Saturday, June 7th 2008
My Final Phoebe Price Post Of The Day
I FUCKING SWEAR! Chicken Cutlets overload. I know what you won't be having for dinner. This is a continuation of this post about PP's press conference yesterday in front of the Chanel store. Well, here's the video courtesy of Hollywood Bubble. Truly amazing. This reminds me of the endearing and humiliating speech I gave when I ran for drama club president in High School. I didn't win. I think I memorized my speech though. PP needed to memorize this shit! Again, this is why she needs me on her legal dream team.
Um...and I don't know what "litigation management" is, but at least they are the best in the Los Angeles!
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I love PP she's a total Southern belle and if I was Karl Lagerfeld then I would be personally apologising to her and providing the money for PP's star on the walk of Robertson Blvd!
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
BTW, you can totally tell that her 'litigation manager' hates his life right now.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
Seriously, is she effing delusional?!? I'm glad she has the money to waste on the "litigation management". Considering she's a never-was, and she's suing CHANEL? Like, give it up, crazy woman. So you didn't go to a party. Big freakin whoop.
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
Well, well, well! Chanel was classless enough to invite Phoebe Price, but they appeared to be even more classless not to release an apology for their crappy management. What a disgrace. How very Chanel.
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She's crazy if she thinks this is going to help her get invited to any other events!!
And I think its hilarious that she got *denied* and she's this 'celebrity'... especially when I'm of no celebrity status, yet I get invites to Gucci, Chanel, Saks and Versace events - and get in with no problem!! btw - I'm a businesswoman ~ and I don't get my invitations via email: they are ALL very elegant **mailed** invitations. There is no 'print & confirm' that I've dealt with.
PP~ If you read this: bwahahahahahahahaha
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Lead me not into temptation.
I can find my own way there.
hey dumbass, phoebe, you directed the gossip photographers (fyi, they aren't journalists), to speak to your 'legal team' should anyone have any questions, YET, you butt in & wound up answering them yourself. eye roll.
another thing, it doesn't matter if you are on 'no list'? errrr, well, i'd say it does, hence you didn't get in. har har.
& you were humiliated & embarrassed by this? since when are the terms, 'humiliation & embarrassment' things you recognize. you have been attempting to build your career (or lack thereof) solely on humiliation & embarrassment, i mean c'mon! that's your whole schtick! you don't get embarrassed or humiliated. ever! if you did, you would have packed your generic designer outlet bags & took your gauche butt back home with your tail between your cottage cheese thighs ages ago.
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I'm working on my therapist's license and these posts and clips of PP are always really helpful by showing real life examples of grandiosity, narcissism, and detachment from reality...
Hey PP,
.....you and i have the same thing! see below. i'm on desk duty at work so i had alot of time on my hands. cheers!
delle
Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD
-can be caused by excessive praise and criticism in childhood, particularly that from parental figures. Narcissistic personality disorder is frequently mistaken for self-centeredness.
indicated by five (or more) of the following:
1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (see that letter written by "her agent")
2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique
4) requires excessive admiration ("i never call the "paparazzis"!")
5) has a sense of entitlement (hello chanelgate)
6) is interpersonally exploitative
7) lacks empathy (all the barbies that died to make her weave)
8) is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her (like those jealous pr girls who hate her because she's famous!!)
9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes (ahem)
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"i don't believe in the republic party OR the democrat party i just believe in parties!"
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I would really like to see the video of her being escorted off the premises. Is it available? Is there such a video?
She is a sad, pathetic wanna-be who never was and never will be!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Maybe if Lady Desperate actually went to auditions and successfully landed acting roles she wouldn't have to resort to in-store shenanigans to get press.
Feeble hasn't yet learned the difference between people "laughing with you" and people "laughing *at* you".
Dame is three exits past crazy.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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I'm not trying to be funny, but I'm starting to think that she has some mental disorder, like Asperger Syndrome. She really cannot 'read' people, and this whole obsession with fame is just ridic. Somebody needs to study her and get her, and the world, a cure, cos this ain't funny no more.
