Saturday, June 7th 2008
Wonky's New Friends
Wonky is currently shooting her MTV reality show where she's looking for her new main wart popper and best friend. Wonky brought the sad bunch of broads to party at Tao in Las Vegas yesterday. My pennies are on the pregnant bitch in the leopard dress. Wait, is that Jessica Simpson? I knew her career was in the gutter, but damn. Seriously, Pregnant Leopard Bitch looks like she's down for anything including sucking up Wonky's crab babies, which I'm sure is one of the challenges. PLB for the win!
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Hopefully only 4 desperate assholes will watch this horrid show.
I open the page to PLB & realized that's it's my girlfriend Kaley. Didn't know about the Paris show. I think I know why.
Something in the milk ain't clean.
How funny is the last thumbnail of Paris trying to pose sexy and then you see her giant disgusting man hands!!! HAHAHA Looks like she was digging ditches with those paws
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Are these girls playing a big joke on us with these outfits?
Gross. Paris could have at least taken them shopping.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
I don't understand WHY MTV IS ACTUALLY PUTTING THIS SHIT OUT!!! We have made so much progress getting rid of this plague on the earth! the cure is working, now they want to cause a mutation outbreak!! Fuck them!!!
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Wonky looks so cute.I love her.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
From: Look Up Your Ex: "and don't even understand the new generation"
if your saying that all young people of this generation are like paris whoreton,that being skanked up drug addicted and constantly rode hard and put away wet, your dead wrong on that.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
princesspinche:
if Miss gable is as great as you say she is lets hope she dosen't end up on paris's show. if she does, she may end up like paris when the show's all over, or she may end up a mental mess when paris completely dumps her ass in the end.
oh and clark gable was the shit. loved him. lets hope his sweet little granddaughter doesn't have the same bad breath he did. he he.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
You guys know Paris would never pick anyone that would make her look bad physically. Anyone who participates in the farce is such a loser.....
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by poo on June 7, 2008 - 9:26pm.
What a fug group.
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My thoughts exactly. What did Paris say? "Find me the ugliest bitches you can find...and one that looks like Audrina. I might keep that one if she's really stupid".
PS. I really think someone should write a story...no wait - a MOVIE! about Cunt Odor the Troll. Seriously: I smell a hit.
Edited to spell write right.
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Why it's important to smile in pictures:)
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard of. WTF is wrong with the people who come up with these lame-ass ideas for reality shows?
Submitted by Sayonara on June 7, 2008 - 4:40pm.
jump in, but we started talking about her, because that is my siggie......
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
What a fug group. And by fug I mean soul-killing.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 7, 2008 - 6:13pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 7, 2008 - 2:48pm.
the "sucks literally" part of her name is redundant
We were talking about Me'Shell Ndege'fsjllap[8dhdjka, whose name is not reproducible on a keyboard. But your point about Paris (not PSL) is well taken.
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Oooh can I jump in here for a second? I remember her song from back in the day. If that's your boyfriend, If that's your boyfriend, If that's your boyfriend he wasn't last night. HA HA HA HA
Summer Summer Summertime
Is there a monetary prize for the selected winner? If so, the only way Paris can get a friend is to pay them. How sad!
Summer Summer Summertime
Submitted by Simmetrick on June 7, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Or that civilization has officially ended
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Can Armageddon start there and end after the Earth is cleansed of these bims!!!!!!
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Submitted by Larreth on June 8, 2008 - 12:53am.
Or that civilization has officially ended?
Submitted by Cunt Odor on June 7, 2008 - 10:39pm.
I guess there is apparently no age for dumb ass comments. I am also pretty sure that no one is impressed.
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Test, to see if my stomach could stand the love
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
HAHA, Deb. That's true. We have to stick together to repel the next Troll Army offensive.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Desperate, Party of one. Parisite is here, looking as pathetic as usual.
That's a whole lotta stupid!!
Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Ah, if only they could all get their empty heads in front of one shotgun. *Bliss*
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That's my WISH GRANTED! >:)
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the pig stuffed in the leopard print is channelling mama hogan...since they're not photo'd together can i assume they are the same person?
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Submitted by Thornhill on June 7, 2008 - 5:35pm.
