Chicken Cutlets VS Chanel: It's On!
The International talent known as Phoebe Denise Price held a press conference for the worldwide media outside of the Chanel store on Robertson Blvd. yesterday to announce her lawsuit against the brand for not allowing her into a party. PP was joined by her dream team of lawyers from the offices of Jacoby & Meyers. No, I don't know which firm they work for.
Chicken Cutlets told the 5 men with cameras media that she was invited to the Chanel party, but the dumb bitch PR girls refused to let her in. She ran home to get her invitation and presented it to the girls, but they accused her of making it up. Phoebe has asked Chanel for a formal apology and has yet to receive one. She will file charges against them so that no celebrity has to go through this again!
When asked if she was planning on throwing out her Chanel earrings, she said that she could not answer the question at this time. She also said she didn't want people going through her garbage to find the earrings. Oh, if you want some Chanel earrings like PP's, go down to Chinatown. I kid, I kid. PP doesn't wear fake trash! Her ears would fall off if she did that.
There's no video right now, but I'll post as soon as it comes in. You know that's some good shit.
Okay, when the trial of the century begins, I'm going to offer PP my services as her style consultant. You do not wear a Valley of the Dolls cocktail dress to a serious press conference! She needed to wear a high-powered business woman's suit and carry a briefcase. Carrying a briefcases shows everyone that you means business. And why is PP throwing the peace sign in front of Chanel? She should be flipping those cunts off!
Lastly, I hope you're all still boycotting the devil known as Chanel! I have not purchased one of their products since....well ever. I have also ripped their ads out of several magazines. Do your part! TEAM CHICKEN CUTLETS! PP must be vindicated!
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When asked if she was planning on throwing out her Chanel earrings, she said that she could not answer the question at this time. She also said she didn't want people going through her garbage to find the earrings. Oh, if you want some Chanel earrings like PP's, go down to Chinatown. I kid, I kid. PP doesn't wear fake trash! Her ears would fall off if she did that.
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Number 1: Like, if she threw them out she'd throw them in the trash? That's her first idea?
Number 2: *I* was *going* to say that I get ALL my Channelle (I assume this is the Canadian spelling) in Chinatown and what's the big deal if she throws them out? Everyone knows that Channelle earrings will turn your skin green!
Number 3: ALL of the Channelle in Chinatown is real, MK! It's just cheap! Because it's in Chinatown and Chinatown is MAGIC! Everyone knows that!
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Why anybody would actually care if they were refused entrance is beyond me....
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She is so hot.Just see her photos on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
In the 3rd and 5th thumbnails, judging from the expression on his face I can kind of guess how this "litigation manager" is going to get paid.
She probably made that invitation herself. invitations are only of paper, paints, and pens after all...
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Someone needs to give Phoebe a reality show. Or something.
Let's make Dlisted bumper stickers that read,
Don't blame me: I voted for Michael Cera!
Happy Bday, by the way. :-)
Phoebe Price is a whore, a necromancer, and has cooter stank to rival the ripest oyster bed! Chanel would never let such fucking trash into a party. I hope she dies while Jesus, Coco and I pour Cristal all over the floor because we can and throw the bottles at filthy fucking homeless people, lolz. We bad ass chillin' and rippin' like that haha.
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most. stupid. lawsuit. ever.
this could never happen in europe... and i hope the case will be dismissed in the us, too.
obviously dumb bitch has never heard about people who are unable to launch a lawsuit - people amnesty international fights for.
I used to use that V sign in the UK when silently telling someone to Fuck Off. Of course, one can say the words "fuck off" too but the sign makes that unnecessary.
Classic media-whore end-game: manufacture drama where there isn't any to begin with. It's sad, desperate, scary *but* here everyone is talking about her, which is what she had banked on to begin with.
Her bedroom must be plastered with maps with pins stuck in at the intersections and shopping areas in town that attract the most paps. This is how she must plan her next flash-mobs-of-one outside of a luggage store or overpriced cafe.
When does the new Angelyne realize that she is rapidly becoming the new Frances Farmer instead?
PP is one desperate no-name whore. I'm sure the reps at Chanel are rolling on the floor with laughter over this one.
V sign as an insult
The insulting version of the gesture (with the palm inwards) is often compared to the offensive gesture known as "the finger". The "two-fingered salute", or "bowfinger", as it is also known, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow. The V sign, when the palm is facing toward the person giving the sign, has long been an insulting gesture in England, and later in the rest of the United Kingdom; its use is largely restricted to the UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. It is frequently used to signify defiance (especially to authority), contempt or derision, and is often accompanied by the phrases "up yours" or "fuck off". It is seen in the poster and DVD cover of Ken Loach's film Kes.