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
Now will someone dump a bucket of pig's blood on her head? Mrs. K was right, Carrie of the Cutlets.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
That was so embarrassing. PP definitely made a fool of herself.
Suddenly I understand why this woman doesn't have any acting credits...
btw, when you get invited to an event such as this one, is it not the invite you should bring along to gain entry and not a "confirmation" letter written by your mother??
to leatherette...
I do believe karl is still master vampire. :)
I think schadenfreude is the enjoyment we feel in the misfortune of others. I don't know of any German word that describes MinxinSpace's emotion.
A lot of Dlisters revel in schadenfreude, such as the fun of seeing MK Olsen fall down or Paris in a cop car.
Dear Minxinspace...
May I introduce myself. It is I, Rumplestiltskin, and I believe the word you seek is the delicious German word "schadenfreude" which means..It is not enough that only I succeed...my friends MUST fail"..Alternately, it refers to a "speckled Southern Ginge Gecko" who THINKS incorrectly that she is a star because an ingenious blogger talks about her and makes fun of her continuously UND then she falls...SPLAT on her chicken cutlet face..just what we desire to see.
Submitted by Banayna on June 7, 2008 - 10:00pm.
PLEASE tell my why you call her chicken cutlets!
Her Alabama pappy gave her that name when she was six, because whenever she was asked what she wanted for dinner, she always answered the same: Canard a l'orange sur epinards. Since no one had any idea what she was talking about or how a six-year-old could learn a foreign language (especially since she seems to have had trouble with English), they would beat her severely like a chicken cutlet.
What's that German word for feeling shame/embarrassment for other's complete stupidity? Whatever it is, that's what I'm feeling. She's so insanely funny that's it sad. Is it possible that one person can be so deluded? Guess so....
Does anyone know where she gets her money? I'm amazed this is the first time she got thrown out of a place.
Submitted by Carol: "That is one goddawful hillbilly voice."
Carol, you just made me watch the video. I wasn't going to.
She sounds like Danny Cooksey, that ginger kid with the bowl cut that was on "Diff'rent Strokes".
This poor pathetic woman! Phoebe, if you had any shot at stardom, you have lost it by this video! How sad you are!
Submitted by Banayna on June 7, 2008 - 11:00pm.
PLEASE tell my why you call her chicken cutlets!
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Because the nickname cottage cheese pierogi just doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Banayna:
Lol! MK is making fun of those nasty little cheek implants she has in her face...
mediuhh..pause..pause..shoppers pushing PP out of the way at CHANEL!!LAMO..go to the highest court in the land PP..the SUPREME JUSTICES must hear that voice. LOL
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Submitted by Banayna on June 7, 2008 - 10:00pm.
PLEASE tell my why you call her chicken cutlets!
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I will ! I will!...This is the substance from which her o-so-lovely high cheek bones are made! Isn't she glamorous?!?!
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I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
PLEASE tell my why you call her chicken cutlets!
Does PeePee not know how to read?
She seems to have difficutletsties comprehending from her official yellow manilla pad typed statement.
I truly dislike PeePee...
MK..why, why? She really believes her own press..btw PeePee..it is hot SLUT of the month, not hot babe, and it ain't supposed to be a compliment..if it were hot babe, then I would be the "pin up" not you PeePee...you are a freaking slag...
Now please kindly go away..and never darken the doorway of Chanel again.
How dare you Madam, how dare you indeed presume you are invited to the lofty halls of Chanel???? The closest to Chanel you can ever be is Canal (Street)..clearly that is the invitation you recieved, you, you chicken cutlets mouthed fibber
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Now BE GONE PeePee
What does she expect to come from all of this? That all of the sudden her name will be added to all of the a-list events because people will be afraid she will sue them if they don't? PLEASE. This bitch IS as dumb as she looks....
