Saturday, June 7th 2008
Wonky's New Friends
Wonky is currently shooting her MTV reality show where she's looking for her new main wart popper and best friend. Wonky brought the sad bunch of broads to party at Tao in Las Vegas yesterday. My pennies are on the pregnant bitch in the leopard dress. Wait, is that Jessica Simpson? I knew her career was in the gutter, but damn. Seriously, Pregnant Leopard Bitch looks like she's down for anything including sucking up Wonky's crab babies, which I'm sure is one of the challenges. PLB for the win!
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Submitted by girl_cheese on June 7, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Are guys on steroids outlawed? Cuz Danny Bonaduce would be a real contender.
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A well presented sheep sends a positive message to both judges and potential buyers. It is always important to have your sheep looking its best when presented for show or sale.
Submitted by Aphid on June 7, 2008 - 11:54am.
70 million and one!
Is the leopard bitch really pregnant or did she eat a bean and cheese burrito? (Those things ALWAYS give me the most wicked gas)
A, you always slay me!
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A well presented sheep sends a positive message to both judges and potential buyers. It is always important to have your sheep looking its best when presented for show or sale.
(I meant Sockie LOOKS damned fine...)
On topic : You don't have a World's Tiniest Boner category, M.K. My suggestion of the day - you're gonna need one. A category of that name, not the actual world's tiniest boner itself. No one needs one of those.
Submitted by LoLo on June 7, 2008 - 4:44pm.
I don't eat butt food, LoNO LOLZ so shut the eff up! Are you a Christian? It's ok if your old and fat and dumb ugly but just as long as your a Christian haha, thanks.
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☆★☆“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton☆★☆
Submitted by Cunt Odor on June 7, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Ha, When you werent looking, I put my finger in your butt.
Then I handled your food with my bare hands.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
"iq 30" is written on their foreheads. soooo embarassing!
The contestant pool will shrink as soon as the contestants realize that their main task will be to shake the crabs out of The Wonk's sheets. None of them had considered that this would be a long term commitment.
On second glance, pregnant leopard bitch looks like Nicolette Sheridan.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
*looks around to make sure no one's here* *whispers* For one wild moment there I thought...I thought the blonde haired girl next to Paris was Xtina. *hides*
~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by girl_cheese on June 7, 2008 - 1:57pm.
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Hi! girl_cheese. Not yet. Been trying to train my Bozo to walk down the aisle. He's the ring bearer. I figure that will take a couple of months, but the shocked and embarrassed look on my future MIL's face will be priceless! If the training fails, I'll hire a monkey. j/k
Actually, we're taking our time. Been together for a couple of years and need time to prepare for an event that won't allow a clan of silk purses and sows' ears to butt in. lol
ON T: Ugly bitches.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
The blonde in the leopard is Kayley Gable... She's Clark Gable's granddaughter. She's a really great chick, probably one of the craziest/funniest girls I know. She's best friend's with my little sister... Love that girl. She's fabulous.
mitted by parissucksliterally on June 7, 2008 - 10:07am.
Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on June 7, 2008 - 10:37am.
She thinks she's god's gift to the world. I can't fucking stand her.
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you and 70 million other people.
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70 million and one!
P.s. Is the leopard bitch really pregnant or did she eat a bean and cheese burrito? (Those things ALWAYS give me the most wicked gas)
Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on June 7, 2008 - 10:37am.
She thinks she's god's gift to the world. I can't fucking stand her.
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you and 70 million other people.
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Now that you mention it - that is the world's tiniest boner. M.K., do you have a category for that?
It's been a while since I've been out & have seen Miss Sockie. Are you married yet, cutie? You like damned fine for a married woman, I must say! Or damned fine for a woman, period.
On topic : I'll take those kittens. If this skank is partying with (I almost can't type it) Paris (I feel an STD coming thru the keyboard) Hilton, her kittens are going to need foster care. Probably awarded by the state.
She thinks she's god's gift to the world. I can't fucking stand her.
Lory,
Ditto! You would never know in his trannie clothes, but i'll tell ya a secret, Ed is packin'!!!!
