I'll Love You For $20 Million
Brit Brit Spears has never loved a tool the way that she's loved KFed and Daddy Spears knows this. That's why he's offered KFed $4.5 million to remarry Brit so says Star Magazine.
A source said that Daddy Spears has been trying to get KFed back in Brit's life for a long ass time now. He's been in negotiations with KFed while keeping it from Brit.
The source went on to say that Daddy's latest offer to KFed is $4.5 million. I hope he's not dipping into Brit's frapp fund. That wouldn't be funny. The source said, “His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.”
KFed is playing hard ball and he wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup when they remarry. That KFed. Once a whore always a whore.
This is obviously a bunch of lie-telling. I mean, you know KFed would remarry her ass for a year supply of XXL Fruit of the Loom white t-shirts and a $100 gift certificate to Dave & Buster's. It doesn't take much.
If Daddy Spears is willing to spend that kind of cash, he should hire the best. I'm talking about Sarah Larson. The ho doesn't have a client right now and she'll never leave Brit Brit. Seriously, you can program her to do whatever you want. She can probably make frapps and homemade Cheetos. Homemade Cheetos!
Thanks Dreamy
Ah Brit pre-cheeto jowls! those were the days!
Your face!
This is a lie!
Brit's dad has never liked KFed and never will.
krbcan:
you'd be surprised at the power of the all mighty dollar signs.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Is 20 mill enough to have to spend the rest of your life with gum smacking silly dumbass Shitters?? Hell to the nah. Hell being the operative word.
sounds like daddy spears is TIRED of taking care of her,wants his life back and wants them to re-marry so kevin can take his place permanently.
kevin being her live in caregiver.britney needs a live in life coach.
riverchic is funny,,,love reading your posts!
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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men
personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he
looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
She's so boring now. I think the golden age of brit brit, Hohan, Paris and Nicole causing a rukkus and wearing no vagina shields (panties) is over.
*shedding one tear*
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As much as I would like to believe this story, I just don't buy it.
I also think Shitters thinks her "true love" is Justin Timberlake. I'm just not sure if Shitters is capable of loving anyone more than she loves herself.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Katie & Tom are in a sham marraige. Maybe Brit can get tips from "kate"
I just feel sorry for britney, I wonder why it took the parents so long time to help her? K-fed is a low-life twatlooking brat who just wants brit-brits money.
Highly unlikely, but if it is true, KFed, I lost the few teeny, tiny shreds of respect I'd developed for you.
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Talk about a sham. What kind of marriage is purchased?
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
brit was definitely not a heavy meth user, if at all... that stuff burns off all your love handles and turns you all pale!
nicole richie and lezzlo were definitely at one point... when they came out super thin and pale.
meth is the ultimate diet drug (no sleeping and no eating).
if anything i'd say brit is a stoner who gets the munchies bad.
Haven't read comments, but what strikes me is how sham a marriage it would be.
Coin = happiness and fidelity/maturity/healthy relationship?
Ack.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 7, 2008 - 8:42am.
That was my question, too, lol. I don't think she got rid of the leftover baby weight from JJ, and copious amounts of either cocaine or meth would have melted that off fast.
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Pimping out his own daughter. Where's the airsick bag?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Yeah, that way they can keep her pregnant until she dies in childbirth
Then paw and cletus can split her estate
Star Mag sucks. They can't even make up shit that sounds believable. They should be sued out of existence.
If Britney was so fucked up on meth, how come she never got skinny from it?
I think the drug abuse is a symptom of the problem, not the root of the problem itself. I don't see this girl ever being "normal" or not needing assistance again.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
I miss this Britney of yore. That trucker hat just screams class, all the way.
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Oh,they looked so happy.They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
krbcan
I cant definitely see her dad want to move on from taking care of her like an infant -- but who would be dumb enough to take this horrible job on
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I think they could find someone to take it on for the right price, the question is would they be trustworthy. It's like putting your mom in a nursing home and wondering how they treat her when you're not there.
I have a feeling she is going to need lifetime assistance. I suspect she permanently fried some of her brain using meth, like that Kristy woman on Intervention. Without handlers she'll just revert back to what she did before the conservatorship. And frankly, I think they should just let her do it, unless her parents want to sign up for babysitting her the rest of their lives. They're only about 50, i know I wouldn't want spending my retirement years making sure a spoiled brat like this doesn't harm herself or someone else.
Submitted by BEAT on June 6, 2008 - 10:42pm.
I'd lick her cheesey pussy for $20 mil.
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Son! I taught you better than that! *shaking head in shame*
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
I thought the great love of her life was Justin Timberlake?
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yeah, I said it! what?
I call bs as well. Her dad is trying so hard to help her, I seriously doubt he would put her back with the scumbag, so he can get his hands on the rest of her money!