I never heard of this spotted gecko until I started reading this site. Please don't give her any more publicity!
The bitch can't read out loud. If you can't read, you shouldn't be able to sue.
Good Lordy! There are so many of these posts, I'd lost track of this LAST (yeah, right) post. If she gets the reality show before midnight you KNOW you're gonna have to post again MK - you just know it.
Anyhow. Hollywood must be just EXHAUSTED tryna ignore this woman by now. How fun!
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Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
OMG, they had SECURITY ESCORT HER OFF THE PREMISES????? That is too funny! She must have thrown quite the little hissy fit! Anyone with any dignity at all would have just left after being turned away. Oh wait, dignity. Phoebe Price. Nevermind....
Proof the bitch is stupid: Holding press conferences and photo ops in front of the Chanel store only gives Chanel more press. It makes PP look stupid and therefore makes it look like "the PR girl" is the smart one because she wouldn't let some dumb slag into the opening.
Sorry, PP (and MK), I'm siding with Chanel on this. What's even the basis for the lawsuit? Can you file a lawsuit because someone hurt your feelings? If that's the case, I'm about to become a zillionaire!
Suck it up, Chicken Cuts. The whole thing is making you look like the biggest crybaby slag who can't handle rejection. How on earth do you think you'll ever make it as an actress?
Is this her way of campaigning for Hot Slut of the Year...again???
No Way Phoebe!!! It's La Pequena's year!
O.K. seriously, what is her deal? How does she show up in Cannes? And Chanel openings? WTF has she ever done except dlisted???
Submitted by beachgirl on June 7, 2008 - 6:55pm.
This is what is sad about this country. People who do NOTHING but make asses out of themselves publicly become famous.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
And this is just the beginning.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
This is really pathetic! Even Paris Hilton doesn't stoop to pulling these types of PR stunts. I looked PP up on imdb.com and there is practically nothing there. How does she even have money to hire any attorneys? This is what is sad about this country. People who do NOTHING but make asses out of themselves publicly become famous.
PLEEEEEEEASE!
No more of this Freckled cunt.
I will do anything to make it stop.
It's worse than water boarding!
GWAD. She sounds just like Sissy Spacek in Coal Miner's Daughter!
On what grounds does intend to sue them? I don't get it.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
I'm going to go on a hunger strike until this woman takes an IQ test... I swear to fucking god!
Why is she making such a big deal out of this? Can we say desperation?
They probably went to Matchbook State Law School.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 7, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 7, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I can't imagine being Phoebe's PR person pays the bills.
It's her mom Flora, DeeDee. No joke. I bet she just rented the two guys.
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I also think she's angling for a reality show now. If Tila Tequila and Kim Kardashian can get shows off tits and ass and golden showers, I think this clown has a shot based on unmined depths of wannabe hystrionics.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 7, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I can't imagine being Phoebe's PR person pays the bills.
It's her mom Flora, DeeDee. No joke. I bet she just rented the two guys.
Submitted by annie87 on June 7, 2008 - 4:48pm.
"any question for my legal team?" *cricket sound*
"Yes. Umm, has either of you been to law school? Did you graduate or did your studies end prematurely?"
I have to admit I like the PP posts. They give me a chance to point and laugh at someone who is truly pathetic, and I very much enjoy pointing and laughing.
& if Chanel is still being run by Karl Lagerfeld, Ronaldine McDonald better watch her pasty back. Lagerfeld is Satan's undead fashion envoy.
I feel so bad for her ,and hope she prevails in her lawsuit against those heartless bitches. I care nothing about the poor ,the homeless ,the crackwhore who pees outside my window ,and I hate animals ,but it angers me to see Phoebe hurt. I can only imagine her humiliation and not only will i never buy another Chanel product (I prefer Prada anyway)but I plan on reading Dlisted everyday to see how Phoebe is doing. GO PHOEBE !!!!!!!!!!!