Sunday, June 8th 2008
Fug Night At Mr. Chow
Waiter, I did not order 3 extra large sides of FUG with my chicken satay. Last night, was not the night to be dining at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Imagine trying to enjoy a delicious plate of lobster whatever with two dogs on one side and a gummi bear on the other? One glance at Dog's cockatoo mullet is enough to have me screaming for the check. You could make fried rice on Dog and Beth's skin.
Samantha Ronson needs to change her hair right away because Gummi Bear is copying her 'do.
Shit. They will let any fug into Mr.Chow!
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Holy shit! Is that Joe Dirt's parents?!
Holy shit! Is that Joe Dirt's parents?!
Has Beth lost weight? Her tummy looks slimmer.
When you look up "white trash" anywhere, the three of them will be there. Beth with her white trash knockers. Dog, who just looks the part. Whatshisface the fat white trash shithead. White trailer trash. I would doggybag my food and get the fuck out of Mr. Chows.
Ya'll are HARSH! Yeah, Beth's lost weight & she's lookin better. Dawg's heavy/bloated - looks kinda sick, I wonder about his BP. Still, I'd have a tougher time keepin a meal down across the table from the freak in his p.j.'s - he is nasty! And by the by, MR. CHOW's SUCKS!
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They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----@@@@@########!"A f f l u e n t Bachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
That ho so wants to be Pam Anderson. And that Dog dude is just nastay. I'm sure he smells like fresh dog doo-doo.
I see the coke diet is working for Young Elton.
Dog is one poo-poo platter away from a larger belt size.
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i just got a visual of these two rubbing bellies...it's time for bed...
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sexy motherfucker...
I'd Love to see a White trash titty smack down between Dog's wife and Linda Hogan!
And my money would be on Dog's wife.
Would love to see her kick the shit out of Linda!
Utter fugly shit faces.
who the fug cares about this ugly, fake, superficial family? Why are those people on D-listed if they are Z-listers forever? No upgrade deserved.
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Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
I find these fucktards really REALLY disgusting. I don't find their appeal at all. They are as attractive as a stray dog infested with mange and fleas. Damn trailer trash with money.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Mr. Chow's has literally gone to the dogs.
Boo Wow Wow
Summer Summer Summertime
Ah, look: "Celebrities" for the target demographic of Wal Mart and the GOP.
Mama Moore:
I think their sex tape would be the laugh of the century! ha ha ha ha
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Call me a freak, but I'd still watch their sex tape.
Diamond dog:
slaw is actually german.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
How did Jason piglet lose that weight? He still looks terrible. He can lose weight but can never lose that face.
Diamond D- WOW. I have a friend moving to AZ next month. Her husband got a job there (they have to move, being transfered) and she is so excited. Probably done no research. They'll be in Phoenix. Is that crap too? Yikes. Poor thing, I'll def, not share what I found out today with her!
And people wear their guns so they are visible in a bar? Wow. That's some Roadhouse shit right there! I love the detailed profile of the parts of town. So funny. And I thought AZ was so lovely.
I heard San Diego is getting way expensive (like most of CA) but I hope you do get to move to New Orleans Garden district. I visited there recently and loved it.
Dare I say it...Dog's wife actually looks pretty good.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 8, 2008 - 9:17am.
Tucson is so bad I joined this group on Facebook called "I live in Tucson Because when I die I'll be that much closer to hell" - something like that.
Just wow. I had no idea.
I thought cocaine made you skinny? How can he be fat from it?
Why does her damn shirt look like one of those bullet proof vests the females cops had to wear on Reno 911? Damn shame. What are they doing with their money? Oh I forgot, nevermind...
Looks like Dawg found the weight Beth lost.
But no matter what, they both look like warmed-over trailer trash.
dog definitely has lost that six pack.
Cindyloo, I think she's lost some weight. Still looks like a lot lizard, though. (Hey imagine Tom Brokaw saying that last sentence!)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 9:01am.
@Diamond D, last time i went barhopping in AZ, I felt so out of place. Everyone was packing heat on the outside and mine was concealed. Theirs were bigger too! Got scared. Left hastily and found a smaller bar were mine was bigger.
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That's f'ing HILARIOUS!! I'm looking into getting a concealed permit. I told my husband I wanted a pearl handled pistol. He said that Gen. Patton said, "Only pimps in New Orleans carry pearl-handled pistol." So, I'm now working on him for a Walther PPK.
Thing is, until I get the permit, I carry a pistol in the car and keep it under the bed at night. The problem with it being under the bed is that I'll be ded before I know it cuz I'll have to find my glasses before I can find my gun!
Before moving to Arizona I never ever never thought I'd own a gun. I bought an SKS awhile back. I liked it cuz it has a machete on it. I call it my lucky stabbing knife.
There are way too many meth heads here to take any chances.
This story just happened here last week - started less than 2 miles from our super subdivision HOA place - http://www.azstarnet.com/dailystar/241958
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 8, 2008 - 8:55am.
hahahhaah DiamondDawg.......is Tucson really that bad?
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Yes! But there are two sides to it. There are the dirty old slags who have lived here forever and have no idea how ugly bad it is here. The south side is entirely Mexican. The central part of town is a mix of college students and the green types who think they're going to save the world one historic home at a time. The NW part of town has all the new development housing and LOTS of retirement homes. There are a lot of super-size people up here in supersize cars, but the thing is they can't afford them, so they're at taco bell every night.
Oh, and the college kids like to tear it up at a bar called "Dirtbags" on Speedway. But as soon as they graduate they are outta here. I'm certain there are a gazillion rapes that go unreported. I know there are a lot of suicides the University NEVER reports.
