Sunday, June 8th 2008
Fug Night At Mr. Chow
Waiter, I did not order 3 extra large sides of FUG with my chicken satay. Last night, was not the night to be dining at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Imagine trying to enjoy a delicious plate of lobster whatever with two dogs on one side and a gummi bear on the other? One glance at Dog's cockatoo mullet is enough to have me screaming for the check. You could make fried rice on Dog and Beth's skin.
Samantha Ronson needs to change her hair right away because Gummi Bear is copying her 'do.
Shit. They will let any fug into Mr.Chow!
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If I showed up to work with the mexicans looking like this I'd get sent home.
what the fuck is wrongwith people?
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Methinks there is a new separated a birth...Gummi and an a--hole with the initials of Perez Hilton.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 11:43am.
I'd love to hear Dog and wife trying to order: "No sir, we don't have cole slaw here."
That's after they've asked for "sweet tea" and before they'll ask for Texas Pete to be brought with their entrees.
Submitted by MizRo on June 8, 2008 - 8:44am.
Dawg: missed you all too, love!
Ain't nothing going on but the rent though: LOL! *shrug*
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I'm hearing ya hon!
OMG!!!! Mr. Diamonddawg just saw the picture of Dog and his wifey-poo and he said "Oh mY God, they're filthy dirty! and they're capitalizing off of their filth. They don't deserve to be righ." He doesn't even hang out at Dlisted and he gets it - LIKETHAT!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Dawg: missed you all too, love!
Ain't nothing going on but the rent though: LOL! *shrug*
I try to come in on weekends in the AM when I have some time and ACCESS to catch up.
I am so far behind on all the dirt.
I'd love to hear Dog and wife trying to order: "No sir, we don't have cole slaw here."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 8, 2008 - 11:38am.
Absolutely right about that. Go to Ocean City, Maryland on any summer weekend and you will see why so many people identify with Dog. There are a LOT of people out there who would look at the above picture and not think that was an inappropriate way to dress to a fancy restaurant. Sad.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by madam s. on June 8, 2008 - 11:36am.
as soon as I speculated cocaine I remembered that that didn't stop him from porking it up before... which is baffling to me.
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Empty alcohol calories + Doritos as his feed bag, is my guess.
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haha
all I can think of is the south park fat camp eric cartmen got sent to.
and yes, I'd become a nun after seeing those pigs sweating.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by MizRo on June 8, 2008 - 8:39am.
Dog DOES look ready to keel over: alcohol bloat too.
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Hi Mizro!! I've missed you!!! I was away for awhile and others said you have no Dlisted access at your new job. They suck!!
And yes, since you mention it, I would have to agree that Dawg's liver must be swollen and getting quit hard right about now.
Green is Good,
Like sun damage is their biggest problem.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 8, 2008 - 8:37am.
Dog looks lika heart attack waiting to happen.
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Promise?
Dog DOES look ready to keel over: alcohol bloat too.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 8, 2008 - 11:35am.
kizzy, fat camp lol!
as for dog, If I look at this thread much longer I'm going to turn gay.
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Had Greasy accompanied his brother, we could have had the Fug Trifecta Guaranteed To Make You Swear Off Peen.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 8, 2008 - 8:31am.
I know, but that's just ridiculous. I know they're hillbillys, but at least button the shirts up!
Dawg better get to a dermatologist. He's got major sun damage.
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You'd think they'd get it by now, wouldn't ya? I'm figuring they think their nasty "bikers-living-in-a-trailer-smoking-80-packs-a-day-using-Ms.Clairol" look is their trademark. Must maintain the marketable douche. I mean, think about. At least HALF the American population identifies with this look. Its a sad, sad world. (as i sit here in Tuxon listening to Don't Stop Believin) lol. I HATE THEM!
Dog looks lika heart attack waiting to happen.
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Yeah Mizro and DiamondDawg,
I agree. As soon as I speculated cocaine I remembered that that didn't stop him from porking it up before... which is baffling to me.
Seriously, if I was eating at a restaurant and those three were there I wouldn't be able to enjoy my meal. Just thinking about Dog's butter tooth plaque makes me gag.
I still think Beth is fabulous. This is Brit-Brit about 15 years from now.
