Wednesday, June 11th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Hugh Laurie (49)
Shia LaBeouf (22)
Joshua Jackson (30)
Matt McGrath (39)
Peter Dinklage (39)
Joe Montana (52)
Adrienne Barbeau (63)
Gene Wilder (75)
Queen Fabiola of Belgium (80)

Posted by: Michael K


joanne's picture

Happy belated birthday to Hugh Laurie and Gene Wilder.

Hugh Laurie shakes my ovaries a thousand different ways!!!

patty cake's picture

I heart Gene Wilder and YES Hugh is HOT
Happy BIrfday sluts

xoxox

The war isn't working.

jammer's picture

Well, fuck me sideways, Hugh Laurie!
Genius on HOUSE, The Black Adder, and The Young Ones!!!!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

hug laurie is the SEXIEST HOTTEST SMOKINGEST (sorry, MK) man in town. he can put my fire out any time.

gucci's picture

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Hugh Laurie happy birthday ooh i so want to come to your place and give you the birthday gift of your dreams. that being me double notted to your bed post butt naked and you doing whatever you like with the entire time!

happy birthday to everyone else!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Lots of love and birthday wishes to the wonderful Joshua Jackson!

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Hindsight2020 -
Speaking of Sense and Sensibility, help me out, dlisted hussies . . .

What the crap did Mrs Palmer say just before he mutters, "If only you would shut up."?

I'm ashamed I had to Google that one, because I couldn't remember that line, but it seems to be:
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Mrs. Palmer: Oh! If only this rain would stop!

Mr. Palmer: (sotto voce) "If only you would stop."

Migraineuse's picture

Happy birthday to that hot bitch, Hugh Laurie.

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The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08

Hindsight2020's picture

Speaking of Sense and Sensibility, help me out, dlisted hussies . . .

What the crap did Mrs Palmer say just before he mutters, "If only you would shut up."?

Clarisse's picture

WTFOMGLOL,
Best delivery of a line EVER.

Libby,
The great thing about S&S is my sis is a total numbers person, hates Austen-like stories, but loves Harry Potter and House. I took it over one day and made her watch it and she was stunned!!!

Hugh, Imelda, Alan, Emma...

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parissucksliterally's picture

Hugh and Shia.....niiiiice.

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elegantlady's picture

The Beef AND Dr. House? What a wonderful day. HB you two!!!

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libby's picture

On the DVD commentary of "S & S," Emma Thompson says the key to his character was that HE had to marry that chatty dimwit for HER money!!! hahahaha!

Remember him holding his son, at arm's length, while the baby is screaming, and Mrs. Palmer yells over the din, "I've never seen a father take to a son so naturally..." (or something like that.) Hi-larious!

P.S....The paper he was reading was called "The Porcupine." (!?!) I always thought that was such a strange name for a paper...I should google some shit and educate myself on old British political stuff like that.

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"People stop and stare at me,
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We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Mrs. Palmer: (silly) "Oh no! It can't be five miles! I can't believe it is five miles!!"

Mr Palmer (sooo dryly) : "Tryyyyy."

love this line :D

peaches's picture

Ah good old Dr house great show! Hugh Laurie is one of those Lucky few celebrities who doesn't have haters. PRobably because he's more a screen actor then a celebrity-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

peaches's picture

Ah good old Dr house great show! Hugh Laurie is one of those Lucky few celebrities who doesn't have haters. PRobably because he's more a screen actor then a celebrity-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Clarisse's picture

WTFOMGLOL,
Very true!!! Good call!

Libby,
*hangs head*
*cough dolores umbridge cough*

I love how he just wanted to read the paper but she'd make one too many inane comments and he couldn't help himself!!!

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Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

Happy B'day to Gene Wilder.
~SAS

backfat's picture

Man, I wish I would go into labor right now, Hugh Laurie would be an awesome person to share a birthday with.

libby's picture

Clarisse! Too true! And I loved that he was so pissed...because his wife was so RIDICULOUS and vapid and chatty.....Imelda Staunton, one of favorite actresses.
(Y'all may remember her as that pink-suited teacher in the latest "Harry Potter."
(Never saw nor read a HP, so I don't know the character's name.)

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

WTFOMGLOL's picture

I lurves me some Hugh :D

His tiny little part in Sense & Sensibility was so very House, but with the english accent.
Loved it.

libby's picture

Does anybody else remember, right after Joe Montana retired...at the height of his football hero status, he hosted SNL?

He did this sketch, where the joke was you could hear everybody's true inner thoughts before or after they spoke. Joe plays the roommate of a guy who has his girl over for a date. The guy warns the girl that the roommate Joe is a dork.....Well, everything Joe said out loud, his inner voice repeated verbatim. At the end, he's saying goodnight, and his inner voice said "I'm going to my room to masturbate..." Then he said it out loud!
Pretty scandalous for a football hero, and the late 80's! (Early 90's?)

