Chicken Cutlets VS Chanel: It's On!
The International talent known as Phoebe Denise Price held a press conference for the worldwide media outside of the Chanel store on Robertson Blvd. yesterday to announce her lawsuit against the brand for not allowing her into a party. PP was joined by her dream team of lawyers from the offices of Jacoby & Meyers. No, I don't know which firm they work for.
Chicken Cutlets told the 5 men with cameras media that she was invited to the Chanel party, but the dumb bitch PR girls refused to let her in. She ran home to get her invitation and presented it to the girls, but they accused her of making it up. Phoebe has asked Chanel for a formal apology and has yet to receive one. She will file charges against them so that no celebrity has to go through this again!
When asked if she was planning on throwing out her Chanel earrings, she said that she could not answer the question at this time. She also said she didn't want people going through her garbage to find the earrings. Oh, if you want some Chanel earrings like PP's, go down to Chinatown. I kid, I kid. PP doesn't wear fake trash! Her ears would fall off if she did that.
There's no video right now, but I'll post as soon as it comes in. You know that's some good shit.
Okay, when the trial of the century begins, I'm going to offer PP my services as her style consultant. You do not wear a Valley of the Dolls cocktail dress to a serious press conference! She needed to wear a high-powered business woman's suit and carry a briefcase. Carrying a briefcases shows everyone that you means business. And why is PP throwing the peace sign in front of Chanel? She should be flipping those cunts off!
Lastly, I hope you're all still boycotting the devil known as Chanel! I have not purchased one of their products since....well ever. I have also ripped their ads out of several magazines. Do your part! TEAM CHICKEN CUTLETS! PP must be vindicated!
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P.S. This woman needs a hobby, or she needs to do something to keep herself occupied. Quick, somebody put her in a round room and tell her to go in the corner. That will keep her busy for a few days.
Ah, that Phoebe! She really knows how to dress for a concrete carpet...
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"I have also ripped their ads out of several magazines."
Awwww!!!! I can picture an angry MK ripping Chanel ads out of magazines. How cute!
And anyone over the age of 21 should NOT be throwing up peace signs when they're having they're photo taken. Or EVER.
If I were Phoebe I would hold out for a personal apology from Karl Lagerfeld and couture gowns for life. Can you imagine the business the Chanel boutiques will lose when this gets out?
no peace sign...it's the british 'eff you' sign...
@Mani, Is it me or is your new GF burning the candle at both peens???
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 7, 2008 - 10:46am.
@Mani, what the hey kind of pinata do you have as an avie now???
Hi Deb, that's my new GF, very popular at parties.
Just messing around.
OT:This is an obvious publicity stunt for PP. I'm not sure how this supposed to help her though.
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megan mullally rocks! MK should talk about her more, not PP!!!
Did she always have those chicken cutlet cheeks? From the looks of it I don`t think so.
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53340582.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4A...
http://blog.unikati.eu/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/phoebe1990.jpg
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
If Phoebe wants to come to Atlanta I can try and get her an invite to the latest SuperTarget opening. There will be plenty of no-neck children for her to sign autographs.
I LOVE a good rendition of "I'll Plant My Own Tree", but Susan Hayward's been dead for 20 years. Maybe we can get Patty Duke to sing a duet??
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
it's really sad to see a "woman" with less acting credits,experience,looks, talent etc than I have being featured on this blog!!!!! so frustrating MK. there are sooo many talented unknowns out there,(not just me but I'm def one)why focus on her?!?!?!? because she's a freakshow?? that is giving credit to all the wannabes out there and I thought you were above that MK!! It was cute at first but you are legitimizing this mess!! enough is enough.
She does know that she's a nobody, right? No? Then someone please tell the poor girl so she doesn't keep making an idiot of herself fugging up my laptop screen.
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@Mani, what the hey kind of pinata do you have as an avie now???
PP looked beter before cutlet so does that make her PP BC? or PP AC? and then we can leap to AC/BC?
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Submitted by Voice of Reason on June 7, 2008 - 10:44am.
What an idiot. In order to sue and collect she has to prove damages, of which there are NONE. She should be slapped with a fine for filing a frivolous lawsuit.