This whole story is completely Bullshit, made up to sell rags which i am sure it will soon appear in. Brit's papa is consecutor for her, has a co and has to have the court's okay to spend a dime of her money...now tell me where Papa Spears is gonna come up with that amount of money working as a chef and on salary from Brit?? Do y'all think we're idiots who believe anything in print?....geeze, give us a break for a change, we're not all Brangeloonies
Well, shit...they're remarriage pictures and ensuing media frenzy and deals it will bring the Queen of Frapps will bring in tons more than 4.5 million, so yeah, K Fed ain't as stupid as we all once believed. Good on him.
Can't believe we'll have to go through the whole marriage, divorce, breakdown shit again. Hope those stinky boots, pink wig, bloody pads, and torn fish net stockings make a reappearance in breakdown II.
What a load of crap.
Submitted by krbcan on June 7, 2008 - 1:56am.
Umm, because he doesn't seem to ever make a single penny without exploiting her? It's just job security.
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Why would Kfed marry her especially when he knows how insane she is? He has already been through that nightmare and I cant imagine there would be enough money for him or anyone else to actually go through this.
Basically she needs a full-time baby-sitter to prevent her from doing crazy things-- and to ensure that she properly parents her kids -- so why would anyone want to endure this agony.
I cant definitely see her dad want to move on from taking care of her like an infant -- but who would be dumb enough to take this horrible job on?
ha ha valtrex!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by gucci on June 6, 2008 - 11:57pm.
They remind me of the commingled recycling bin at my local landfill.
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I have to say i really believe that britney and this person still love each other. they have great chemestry to. them being trash and all.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I can't believe anyone is buying this. First of all her Dad would have to give up conservtorship. I really do think he has her best interests at heart. She is never in the tabloids or gossip blogs anymore.
She is mentally ill with dual diagnosis squared. K-Fed is not lithium.
I'd lick her cheesey pussy for $20 mil.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 6, 2008 - 10:59pm.
An Oscar the Grouch/Margot Kidder pairing would have Brit as it's spawn.
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At Brit's wedding, her something "old" was Kidder's long lost dental bridge. Of course, Crazy Kidder had it made into a broach. The bitch wore it.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
One word "Entertaining!" Jaime is a real winner. He should be honored for father of the year by some unknown organization.
Seriously, does her father think bringing K-Fed into her life will make things "all better."
Hell for that money I will marry her ass and keep the frapps and cheetos coming for her crazy ass.
James Haven was offered 6 million to marry Britney! You bitches better not start flapping your lips and start telling everyone. James Haven trusts you and does not want to get on the bad side of Hollywood. It could ruin his career, you know!
James Haven told Papa Spears that he wouldn't marry her for all the Cheeto's in the world. Papa even promised James Haven a Hummer with all the trimmings. James Haven would rather get his Hummer the old fashioned way through hard work!
To be honest, James Haven could never live with Britney. She's a real pig. She throws her clothes everywhere, dirty dishes in the couch cushions, wipes her Cheeto fingers on the wall and seldom takes a bath. James Haven is too clean for that crap.
KFed told James Haven "When the price is right, I will go back to that Frap lovin' hillbilly".
Happy Friday, y'all!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 11:03pm.
OK, I'll do it for $5 million, with a 10% escalator per month.
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parissucksliterally:
No shit. You hardly ever hear about her...
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Why doesn't someone go back and take care of the 17 yr old heavily PREGNANT daughter?!
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
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20 million to remarry brit...kfed should hold out for that elusive record deal featuring popozao part 2...
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I would believe this if Joe Simpson made this offer to Tony Romo.
I'm not buying Jamie Spears selling off his daughter.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 6, 2008 - 10:47pm.
An Oscar the Grouch/Margot Kidder pairing would have Brit as it's spawn.
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dead-actress:
"ON T: Looking at this pic, you know the run down white trash trailer park is within walking distance of this beach."
Of course it is. They want to stay in an environment they are familiar with....
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 6, 2008 - 10:40pm.
She didn't take a walk, she set up a base camp, hired some sherpas, clearcut the forest (mostly), and staged a coup on the crazy side.
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LOL And..We've yet to see anyone to match her game. Frances Farmer & Margot Kidder came close.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by riverchic on June 6, 2008 - 10:40pm.
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Thanks, love. How are you this evening?
ON T: Looking at this pic, you know the run down white trash trailer park is within walking distance of this beach. They're on their way to the bathrooms that no human being would ever enter. Of course, she's barefooted.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
dead-actress: "Oh, honey he knew he'd be sitting pretty the day she took a walk on the crazy side and married him. When she decided to go sans pantaloons and beat a car with an umbrella."
I only WISH my ex's would go that nuts!! K-Fed is sooo lucky!!!
BTW: You look wonderful, as always dahling! *giving peck on the cheek*
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
Submitted by dead-actress on June 6, 2008 - 10:37pm.
She didn't take a walk, she set up a base camp, hired some sherpas, clearcut the forest (mostly), and staged a coup on the crazy side.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.