PLB is fighting the klassy..
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That's one ugly fight.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Mr. Pres, LMAO! We are full of weeds for the last few weeks...
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No comment!
PSL, I guess I should read the posts more closely. Sorry.
I was picking on Paris. I've already got Taylor Swift Fan on my case , I don't need Mix Well coming after me as well. LOL
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Three measly hours and already it seems a lifetime. Newbies. GEES!
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No comment!
PLB has sexay panza!
Your face!
Ick nasty ass snatch party! The crabs were EVERYWHERE!
Your face!
PLB is fighting the klassy..
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OMG, ♥@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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She'd have to find someone as skanky as she is.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 7, 2008 - 2:48pm.
the "sucks literally" part of her name is redundant
We were talking about Me'Shell Ndege'fsjllap[8dhdjka, whose name is not reproducible on a keyboard. But your point about Paris (not PSL) is well taken.
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A well presented sheep sends a positive message to both judges and potential buyers. It is always important to have your sheep looking its best when presented for show or sale.
LMFAO CUNT ODOR!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 7, 2008 - 3:02pm.
I thought Jesus would love the name "Cunt Odor".
Very Christian.
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by Cunt Odor on June 7, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Shut the fuck up, cunts! Your just jealous that she is prettier and has more $$$ than youre broke asses!!! LOLZ I bet you are all like, old fat people and don't even understand the new generation, ahaha. Oh, and if you're not Christian, don't bother responding, cuz I only need to listen to other Christians (and my lord and savior, Jesus Christ of course).
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Here's a newsflash for you:
Jesus hates you.
Hey Mr President:
you picking on me?
You'd better watch out, or I'll tell MixWell....
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Aphid.....your box was calling me...i had to return a message....lol
Sheeps- no shit! I have trouble with her first name...forget the last! (and you KNOW about me an the mental "red pen")
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Sheeps, the "sucks literally" part of her name is redundant, thus no need to repeat it. She should just address herself as "Paris", and we'll all go "Ooooh, how are you today Ms. Sucksliterally?"
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
She should star in a reality show called: 'Who Wants to Marry an STD Vector' or 'Are You Smarter Than a Crab-Ravaged Retard'. Those would get better ratings, I think.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
PSL: Everyone is too lazy to spell her name. I bet even she is. Can you see her when she tries to order new checks or a pizza by phone?
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A well presented sheep sends a positive message to both judges and potential buyers. It is always important to have your sheep looking its best when presented for show or sale.
PSl - I haven't poked my head out today yet. I'ma skeered.
Check yer box, ma'am. Inbox that is.
Sheeps, it's a CUM bubble, not fart bubble! Silly baaaa!
yes Sheeps! It is a great song....I just was too lazy to look up the spelling of Me'Shell's name...hahha
"Boyfriend, boyfriend- yes I had your boyfriend..."
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
PSL: I like the song and the video in your siggy!
Aphid: Bangers and mash? That's how I first heard the term "fart bubble."
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A well presented sheep sends a positive message to both judges and potential buyers. It is always important to have your sheep looking its best when presented for show or sale.
Submitted by LoLo on June 7, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by Cunt Odor on June 7, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Ha, When you werent looking, I put my finger in your butt.
Then I handled your food with my bare hands.
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*blushes*
Actually, LoLo, that was me. I kinda liked it. Call me?
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
hey Aphid! Any "Tori & Dean"s in the sky today?
I sent you a message on MS.....
OT: Paris is a whore.
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 7, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Aphid on June 7, 2008 - 11:54am.
70 million and one!
Is the leopard bitch really pregnant or did she eat a bean and cheese burrito? (Those things ALWAYS give me the most wicked gas)
A, you always slay me!
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:) xoxoxo
Bangers and mash do it too
I don't even wanna visualize that one, Sheeps. But, hey - to each their own. Maybe some peeps out there love a small, hard dick. Who knows.
Submitted by LoLo on June 7, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Cunt Odor on June 7, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Ha, When you werent looking, I put my finger in your butt.
Then I handled your food with my bare hands.
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I love that your comment was ok, if you are a Christian.....hahahahha
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"If that's your boyfriend, he wasn't last night..."