of the cannister from bonking it with those, way to plan ahead!!

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Deb, the image of Angelina appeared in the cinnamon bun I was eating this morning. I ate it anyway. HAHA.

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Tiny butts are waaaay better. I would go over a cliff for almost any of my fake friends here!

AJ was hiding in my granola cannister this morning (((shudders))) so I
wacked her with a TEXAS-sized fly swatter. Seemed the PC thing to do...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 3:06pm.

ROFLMAO lemmings would certainly be more cute, and they have small butts, so it could actually work as a compliment!

re:AJ Dat bitch is everywhere!! She just pops up. Next thing you know, I'm going to go open a box of Cheez-Its, and fuckin' Angelina's gonna pop outta there, too!

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Hey Kiz, although a good cow parade is always welcomed here on the DList, don't you agree that lemmings would make a better analogy?

There have been post on SIX (count them) pregnant women and with a pinch of pregnant "man" thrown into the mix. How did we end up with Angelina J???

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Submitted by joanne on June 8, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 8, 2008 - 2:46pm.

LOL OK, Whew! I was like, "huh??"

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Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 2:48pm.
kizzy---I know, right?
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An excellent idea! Good tidings of good literacy skills are sure to follow, LMAO

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 8, 2008 - 2:46pm.
OMG kizzy! I love you, not calling you a cow! I just expressed myself wrong, I meant a general mass of people are cows and follow these mags like gospel.

I agree with you totally, Leatherette...I thought you were 'implying' that's all the article was about. Sorry if I misunderstood you. Yes, I read the whole article and unfortunately, it was MUCH more dull (and sad) than that.

And the Bill's dick part WAS the only thing the MSM cared to re-print, because that gets viewers.

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Submitted by Leatherette on June 8, 2008 - 2:47pm.
thanks, but again, my point is:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I don't give a shit, DAMN
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THANK YOU. Neither do I. Personally, I think if the press were getting laid a little more often, they wouldn't feel the need to go digging there. I guess the old adage is true, "sex always sells".

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thanks, but again, my point is:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I don't give a shit, DAMN. Click on any link re the economy on Google news right now -- WE ARE UP SHIT CREEK and STILL dwelling on Bill's dick, and I'm afraid we'll soon be running Obama's dick through the fire and brimstone coals, too.

It's like being trapped in a burning house and having to fight a crowd arguing over who's going to break the fire extinguisher glass. This country is run by an overbreeding horde of dumbfuck twats.

kizzy---I know, right?

And tHis PerSOn wASTed the moderatOR's tIme 'reporting' ME --- maybe because I use complete sentences?

I think I'll go to the "Light a Candle" site:
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng

And light one for the safe delivery of all little fetuses, and one for blobsy's blackened heart.

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Submitted by joanne on June 8, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Like cows, the public masses will follow blindly.
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Just because Vanity Fair published it, doesn't mean I give a shit about it. You said they printed lies, I was just being helpful and telling you where they GOT those lies- a reputable source. You said it could wait. I did not disagree with your sentiment, I merely pointed out the fact that the press doesn't "hold" stories like that. Where do you get off calling me a cow and saying I follow blindly? Once I express an opinion, you may comment upon it, but until I do, keep your suppositions to yourself.

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Leatherette: Most of the article was about his obviously declining health and faculties. The Gina Gershon thing is the only part the MSM picked up on, because they WANT it to be true.

But in the same article, the author alludes to the fact that post coronary artery-bypass, most men can't function sexually anymore anyway. Very well, I guess.

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"People stop and stare at me,
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Dreaming is free."

Submitted by libby on June 8, 2008 - 2:30pm.
CUT and PASTE WAS hard for you....I notice you selected the whole page, banner, links, article, and all!
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For reals! And not even bothering to use the edit feature, either! Don'T Even leT mE get Started On the Inappropriate CapItalizaTionS.

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Yes, kizzy---and that's the spirit in which the article was written, IMO: Bill should be more careful, because everything he was doing would reflect on his wife's campaign.

P.S. I stopped SUBSCRIBING to V.F. when they featured Paris Hilton on the cover (This was actually LONG before most people knew what us Dlisted readers knew about her). But I happily read everything I wish for free now on these innernets.

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