Sunday, June 8th 2008
Fug Night At Mr. Chow
Waiter, I did not order 3 extra large sides of FUG with my chicken satay. Last night, was not the night to be dining at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Imagine trying to enjoy a delicious plate of lobster whatever with two dogs on one side and a gummi bear on the other? One glance at Dog's cockatoo mullet is enough to have me screaming for the check. You could make fried rice on Dog and Beth's skin.
Samantha Ronson needs to change her hair right away because Gummi Bear is copying her 'do.
Shit. They will let any fug into Mr.Chow!
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Dressing for dinner is so last century.
Damn. That restaurant will just let ANYONE in, won't they? I mean, beyond how trashy and hideous they are, his shirt is unbuttoned down to his sunburned potbelly, and I've NEVER worked someplace that would allow that in.
Beth needs to fire the person telling her that white bleached hair with black roots looks good on her. Get some hi and low lights that coordinate bitch!
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I was going to take a trip to CA to see Hollywood, etc.
But I've changed my mind. I fear sitting down in the restaurants, using the toilets, and sleeping in the hotels, for fear of bringing back some unknown strain of an STD. Yuck Yuck Yuck
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 11:00am.
I don't think I could eat, if I were surrounded by such gross people.
Frankly, you don't want to eat at Mr. Chow's. It's like an over-priced P.F. Chang's. You go there to be seen, not to enjoy the food.
Do any of these people have a mirror in their house?
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I think they should have only served them all WATER ONLY. They fat.
Is that Dog's hair, or did the waiter dump a bowl of ramen noodles on his head after he got stiffed on the tip?
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
How in the hell are you supposed to keep your dinner down when you have to look at Dog and GummiDouche?
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I don't think I could eat, if I were surrounded by such gross people.
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I'd be pissed off if I finally had enough $ to go to an expensive, 'ritzy' restaurant and these freak show members rolled in. I'd lose my appetite just seeing them.
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Were they arriving at Mr. Chow's or the VIP room at the Wichita Applebee's.
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gawd i hate Dog and his bithch
Dog seriously needs to slim down, if he thinks he has a chance to catch some in-shape 20 year old fugitive!
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