Celestia Must Pay Up
Jesus' half-sister Celestia aka Anne Heche must pay her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, a lump sum of $250,000 and $3,700 a month in child support for their son, Homer. Anne was paying $15,000 a month, but claimed she couldn't afford that shit anymore due to being out of a job.
She will also pay 75% of Homer's private school tuition.
These two nutjobs were married in 2001. Coley filed for divorce in February and that's when the knives came out. Celestia accused Coley of being a porn-loving deadbeat dad. Coley accused her of being crazy. Duh. She does have a book called "Call Me Crazy." She asked for it!
Let this be a lesson! Never trust a grown man with Dennis the Menace hair and never trust....well....never trust Anne Heche!
Anne needs to team up with Ed McMahon and Evander Holyfield for a threesome sex tape. Well, they all need cash and they need it fast!
Source: UsWeekly
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 7, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on June 7, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by The C word on June 7, 2008 - 9:40am.
Homer Laffoon.......I don't usually say anything about the kids, but I feel for this one what with that handle.
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Word! The nickname Homley Buffoon comes to mind.
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My money is on Homo Baboon. Yeah, why don't parents think these things through? I mean, I went to highschool with a chick whose parents wouldn't let their kids bathe (no shit, something about "well water". I didn't get it). Well, this chick STUNK to high heaven, like, B.O. mixed with formaldehyde (add spoiled ketchup and rancid anchovies when she was on her period) NAST. Anywho, this bitch SMELLED! So what did her no-bathing parents name her rank ass? KELLY! It was too easy: Smelly Kelly, and so she was christend...Poor bitch had a sweating problen too....Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick...She was my chemistry lab partner in highschool...Oh, the horror!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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I'm officially disturboed now.
she went form Ellen to Coley; i just don't see her really liking dick much
Everyone involved in this mess is crazy. I feel sorry for Homer.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Submitted by DeeDee on June 7, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Submitted by The C word on June 7, 2008 - 9:40am.
Homer Laffoon.......I don't usually say anything about the kids, but I feel for this one what with that handle.
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Word! The nickname Homley Buffoon comes to mind.
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My money is on Homo Baboon. Yeah, why don't parents think these things through? I mean, I went to highschool with a chick whose parents wouldn't let their kids bathe (no shit, something about "well water". I didn't get it). Well, this chick STUNK to high heaven, like, B.O. mixed with formaldehyde (add spoiled ketchup and rancid anchovies when she was on her period) NAST. Anywho, this bitch SMELLED! So what did her no-bathing parents name her rank ass? KELLY! It was too easy: Smelly Kelly, and so she was christend...Poor bitch had a sweating problen too....Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick...She was my chemistry lab partner in highschool...Oh, the horror!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Cunt Odor, you're obviously a shit disturber. Surely you don't really think like that, do you?
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Women financially exploit men all the time. It's usually the men getting screwed 9 times out of 10. Good for Coley. Anne was the main breadwinner, she should pay support. If the tables were turned, she would be suing the ass off of him.
@Sky and Pers:
Oh yeah. She's a soap bitch. Not that I ever watched that shit.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Anne had this coming. Call it religious karma. Apparently that little lesbionic dalliance is coming back to bite her in the ass, big time. Stop munching carpets, dyke, and maybe Jesus won't hit you with big bills like this! Haha, I love it, and her dumb dyke show got cancelled too. Ugly cunt. Her ex-husband is a cutie, though. I'd let him shellac my stinky poon and pooper with his baby sauce, if you know what I mean! haha LOLZ
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Its sad to see ann financially exploited by somone she loved.
Homer may end up being sane, out of rebellion.
Submitted by The C word on June 7, 2008 - 9:40am.
Homer Laffoon.......I don't usually say anything about the kids, but I feel for this one what with that handle.
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Word! The nickname Homley Buffoon comes to mind.
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Submitted by Newportjoey on June 7, 2008 - 11:21am.
I want this to happen to Tori Spelling, like tomorrow.
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same here.
Good. This skank's mother now makes a living doing tours of McChurches testifying to the horrors of having your daughter victimized by the gay agenda, shit you not.
They both need to go back to the assclown planet they came from.
Poor Homer....
Her baby daddy is getting paid. Does he work? Anne has never been a A-lister or B-lister so why does she pay so much support?
I bet her ass wish she was Ellen's girlfriend now.
Maybe Scottie will beam her up and pay that cash.
Coley Laffoon is the funniest name ever.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
I hope she's getting prank phone calls from a laughing Portia Rossi.
Coley has been the better, more stable parent here. He was a SAHD. I'm glad he got custody. Judge was too lenient on CS though. Anne is capable or high earnings and she will not be out of work for long.
Sheeps, your avie is SEXAY!
O/T: I hope Anne does something nutty again. With Shitney under Daddy Spears's thumb, I need my fix of crazy ho.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dear Anne:
I told you to stick to snatch.
Poon would never do you this way!
www.myspace.com/triston
They look alike. So weird how that happens. People often pick partners that resemble them.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
But did she mention the tranny-infected sperm? It's the de rigeur term for tacky exes.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
I feel attached to her. I collect many information about her by many ways. I saw her privacy news on site====”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”===== last night.&*()_+|~!@#$%^&*( It said that she had a baby with a black guy when she just 15 years. The baby grew up in nursery.
Oh he looks so handsome..
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 7, 2008 - 10:50am.
Maybe she can go back to playing Marli and her evil twin on Another World. Soaps pay okay, I think.
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That's right! She was Marli and whatshername on Another World wasn't she? I loved that soap.
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She should have stayed gay.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Reality show! Isn't her acting career pretty much over, anyway?
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I want this to happen to Tori Spelling, like tomorrow.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
......Somewhere, Ellen DeGeneres is laughing her ass off....
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God be with you, dumbass.
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Maybe she can go back to playing Marli and her evil twin on Another World.
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Ha, I remember that! Ah, the college years.
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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
How to lampoon this buffoon? She's a total Fruit Loop. Why this guy married her is beyond me, even if he is a famewhore, or an older KFed. She never should have married him with that last name. I can't even begin to start on how that poor kid is going to suffer due to his name. I want to feel sorry for her, but I just don't.
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No comment!
Maybe she can go back to playing Marli and her evil twin on Another World. Soaps pay okay, I think.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 7, 2008 - 10:46am.
Homer might have some trouble in school with a name like that, maybe he could go to the School of White Oprah.
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ITA - kids can be cruel (as can adults; admittedly, "Gomer Baboon" crossed my mind). :)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
the poor little boy. ack... I hope his dad is a good person.
anne, evander, ed and assorted spouses, pets, kids, houseplants etc. need to pick a house and move in together. then they can pool their resources and talents to pay their bills. with all those extra adults little homer may even get to visit.
but before that I will give them a litle seminar called "just because you were on tv doesn't mean you are rich for life." or just show them the episode of reno 911 when jonsey has to return his new car.
Submitted by The C word on June 7, 2008 - 10:40am.
Homer might have some trouble in school with a name like that, maybe he could go to the School of White Oprah.
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I fee sorry for the kid.
Homer Laffoon.......I don't usually say anything about the kids, but I feel for this one what with that handle.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Do I care? Should I care? FEH!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
I got nothin'.
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