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kizzy, fat camp lol!
as for dog, If I look at this thread much longer I'm going to turn gay.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 8, 2008 - 11:29am.
I think their parents ship them both off to fat camp whenever they get too huge, and too strung out. Since we've been spared both Bears awhile, I'm thinkin' Gummi just got back. Must be nice to piss away your oil fortune sending your adult kids away to learn what you never told the nannies to teach them.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by madam s. on June 8, 2008 - 8:28am.
Hey MizRo!
My first guess would be cocaine.
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that makes sense. but what was he doing before that made him fat? oops - FATTER. weed and beer?
Madame s. - Hey too: ordinarily, I'd agree BUT he's been coking up for years.
Many powder-coke abusers get to the point where they can eat, even gorge.
THIS is different, if any drug was involved I'd say Clenbutrol or meth.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 8, 2008 - 10:24am.
Green, honey, you know sophistication cannot be bought.
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I know, but that's just ridiculous. I know they're hillbillys, but at least button the shirts up!
Dawg better get to a dermatologist. He's got major sun damage.
That's right Sheeps....no dressing up. I want to see hairy toes in Flip-flops when I go to dinner...lol
mike: overpriced PF CHang's....lmao
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
it has to suck to lose weight and still be fucking horribly ugly. I wouldn't have bothered,Iwas that gummy creature.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Hey MizRo!
My first guess would be cocaine.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 8, 2008 - 11:24am.
BOARD VOTE: How many people think Greasy Bear went on the "Star Jones Diet"?
Me thinks yes.....
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That's GummiJason, not GreasyBrandon,(yes, I'm ashamed I know that!) but yes, ITA-- he got stapled or banded for sure. He's still totally disgusting. There's not a surgeon in the world that can remove that.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I know real Chinese restaurants that are cleaner than Mr. Chow's.
I didn't even notice Gummi had lost weight... liquid diet? Certainly not exercise.
Is the Dog's dog wife and the Hulk's dog wife sisters????
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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mike,
Most definitely.
jeebus,I am never going to fla or calif!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Most people who lose 300 lbs. look better, GummiDouche is just nasty either way.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Yay! Errbody's here!
Green, honey, you know sophistication cannot be bought. You have it or you don't. These creatures will never have it.
BOARD VOTE: How many people think Greasy Bear went on the "Star Jones Diet"?
Me thinks yes.....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by madam s. on June 8, 2008 - 11:20am.
It's been a while, but I've read some Harry Crews. Carl Hiaasen is another who captures the Florida social milieu perfectly.
mike,
Have you ever read any of the novels by author Harry Crews? These two COMPLETELY remind me of characters out of his stories. And he often writes of native Floridians.
Plus Kim Gordon (of Sonic Youth) briefly had a girl band named after him.
i know they have all this money and their son has a ginormous bathroom, but they live in a trailerpark, right? I'm surprised the city hasn't busted them for violating an ordinance - placing a trailer on an empty lot in Beverly Hills. Hell, the Beverly Hillbillies were hotter than this rag tag team.
Mr. and Mrs. Dawg, buy some class.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Yor has not aged well.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Disheveled, fashion-challenged Glutton alert!
The 3 of them.
and that douche looks like Fat Elvis. With pajamas and shoes from walmart. what the hell?
I don't know their histories, but they've gotta be from FL, at least originally.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 8, 2008 - 11:07am.
I was going to take a trip to CA to see Hollywood, etc.
But I've changed my mind. I fear sitting down in the restaurants, using the toilet...
Hahaha. If I was in the bathroom and Dog just opened the stall door...I'd have to cover the whole seat, bowl, floor...
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 8, 2008 - 8:07am.
I was going to take a trip to CA to see Hollywood, etc.
But I've changed my mind. I fear sitting down in the restaurants, using the toilets, and sleeping in the hotels,
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you know, after my last trip, I decided I'm never going to stay in a hotel again (just walk on the carpet with white socks and then smell the bedspreads!!). From now on I'm only staying at B&B's (they have GOT to be cleaner) and I'm going to bring a caseload of snack pack pudding with me (like charlotte did in satc when she went to mexico.)
Damn, they let homeless people into Mr. Chow's?
He looks sort of like one of those "troll dolls" that used to go on the ends of pencils, except even more hideous and terrifying.