As an example of the V sign (palm inward) as an insult, on November 1, 1990, The Sun, a popular British tabloid, ran an article on its front page with the headline "Up Yours, Delors" next to a large hand making a V sign protruding from a Union flag cuff. The Sun urged its readers to stick two fingers up at then President of the European Commission Jacques Delors, who had suggested that more European integration might be a good thing. The article attracted a number of complaints about its alleged racism, but the now defunct Press Council rejected the complaints after the editor of The Sun stated that the paper reserved the right to use vulgar abuse in the interests of Britain.
For a time in the UK, "a Harvey (Smith)" became a way of describing the insulting version of the V sign, much as "the word of Cambronne" is used in France, or "the Trudeau salute" is used to describe the one-fingered salute in Canada. This happened because, in 1971, show-jumper Harvey Smith was disqualified for making a televised V sign to the judges after winning the British Show Jumping Derby at Hickstead. (His win was reinstated two days later.)
Harvey Smith pleaded that he was simply using a Victory sign, a defence also used by other figures in the public eye. Sometimes foreigners visiting the countries mentioned above use the "two-fingered salute" without knowing it is offensive to the natives, for example when ordering two beers in a noisy pub, or in the case of the United States president George H. W. Bush, who while touring Australia in 1992, attempted to give a "peace sign" to a group of farmers in Canberra — who were protesting about U.S. farm subsidies — and instead gave the insulting V sign.
I understand what you're saying, but then again, Pheobe does go out everyday and walk around just so somebody—anybody can notice her and take her picture. Shes shameless, and people have laughed at her before for having just one photographer (maybe) take her picture while other real celebrities are nearby getting swamped with attention. Most people aren't gonna go out and subject themselves to that kind of treatment. She works hard (in her own way) and deserves whatever gains she gets out of it.
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Submitted by JuneStar on June 7, 2008 - 10:50am.
it's really sad to see a "woman" with less acting credits,experience,looks, talent etc than I have being featured on this blog!!!!! so frustrating MK. there are sooo many talented unknowns out there,(not just me but I'm def one)why focus on her?!?!?!? because she's a freakshow?? that is giving credit to all the wannabes out there and I thought you were above that MK!! It was cute at first but you are legitimizing this mess!! enough is enough.
Take a closer look at the direction of her fingers, hers r the Uk version for eff off.
If her hand was reversed palm out that would be the peace sign.
PP could be smarterer than we thinks.
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things you don't wear to a press conference:
valley of the dolls cocktail dress
giant hoop earrings
black nail polish(!)
your hair down
oh, PP. wear a solid. just once?
Submitted by applejones on June 7, 2008 - 10:42am.
I am really starting to hate her. It was mildly amusing at first now it's straight annoying.
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Agreed.
Time to move on, MK, time to move on.
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This bitch is screaming for attention. She'd die happy if she could get on the cover of Cosmopolitan.
I feel bad for her though. I can picture her in her room as a kid with pictures of movie stars on her wall...."One day I'll be famous."
Now she's trying to fufill that dream (unsuccessfully).
always OUTSIDE the building (or in the parking lot - NEVER inside
PP, you are such the activist. Hang in there. We shall over come, some day.
Her existence is an embarassment to the human race.
While PP is at it, she should also sue the following:
Ritz Dye for her crappy hair color.
Tyson for the defective chicken cutlet implants.
The Sun for her damaged freckled hide.
Her parents and paps for encouraging her delusions.
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This is the type of crazy that signals "everything or nothing" desperation of a 30-something has-never-been.
There is no actual harm here (other than to our collective value as human beings) as long as Phoebe keeps this as a sad self-humiliating fame whoring stunt... yet lawyers can be REAL sadist humorless motherfuckers and, just because they can, drag PP into a half-deserved legal rollercoaster nightmare.
OK, so Phoebe was embarrassed because she was denied entrance into the party. But now by bringing in the media, isn't that going to embarrass her even more? Talk about taking something too far. So is she suing for an apology? That's a lot of money to spend on lawyers, just to get a frickin apology.
I am really starting to hate her. It was mildly amusing at first now it's straight annoying.
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As usual, MK, you are spot on with the cocktail dress description...paging Neely O'Hara!
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YAWN.....wake me when Gloria Allred takes on the case and has her news conference.Once that ambulance chaser gets involved ....well I still won't give a !@#$ but she'll make Raggedy Anne there almost look like a woman.....
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"Kat"?
I'm worried there may be a Margo Channing (Phoebe) - Eve Harrington (Kat) thing about to go down here. Miss Phoebe, don't let her in your dressing room - it's all lies. She's NO fan, wants your title.