He was "undercover" (in jeans) when i saw him, and i was completely twitterpated!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Clarisse, Eddie is the best! I <3 his hot ass!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 7, 2008 - 10:23am.
Bonette Appetit?
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hahahhahahahha.......gotta walk the dog.....be back in a bit
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Bonette Appetit?
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No comment!
Submitted by fatgurrl on June 7, 2008 - 11:43am.
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That. Made. My. Life.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Submitted by madam s. on June 7, 2008 - 10:15am.
It's like a little "bonette".
Awwww... how cute! I'm guessing the guy sporting it hasn't been that close to a woman in some time.
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
Who really cares about this ho-bag. Her show will be a mess just like her. The women trying out for the show are looking for a little lime light themselves. I am sure they are a bunch of aspiring actors, models, and singers aka strippers, and karoke singers looking for the big break.
This shit will be a waste of air time and money. Hell they should give me a show. I will name it "What the Hell!!!"
fatgurrl and Sheeps,
It's like a little "bonette".
But seriously, the fact that he can even get a bonette going for that crew means he is wildly troubled and hard-up.
Lory,
My avie is the brilliantly fabulous Eddie Izzard in "Bloke mode".
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Run! It's the clergy!
Does Paris not realize how pathetic this is...a reality show to find friends?
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Submitted by mike on June 7, 2008 - 12:58pm.
The contestants look just as I thought they would.
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Ugly, right? I love the fact I have such low expectations for this bitch and her suck-cess at anything.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I think Paris looks pretty here (I can admit when she looks good), but she is the root of all eveil. I blame her for the explosion of "famous for nothing" people....she sucks major ass.
I wish she'd get an extremely painful illness, wither away slowly and die.
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
Second thumbnail.
The pregnant leopard bitch is about plunge her tongue down that throat & devour that STD infested skank.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
The contestants look just as I thought they would.
Props to the person in casting who was able to find that many people who look worse than Paris; good job.
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
Yeah, if that's a boner, I feel sorry for him....
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
Submitted by fatgurrl on June 7, 2008 - 9:43am.
has anyone noticed the asian man with the boner?
It's like a boner only smaller.
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
Like Heigl would be caught DEAD with Paris....hahahhaha
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
Submitted by fatgurrl on June 7, 2008 - 12:43pm.
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Submitted by Triscuit on June 7, 2008 - 12:40pm.
see the dude in grey,nice boner.
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I DID!!!!!!!
I'm a perv,though...LoL!
And the preggers Leopard Girl, I thought that was Kathrine Heigel ( how ever you spell her stupid name) until I read the article..
has anyone noticed the asian man with the boner?
All these little gals take themselves way to serious. The minute the camera is off the grossness that is a Hilton, will just walk off.
Soooo..the only contestants that showed up were from Tranny-World?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on June 7, 2008 - 9:35am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 7, 2008 - 9:33am.
I'm getting a subtle vibe here: not really a fan?
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that's the problem with me Sheeps- you just never know how I really feel......I have a problem communicating...
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
see the dude in grey,nice boner.
So Harlow is getting a cousin? Wow, that's so, ummm, ick.
Gigi-Belle
She's so fucking gross I can't stand it.
Nice plastic eyelashes, cunt.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 7, 2008 - 9:33am.
I'm getting a subtle vibe here: not really a fan?
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
She is such a fucking joke. I can't believe she can't see how pathetic everyone think she is. She is delusional.
Try not fucking your friend's boyfriends, or competing with tem, and maybe you'd keep a real friend, rather than have a reality show.....what a turd.
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
Leopard print will be gone before two shakes of a lambs tail. Too much of an attention hawg. Paris does NOT do competition...
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Clarisse, bwahahaha! The world would be a better place had they done what you just suggested. *insert evil face* Btw, who's that in your avie?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I thought "Pregnant Leopard Bitch" was Linda Hogan.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
What sort of a STD riddled clueless classless twat do you have to be to make a tv show about how you have to buy friends???
Lory,
"Necessity and desperation just met."
Indeed!
They should have drowned this one at birth.
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Run! It's the clergy!
The other blonde chick in the black dress (not Paris, the other girl) is pretty hot. Obviously she won't pick her though because then Paris would be the sidekick.
~*Head Bitch*~