Taylor Hicks Hits Broadway
If I had Taylor Hicks' wrinkled turtle peen and Clay Gayken's man clit both in front of me with a gun to my head, forcing me to suckle on one of them, I'd tell them to pull the trigger and I'd hope for the best.
Is there such thing as a 31-year-old pepaw? Damn, bitch looks like he's ready for the retirement home and a tall glass of Citrucel. Anyway, American Idol winner Taylor Hicks made his Broadway debut as the Teen Angel in "Grease" last night.
The Soul Patrol was apparently out in full force. What does a member of the Soul Patrol look like anyway? I'm guessing they are in wheelchairs with oxygen tanks in their laps, a hearing aid in each ear and a large bag of peppermints in their fanny packs. They were probably shouting, "WHAT DID HE SAY, EDNA?! BEAUTY SCHOOL WHA?! OOPS! I THINK I JUST WENT ON MYSELF." through the entire show.
Here's more pics of Taylor along with the two winners of that crappy ass "Grease" reality show.
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Um okay. Didn't Constanstine or Crapenstien try Broadway as well?
Could. Care. Less.
I'm ashamed of myself for even posting about douchebag Taylor Hicks. That being said. There is NO way he is the age he is claiming. That would mean he is younger than me. I get carded buying organic white wine in Manhattan. He gets carded copping Senior tickets at the movies. C'mon.
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Is American Idol a platform for future broadway understudies?
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Submitted by icedcoffee on June 8, 2008 - 3:49pm.
If you're going to try to pass yourself off as 31, you could at least DYE YOUR FUCKING HAIR.
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& tuck in the chin fat.
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He's so cheesy and creepy. And absolutely no star quality. His Q rating must be negative zero.
Is that male winner really feigning orgasmic ectasy at the sight of the pepaw Hicks poster? Seriously? Shame is officially dead.
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How could Taylor Hicks be a dead ringer for Wayne Newton and not be at least a cousin???
How can he be 31 and a dead ringer for Wayne Newton?
(I just like saying "dead ringer for Wayne Newton") - seriously, if you looked up "Dead Ringer" in the dictionary, would it not show a picture of Wayne Newton?
The song Taylor Hicks/Dead Ringer/Wayne Newton won't leave my head now......
If you're going to try to pass yourself off as 31, you could at least DYE YOUR FUCKING HAIR.
oh shit i thought this was jay leno
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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TEEN Angel????
dude looks like Jay Leno working up a hard-on, goodbye appetite.
Camel toe!!!
he got gay...er? :) and old...er? :O and vegas Wayne??? =\
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This guy's still around? Sheesh.
He looks older than my 60 something year old grandpa - 31 my ass. I want to see some documentation.
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He's so creepy--words cannot begin to describe.
The fact that he thinks he's so talented and attractive just amps up that reality. I think between Gayken and this fug I'd take a bullet too.
Do I Make You Proud?
Yeah, he's 31. Add about 15 to it.
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Forget Mr. Chow's, the fug was on broadway. WTF!!!!!
Submitted by Voice of Reason on June 8, 2008 - 11:42am.
I don't think he looks so bad.
Then again, I'm 54.
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Thank God I went to see Grease in january before this douche had a chance to ruin it for me! I'm still getting over having seen it a few years ago when Rosie was in it....
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
This pappy was claiming to be in his late 20's while he was on the show. I NEVER believed that shit! He looks like he's Clooney's age! If he SERIOUSLY is only 31, he shouldn't fucking brag about it...he's a SUPER old "31".
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I thought Jay Leno had a chin reduction.
I gotta say it.
He.looks.so.gay!
Submitted by Pers on June 8, 2008 - 7:52am.
I spit up in my mouth a bit there.
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Dam you! I was just about to pop open a thing of Snack Pack Pudding. Its breakfast time here on the left coast you know. And Why, WHY! are they so tiny?
this tom guy is really only 31?
If the "winners" of that Grease reality show have to go on stage with Hicks, what happened to the losers? Maybe they were thrown into a pit with a pack of rabid pit bulls and ripped to shreds.
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I spit up in my mouth a bit there.
I agree with the other poster who mentioned something like this - Mr. Soul Patrol got screwed over by Satan big time.
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OK, I give up. What did you change or move in thumbnail 1 and 4 ?
this mess couldn't be more off putting if phoebe price was suing the production for their failure to cast her as something or other.
I don't think he looks so bad.
Then again, I'm 54.
He always looks like he's constipated when he's singing.
Going on American Idol must age you about 30 years and strip you of any inkling of attractiveness. I've never seen the show, but I've seen the creepy trainwrecks that come out of it. There is NO WAY this guy is 31! How would that be possible??
This is what it looks like shortly before they drop the curtain on a Broadway production. Pass the pepermints.
You know him and the Gayken are going to have one hell of a bitchfight to see who replaces Manilow at the Vegas Hilton after Barry retires.
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B-E-A-T at 31.
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"If I had Taylor Hicks' wrinkled turtle peen and Clay Gayken's man clit both in front of me with a gun to my head, forcing me to suckle on one of them, I'd tell them to pull the trigger and I'd hope for the best."
MK YOU ARE A GENIUS.
He looks like "Gay Leno" LOL
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