I remember everything I ever saw on tee-v. SIGH.

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Clarisse's picture

libby,
Oh God! He was one of the highlights of that movie!!! (and that's saying something cuz that was a BRILLIANT movie!)

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libby's picture

OH HUGH! A 'bit player,' "Mr. Palmer," in my favorite movie "Sense and Sensibility"!!!

"Oh, our Mr. Palmer is so droll, he's always out of humour..." He only had like 7 lines, but he is a must-see in that one!

Gene Wilder....one of my few serious childhood crushes...his hair so blonde and furry, his eyes so blue in "Blazing Saddles."
But "Young Frankenstein" IS the best! "OOOOOOHHH!!!! SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE, AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU!!!!"
(psstt...she was singing about a large penis.)

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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."

Anonymousfckr's picture

that's a pretty stupid pose for a 49 year old. I love him tho

MJF's picture

For the record, when I become queen I am SO changing my name to "Fabiola"! Either that, or "Ofeverything". Or anything that starts with "B" so for short, my loyal subjects can call me Queen B.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

ImpertinentVixen's picture

What a great bunch of sluts today! Is Hugh Laurie's Bitch still a screen name here?

Peter Dinklage - Great in everything, from The Station Agent to Elf. I love in Station Agent when the little girl looks at him and asks, "What grade are you in?"

Adrienne Barbeau - Maude's daughter and star of The Fog. Also possesses big chichis.

Gene Wilder - No explanation necessary!

Queen Fabiola of Belgium - Hot slut with hot hair, hot name, hot job. I just love her hot self!

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

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La_Femme_Latina's picture

LeBuff is only 22? forgot he was a disney fetus. Long live even stevens.

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Submitted by mike on June 11, 2008 - 7:01am.

I never heard that! Marty was genius. It's a shame he died so young but the man was said to have smoked up to 6 packs of cigs a day...

EvilShoe's picture

Happy Birthday to Shia and the rest of the Birthday Sluts!!

LOL @ The C Word!!

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MJF's picture

Happy Birthday, Peter Dinklage! You sexy little man, you! Loved The Station Agent!

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Madam Pince's picture

What a day! Two of the sexiest beasts alive, Hugh Laurie & Peter Dinklage, were born! Mmmm mmmm good!

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mike's picture

Submitted by Lexi-J on June 11, 2008 - 8:30am.
Love Gene Wilder. Young Frankenstein is still one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time.

Here's a bit of tangential trivia: The late Marty Feldman's wife, Lauretta (still extant) is said to be the Lauretta mentioned in the Beatles' song, Get Back.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on June 11, 2008 - 7:46am.
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That's sweet. Nothing says, "I feel so close to you" quite like a restraining order!

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

melissochka's picture

hugh laurie is so goddamned hot.

Happy Birthday to Hugh! I have the entire set of the Bertie Wooster and Jeeves the Butler series! Hilarious rompings! Yes, and happy birthday to Gene Wilder, Young Frankenstein is a masterpiece!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I remember back in the early 80s, up at camp my father-in-law had a poster of Adrienne tacked up in the outhouse!

Jan_In_The_Pan's picture

Back off, angel_i, he's mine!!!! He loves ME! He told me so in this letter I got. (Granted, you have to understand that he's shy and when he says "I love you" it reads very much like "cease and desist" and when he says "Come hither" it may actually look as though his attorney is saying something or other about keeping five hundred yards between me and Hugh at all times.

Still...it's love. Don't get in my way!

HEART ANGELINA's picture

Happy Birthday to all the B-Day sluts. Esp Peter, Hugh, and Shia. I should have known he was a Gemini.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

mike's picture

Submitted by angel_i on June 11, 2008 - 8:15am.

Then you MUST be unaware of the Hotness that is Adrienne Barbeau:

I stand corrected. I was confusing her with someone else. Happy B-day to Adrienne Barbeau, too.!

kbug's picture

happy birthday you old curmudgeon!
happy birthday gene!

Lexi-J's picture

Love Gene Wilder. Young Frankenstein is still one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time.
"Put the candle back!"

dailygrind's picture

Hugh...49 and still smoking hot! Happy Birthday, Hugh!!!

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Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."
House: "[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?"

YesIownPanties's picture

gene wilder!!!! happy birthday!

"The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last."

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Submitted by mike on June 11, 2008 - 7:08am.

Happy B-day Shia & Gene. The rest? meh
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Then you MUST be unaware of the Hotness that is Adrienne Barbeau:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3145242624/nm0000105

Back when the big ones were still natural;)

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Kizzy's picture

Happy Birthday, Hugh!!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Happy Birthday to Hugh and Joshua Jackson. YUM!

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

Clarisse's picture

'Ang on...Queen Fabiola? How long do birthday's last in Belgium???

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