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I'm sure the lawsuit is about as real as the email invitation Phoebe got from Chanel. ;)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
What an idiot. In order to sue and collect she has to prove damages, of which there are NONE. She should be slapped with a fine for filing a frivolous lawsuit.
Jacoby & Meyers are ambulance chasers who work on a contingency basis. They are just doing it for the publicity.
I can't wait 'till she's vindicated and is so happy she bursts into "I'll Plant My Own Tree" right there on the street. Now that she's dressing the part I can't believe how perfect that movie would have been for her.
This is another ugly useless bitch who should be killed.
This is a pic of her in 2005
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/53340582.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4A...
Daresay she actually looks decent here?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
that is not a peace sign. it means f*$# you.
I am sure Sears would welcome PP with open arms.
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I don't think that's the peace sign...she's calling them all vagina's.
I'll do my part and not sniff the sample perfume ads in the magazines.
Maybe I will fart near the perfume and make-up girls, too, next time I go to the mall.
Oh, I think the name of the law firm representing her is Gambino and Soprano.
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Come on MK enough of this ugly wanna be. She's an idiot.
It wouldn't surprise me if PP made the whole thing up.
Look out, Chanel. Those lawyers look like they mean business!
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I must compare her William Hung. It's who I think of every time I see her "working".
Barbado Slim, where are you darling?
omg.. I didn't notice her statement was handscrawled on a few sheets from a pad. ha ha!
I wonder if anyone from chanel has noticed. if so karl lagerfeld might decide to photograph phoebe wearing nothing but authentic chanel earrings.
This lawsuit is going to be thrown out of court if it even gets that far.
She might as well complain to the mannequins, even they're turning their heads.
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Submitted by Aubrey04 on June 7, 2008 - 10:20am.
Has anyone figured out how old Phoebe is yet?
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I'm interested in knowing how old she is too.
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her dress coupled with her freckles makes me queasy
WASHINGTON - The actress who played Wonder Woman on TV in the 1970s says she didn't do anything extraordinary when she discovered a body this week on the Potomac River in Washington.
Lynda Carter tells The Washington Post she was alone in a boat when she saw the body Wednesday. She says she didn't have a cell phone with her, so she yelled to some fishermen and asked them to call police. Carter waited until rescuers arrived and directed them to the body.
Peace? Hardly. "V" for victory!
ThankGod for news this summer to silence Obamamania.
> "You do not wear a Valley of the Dolls cocktail dress to a serious press conference!"<
If someone tries to flush that wig, I'll die.
2.. 2 braincells
hands on hips, yeah she means business this time.
PP vs. Chanel.. buhring it!!!LMAO
HAY wheres my invite CHHHHHA??? ;)
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She's ridiculous. I wonder if she can rake in $3 million dollars, like Heidi Montag did -- for all her publicity stunts.
I know MK loves them, but I'd rather never see Phoebe Price or Shauna Sand ever again in my life.
Has anyone figured out how old Phoebe is yet?
hm... you can sue people for not inviting you to parties? sadly that is of no use to me since I get invited to all parties! but if anyone slips up and fails to issue an invitation my lawyers will be in contact. :)
"Third girl behind counter" roles must pay fairly well.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Those douches who are dressing like David Gest lookalikes are her lawyers? Jesus Christ, how about you pull a suit out of your closet, dickheads? Who would even take this case?
It's people like that who make lawyers look like complete and utter assholes.
I stopped going to Perez when he started acting like an ass all the time, and MK I will be leaving you soon if you don't stop with the Phoebe Price cunt.
She is a fucking attention whore and you are adding fuel to her fire. At least find someone with talent to love. Dumb bitch whores with talent is what I want to see. Not this fucking twat anymore.
Counting down to my D-Listed departure.....
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Go get em Pheobe!
Since this happened PP has been looking more demonic. She's got crazy eyes.
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I love Chinatown.
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The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08
And I will never boycott Chanel after all they make Coco by Chanel the best perfume ever!
And is she wearing Vamp by Chanel fingernail polish?
She looks classy at her age. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is she looking for on that site?
I hope she loses all her money and we never have to hear about her again.
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Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Um MK she is flipping them off... the English way.
I love how shameless she is. That's our Phoebe!