@Joe, I thought she was counting brain cells...
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Hahaha! That's not a peace sign in Australia. It means stuff it up your arse.
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This is one sick, medulla oblangata-less bitch!
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*annoyed sigh*
You know PP, you should really be used to this kind of treatment. You can pose in front of as many establishments as you like, you still look like a tourist.
What's the big deal about Chanel anyway?
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She'll probably claim she has emotional damages. I searched for "who is Phoebe Price" on Google and came up with this article:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05292007/entertainment/called_on_the_carpet_...
Turns out her father's car dealership money is funding a good part of her rise to red carpet infamy.
Submitted by Voice of Reason on June 7, 2008 - 10:44am.
What an idiot. In order to sue and collect she has to prove damages, of which there are NONE. She should be slapped with a fine for filing a frivolous lawsuit.
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She's in the entertainment business she can claim that she goes to these parties to make business connections and to network and further her "career" therfore them denying her entry not only lost her important job opportunities and or loss of wages not to mention that the papparazzi were there so she could also claim that being denied entry gave her bad publicity. NOT that I'm sticking up for her I'm just pointing out how she could file a lawsuit.
True story time:
My friend bought a house in Toronto last year from her landlord from whom she was renting the top part of the house for a number of years. She decided to rent out the bottom apartment to make a few bucks before renovating the house and making it one whole home for her and her hubby.
So, she finds a couple that she thinks are okay, and they sign a 6 month lease. Ends up they are both insane. My friend's neighbour had a birthday party, and because she's lived in the neighbourhood for a long time she and her hubby were invited too.
Well, the two nutbars become so angry that they start yelling at the party from the backyard, then - they start banging on the front door screaming how rude they were for not inviting them, then they called the cops (all before 8pm). The next day, the neighbour went outside to get the mail, and the male nutbar corners the guy who is wearing his housecoat and begins lecturing him on how rude it was to have a party and not invite them. The neighbour told him fuck off, get a life, and no one in the neighbourhood liked them. So, they got paranoid and moved out. Yay!
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Submitted by Voice of Reason on June 7, 2008 - 10:44am.
What an idiot. In order to sue and collect she has to prove damages, of which there are NONE. She should be slapped with a fine for filing a frivolous lawsuit.
I totally agree. I wanna see which retarded lawyers added their names to this. She has no claim and no damages.
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I know faux redheads don't like to wash their hair a lot cos that crappy dye will go right down the drain, but PP's greasy "hair" is BEGGING for it! WASH IT, GIRL! Look on the bright side: If it falls out you can always wear a more natural looking wig.
"Tracy Turnblad is a WHORE!"
She reminds me of the Borg Queen in the First Contact movie.
The Borg queen was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter.
Submitted by miso-horny on June 7, 2008 - 10:51am.
Did she always have those chicken cutlet cheeks? From the looks of it I don`t think so
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@miso-horny-- Damn, that bitch has always been fug.
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LMAO!!!!!! I have nothing to say. That picture is pure hilarity!!!!
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Submitted by delle on June 7, 2008 - 11:14am.
dear pp (because we all know you will read this)
YOUR SKIN LOOKS CLAMMY AND MOIST. it is disgusting.
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You said it. She reminds me of the Borg Queen in the First Contact movie. She was always looking damp because of all of the prosthetics she had to wear.
I came across a clip of her on YouTube last night (don't ask me how because I certainly didn't type in PP's name) and oh my gosh, she was so full of herself it was sickening.
There are several on there to check out, ones including the quote "I was the first one to walk the carpet at the SAG awards this year, and yes I'm a member of SAG" along with other gems.
That said, I'm going to buy a vat of Chanel No5 after reading this and I hate that fragrance.
There are 3 things that Phoebe will be "famous" for:
1)Crashing red-carpet events
2)Those chicken cutlet cheek implants
3)Being stupid enough to sue Chanel over nothing
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dear pp (because we all know you will read this)
YOUR SKIN LOOKS CLAMMY AND MOIST. it is disgusting. your extensions look like barbie hair. your makeup is ridiculous. your freckles are hideous....but please don't stop what you are doing because i heart to hate on you :)
thanks mk keep it coming <3
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Submitted by miso-horny on June 7, 2008 - 10:51am.
I love that second pic you posted. That has to be from the 80s, so it's 20 years old or so. No way this bitch is 29....
Note to self; buy more Chanel.
Odds are, they will cave to the queen of nothingness.
I'm sure the higher ups at Chanel are sleepless with worry about this "lawsuit". *eye roll*
PP is so international-she even gives the finger Brit style.
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God be with you, dumbass.