We came here years ago for my husband's graduate school and got stuck. And there's this terrible BOOMERANG effect. Everyone (it seems) who has ever tried to leave ends up back here!! We moved to San Diego once and the boomerang pulled us back to Tucson.
I used to live in the historic/midtown area/central area and recently moved to the NW side. Its heaven up here compared to where we used to live - it was a cute historic house, but EVERY weekend either our cars were broken into or there were drunk kids passed out on our "lawn" - there is no lawn - just dirt and cactus they call "xeroscape". My gawd, I could go on forever.
I'm looking to move somewhere north of Los Angeles along the coast. If mr. dd wins, we'll be in New Orleans for awhile. The one condition is that it has to be the Garden District.
Tucson is so bad I joined this group on Facebook called "I live in Tucson Because when I die I'll be that much closer to hell" - something like that.
Has she lost some weight or is it her clothes that make her look better?
ubmitted by DiamondDawg on June 8, 2008 - 10:59am
haha!
lucky for me, I am at an actual car care service center.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
@Diamond D, last time i went barhopping in AZ, I felt so out of place. Everyone was packing heat on the outside and mine was concealed. Theirs were bigger too! Got scared. Left hastily and found a smaller bar were mine was bigger.
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No comment!
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 8, 2008 - 8:52am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 8, 2008 - 10:49am.
I work in the auto care industry,and I had a troll who informed me only mexicans do that for a living.....
too funny.
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Thanks for the clarification. That is so ridiculous. I have two old german cars. I can't afford to take them to the dealership for repairs, but this very adorable very blonde/blue-eyed kid takes care of my cars. He calls himself a "machinist." He's a genius! But is house, oy vey! There are car parts - engines - in every room. House is dirty, but the he and his wifey wash the dishes with bleach. Is that weird or what?
i didn't see brandon (?) davis at first and i thought you were calling beth the gummi bear- she is built just like one! the arms stick straight out like her boobs, no torso. wow, what a lovely lady.
@PSL, got his stomach banded with Cocaine strips and an Adderall pump...lol
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hahahhaah DiamondDawg.......is Tucson really that bad?
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by mike on June 8, 2008 - 8:50am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 8, 2008 - 11:49am.
What does it say about me that I have both in my refrigerator? :)
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Aw. Errbody likes slaw and baked beans - even the Bush's. American royalty right thar!
(i know i have baked beans in the cupboard and Mr. Diamonddawg loves him some slaw. I can't stand it, but i do love potata salad. that's how we say it - patatuh.)
BUT FOR PETE'S SAKE, NO ONE HERE AT DLISTED WOULD SHOW UP AT MR. CHOWS LOOKING LIKE THESE SKANKS!!
And you're complaining about being in hell Florida??? Try HELL TUCSON. I can drive down to the Bashful Bandit Bar RIGHT NOW and see TEN COUPLES that look WORSE than thse two slags. And I am not kidding. Its dress up like meth heads, hop on our Harleys and start drinking beer in the parking lot day. SUNDAYS!!
I'm going to start selling myself so i can get the money to leave this hell hole.
Submitted by EvilShoe on June 8, 2008 - 8:49am.
Our local repeat pedophile teacher (girl) sent Nick Hogan a letter in jail from her jail down the road.
hahahaha! I guess that shoots the theory about jail as a correctional institute.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 8, 2008 - 10:49am.
I work in the auto care industry,and I had a troll who informed me only mexicans do that for a living.....
too funny.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 8, 2008 - 11:47am.
Methinks there is a new separated a birth...Gummi and an a--hole with the initials of Perez Hilton.
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HAHA. TMZ actually has a video clip of some tourists in West Hollywood who mistook Gummi for Perez.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Mr. Chow needs a stricter door policy.
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http://www.handsomedevilpress.com
Submitted by EvilShoe on June 8, 2008 - 11:49am.
Our local repeat pedophile teacher (girl) sent Nick Hogan a letter in jail from her jail down the road. Thats the ultimate trash attracting trash!!!
LOL, I sent that story to MK yesterday.
Evilshoe
I"d come get you,but Cleveland,Ohio is no great shakes either.
we are the foreclosure capitol of the usa right now..
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 8, 2008 - 11:49am.
What does it say about me that I have both in my refrigerator? :)
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 8, 2008 - 8:48am.
If I showed up to work with the mexicans looking like this I'd get sent home.
what the fuck is wrongwith people?
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You are so fucking hilarious. You have Mexicans where you work? I'm not totally getting it....
Submitted by mike on June 8, 2008 - 11:16am.
I don't know their histories, but they've gotta be from FL, at least originally.
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My God someone rescue me from FL, I'm stuck here with all these crazy ass people!
Our local repeat pedophile teacher (girl) sent Nick Hogan a letter in jail from her jail down the road. Thats the ultimate trash attracting trash!!!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by mike on June 8, 2008 - 11:46am.
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Only the unrefined would ask for Texas Pete, anyone with klass would request Tabasco.
All Gummi Bear needs is a pair of clown shoes to go with those pants. Looks like he hit value village before hitting Chows! Having said that, he has lost quite a bit weight and if he didn't dress like middle aged golfer, he might be a Yummi bear.
I see no one else is having a problem wit Dlisted today....my internet connection is so slow today- I feel like I have fucking dial-up......
Sheeps, what's wrong with cole slaw? hahahaha
Gummi definitely got his stomach banded....
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 8, 2008 - 8:43am.
I'd love to hear Dog and wife trying to order: "No sir, we don't have cole slaw here."
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lol. that would be AFTER Dog said, "DO YA HAVE SLAW? Where's the BAKED BEANS?"